Love SICK

Player Rating5.51/8

"#92 overall, #6 for 2008"
based on 619 ratings since 07/24/2008
played 29,067 times (finished 963)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length5/8

"Not going to lose any sleep"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.

Player Comments

I have read Love SICK in whole or in part a few times over the years, but never did I rate and review it. After all this time, I finally sit down and write a review for the best romance story I know.

Now, this is one of those stories that has me laughing throughout the entire thing. The combination of the narration and the absurdly brutal events in the story is absolutely perfect.
Take this line that I think is a very good representative, “You take the vagina off your face and begin to do the “Mexican Hat Dance” around the body (that’s surprisingly still standing) as the blood squirts all over you. You my friend are one sick fuck!”
The events are so over-the-top that it stops even feeling wrong to laugh at them, and the frequent dissonance of Leslie’s happy thoughts with the tormented screams of his victims is hilarious.

There is no re-branching, and every choice leads to a new and wonderful path. Every path is worth a read, but it shouldn’t take too long to go through them all if you don’t have a whole lot of time. My personal favorite path is probably the one in which he has them all sing (well, all but one.)

Not only is Love SICK entertaining, but there are a lot of lessons to be gleaned from it.
“Sometimes sacrificing one’s own pleasure is necessary to appease the ones we love,” is a wise lesson on love and one worth learning early. After all, do you truly LOVE someone if you can only insist on having your way all the time?
If you think this bit on moral lessons was annoying, think of how annoying it’ll be for the literature students of the future and rejoice that you are not them.

There were a few places where words got switched out of order or something, but that was not too noticeable and never made the story hard to read.
There. That was my one complaint about the whole story.

If you hate dark humor, maybe this story is not for you. If you are still in elementary school, maybe this story isn’t for you. If you don’t like horror, that doesn’t matter; Love SICK is not scary in the least, and this story still might be for you.
Pretty much, don’t freak out and be a faggot if you ignored the warning in the description.

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: Love SICK is likely the greatest romance of the modern age and will be considered a classic of the twenty-first century, and you faggots reading this review best go read it now before the English professors get their hands on it and ruin the fun through excessive analyzation.
-- Cricket on 6/16/2019 3:22:12 PM
Why were all the edgelord stories so bad when the kids have had this one here for YEARS to model their writing and day to day lives after?

Anyway I'm torn between this and the Very Special CYS as the link to use to introduce someone to the site with...
-- mizal on 3/19/2017 1:34:37 PM
Oh, EndMaster... Every time I finish one of your stories I don't know weather to run screaming or give you my number.

Nice job.
-- Starky on 4/17/2015 6:00:28 AM
What the $uck!? End's mind's is truly twisted. Which is pretty awesome! Okay, I was led to believe this was a love story. I guess it was, but to me it was more about mental illness and maybe some inbreeding. Bravo. I am very disgusted. It takes alot to accomplish that. I respect that quality in a person.
-- oraclemache on 5/25/2019 3:45:44 PM
Nice
-- LuffyxNaruto on 5/10/2019 3:19:50 AM
Oh my ... bit short though.
-- Geordie on 2/21/2019 10:02:06 AM
Is it even legal to read or especially write something like this? I'm not offended, I'm just not okay with this. You couldn't do ghosts, or zombies, or literally anything else?

1/10. This is too messed up for me.
-- What the.. f*ck? on 2/16/2019 8:05:08 PM
I like how this story supports brotherly and sisterly love. However, your story does not fit hosted games marketing. Please try again. Better luck next time pal :)
-- Jason on 1/16/2019 9:23:39 PM
Certainly the best edgelord story I've read thus far.
-- Ficsean_Chef on 1/10/2019 6:22:30 PM
You know how to catch readers attention, that's for sure. I felt conflicted. Every time I picked a new option instead of not reading more. I told myself I'm going to hell for this. Each choice made feel bad to worse. But damn it if I wasn't curious. The content was super dark but I can see the talent you have as a writer. Thanks for sharing!
-- Tempis1113 on 1/4/2019 3:54:39 AM
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