Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

Player Rating5.61/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 78 ratings since 12/15/2016
played 566 times (finished 120)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length4/8

"A well spent lunch break"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)

Player Comments

What a delicious ending. No, uh, the pie... Not the sexy vampire man. Actually, I should say 'both pies', which I guess kind of correspond to the respective strong, independent woman you choose. Nice touch.

Also, this is the first grammatically perfect story I've come across! Thank fuck; I finally have my faith in humanity is restored. Rejoice etc. Then again, the hardened cynic in my is pointing out that this is a 3000 word virgin, but hell, it's in goddamn verse so I'm not expecting Beowulf up in here.

The writing was punchy and funny, especially the tombstones, which I thought were a nice touch to the death scenes. I did feel, however, that every so often there was a line or two that didn't fit the pace of the previous rhyme, but that's me being picky.

Overall, I like how this played with the cliche tropes of classic horror in a wholly silly, modern way.
A strong 6/8.
-- AzBaz on 7/18/2017 11:44:49 AM with a score of 8
Not good as how NOT to get date raped but still very fun to read.
-- Multiverse on 8/30/2017 11:46:46 AM with a score of 5
It's quite difficult to think of rhymes and keep a sort of meter, so I highly recommend reading through this humorous ballad.
I would, however, like to see more endings like the Fake Kate one. It's unfair that every mistake ends in death.
-- JeffreyJabs on 7/30/2017 8:17:09 PM with a score of 0
This game was nicely written and was entertaining.
-- DiniTheWizard on 6/4/2017 2:13:13 PM with a score of 5
This was very entertaining and worth reading through a couple of times to see different outcomes.
-- _Zomby_ on 1/18/2017 10:36:04 AM with a score of 3
Very entertaining! 6/8
-- SonicTurboTurtle on 1/8/2017 2:07:38 AM with a score of 12
It was funny and had a good-if simple flow. Mizal was good enough at gross out humor to make me lol at some of the witty one liners, but by the end it was getting a bit stale. Over-reliance on tropes made it predictable. I think one of the ways in which Mizal could've fixed this, Would have been to flip some of the plot devices on their head. For example, I think it would have been a good move to replace the werewolf with something not-cringeworthyly obvious. Double points if it lead down a false path. It kinda feels unreplayable.

I'm not the biggest fan of ballads but all in all I think Mizal did a good job, and some of the faults might just be the problems with ballads.
-- Patar on 12/24/2016 1:45:55 PM with a score of 666
Great work! It took a while to get the best ending, but it was worth it!
-- ZagHero on 12/22/2016 5:39:19 PM with a score of 3
This is great. Very well-written and funny.
-- Lilan on 12/19/2016 7:35:13 PM with a score of 0
Funny and bloody disgusting, well done
-- Agstand on 12/17/2016 9:17:04 AM with a score of 0
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