Player Rating1.73/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 25 ratings since
played times (finished )

Story Difficulty7/8

"wade in shark infested water"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.



Yeah this was made (originally) as a joke. I'll add a couple pages to this whenever I feel like it, just don't expect miracles. I'll keep publishing after updating though, just so you can laugh at how far it comes from the first couple pages. I'm going to enjoy reading the reviews throughout the updates to see how they change for the better. Mail me, because I'm literally always here. Seriously, just look at the 'Who Is Online' list. I'm always here. Might not always answer right away though...I'll probably reserve that for a 8 hour stretch each day.

Player Comments

I agrre with the distaste for trolls, but you can redeem points for stuff. Like shirts.
-- alienalpha on 5/1/2012 10:02:15 AM with a score of 0
I can't say it as serious neither funny. It was just like turning page, effortless....
-- LeonMarsh on 4/28/2012 12:08:04 PM with a score of 0
just kidding. But really this sucks almost as bad as timescape
-- cysid2 on 4/26/2012 12:56:52 PM with a score of 0
If I was you I'd wear a bag over my head and never go outside.
-- cysid2 on 4/26/2012 12:53:30 PM with a score of 0
-- BerkaZerka on 4/26/2012 9:07:18 AM with a score of 0
It hand multiple missing links, bad spelling, absolutely no plot, and it was just weird. I would have given you a better rating if it was longer and some of the pages connected or at least had an end of game link but there was nothing like that.

Everything needs to be improved for this one.

-- JMgskills on 4/26/2012 7:44:59 AM with a score of 0
-- EricDrewCents on 4/26/2012 6:10:35 AM with a score of 0
Stupid ass farm got me.
-- CovElite on 4/26/2012 2:50:23 AM with a score of 0
This game is worse than the ending of Mass Effect 3. 'nuff said.
-- Mrkoolis13 on 4/26/2012 12:06:56 AM with a score of 0
you can't win. Most of the game isn't complete. Horrible writing. No plat. You can't kill anything. This game is one of the worst games ever. If I could give it a zero I would
-- betaband on 4/26/2012 12:00:04 AM with a score of 0
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