The universe is in peril, and you are a Flumph. It is the Flumph's Duty to protect the universe! You can figure out what to do! You are a Flumph! Flumphs are ridiculously clever!

Two doors. One holds the love of your life, the other holds a viscous beast. In front of an audience of thousands...how will you fare?

Adapted from a tale by Frank R. Stockton.

And now every Iron Maiden fan has a simultaneous hard-on.

What's this SHAME pit I keep hearing about? And how do I avoid falling in?

Woo, it's free. I was afraid it would cost me dearly. 

I shall get romantic.Graphically romantic. Not graphic in the gross, physical way, graphic as in oh god my mind is burning from all of these feelings what the heck.

The best way I can narrow down is.

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Also, hi. I'm new. Anonymous for a good 3 years.

At least Arrowzworra (or whatever his name is) left. He's the one who made that storygame that was literally just gibberish that was probably made in an hour. 

Lately I've found myself interested in horrible visions of the future, and I'm interested in what you all think the best is. 

My vote goes to Brave New World, mainly for how ahead of it's time it is, and just how "happy" a dystopian future can be. And the orgies, can't forget about the orgies. 

Nintendo revealed their next big thing a while ago, and it's cardboard. Cardboard that's interactive and connectable with the Nintendo Switch that costs $70. 

It seems pretty neat. Like the next ROB or NES Zapper. I'd buy it. 

It was easily the most mature game of all time. There were aliens, and you had a gun, of which you shot at the aliens while you may have been running fast. Not too fast, though. 

There's your mild cussing.