that's true. You really should tag a mod, @SilverChanChan. It's important that someone draw their attention to this issue. We need less toxic people on the site.

No, you can't do it. You just can't do it.

This is only the first part. There will be more Chris later. And also, this IS a historically accurate story. This takes place during Tim's last birthday, the one that was shitty. Everything will continue to get worse for all the people involved, and hopefully there'll be a heartwarming ending.

Hate to join a Hate Train, and I hate to agree with my abusive caretaker, but, in this case, unfortunately, he's right.

I have to agree.

Of course! Men have no right to take our reproductive power away from us in such a dominating and barbaric act!

Ah, yes, of course... HEY GUYS, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I'M ACTUALLY FORD! I ALSO FORGOT TO ADMIT THAT I AM FUCKING EVIL AND I ALWAYS TELL LIES! SENTINEL IS BETTER IN EVERY WAY, EVEN THOUGH HE ABUSES ME!

SWIFT WAS AN ALT ALL ALONG!

Of course you fucking can! Just make sure you have the right maturity rating, like the other guy said.

I'm not sure what you're talking about. My inner something has always been right for me. I can't say the same for you, maybe that's why you're always wrong...