What if your poop is already water? There's no need to wet them a second time! It washes itself right off your hands as long as you give them a good shake, no one will ever know!

I hate British

It's digenders, not digressions.

>However, that doesn't excuse the frankly villanous behavior

It's spelled vinala, retard.

Maybe you should get better at your own grammar before you try criticizing mine.

Obviously a bidet is more deadly.

Nobody's gone through and done a full grammatical overview yet, so I figure I may as well.

*A soft bell dings. They do not charge anything for it.

*The flame takes you always one way, despite all, the brighter it burns, the more desperate you are to feel its warmth.
There is nothing wrong with this sentence.

*Wind threatens to tear your flesh from bones.
News flash, buddy. Wind can't do that.

*Warmth.
That's not a complete sentence. There are a few of these.

*“Hello there,” he says, standing, “you’ve come a long way.
Is one long run-on sentence. I would break it up like "Hello there." He says, standing. "You've come a long way."

*Durable trousers
Excuse me, this is America, we say pants here.

*The man wields a bident
I'm sure the word you're looking for is "bidet". I don't know how you'd kill monsters with that, but I also don't know what the fuck a bident is supposed to be.

*The blood of the profaned.
Profane is not a verb.

*You exit. The stars align elsewhere, the cabin moves on.
Cabins can't move, smartass.

*They roam the valley on the far side of the capital, Fendora.
It's Fedora, actually.

*Use discernment, remain resolute, and you will not be lost.
There's no way that discernment is a word. You must be looking for "discrement."

No idea what you could possibly be talking about

Also it's malicouise.

Wait, i thought you were Akeela? Ah well, you have better grammar this time so I hope you don't get banned again.

Nah, elude's not a word. You made that shit up.