Oh, I will. Gonna make me some sausage. 

I steady my shaking arms and raise the sights to my eyes. The barrel tip brushes a leaf, brittle from autumn. Raising his antlered head, the stag glances towards me. Alert, he steps forward twice. Two steps before falling to the leaf-littered ground. In a ever-growing puddle, he lay still.

I noticed that it's kind of tedious to visit your own profile. Some other websites have a sign in area in the top right corner of the page and I thought it would be a good idea to include that into this site. It would be nice to be able to one-click and get to your profile. A dropdown menu where you could view notifications would also be cool.

At least you get the joke, that's more than I can say for a lot of people I know.

Thanks for trying, but you missed like the most important line between "Hello there" and "You are a bold one."

I love Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style stories. I never realized there was a place full of people who made them online. I made the account so I could save my progress, but now that I have one, I'll probably be writing some storygames myself. I did happen to notice that the Star Wars content is a little lacking on this site, that's all I'm saying.