PaleWhiteShadow, The Reader

Member Since

6/26/2012

Last Activity

10/21/2023 1:29 AM

EXP Points

39

Post Count

6

Storygame Count

0

Duel Stats

1 win / 1 loss

Order

Warden

Commendations

0
I'm a writer. I write things, although that's mostly reserved for the FictionPress I never use anymore. I have a rather off-balance sense of humor and for that matter, morals. I've been called insane by my peers, crazy by the general populace, and "The King of Weird" by someone I used to love very much.
 
I'm a giant fan of horror movies (zombies in particular), video games, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and I'm a borderline DnD player.
 
I watch Dr. Who, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, the Simpsons, Metalocalypse, ATHF, The Big Bang Theory, Flashpoint, and all those CSI and Law and Order shows.
 
I listen to heavy metal, rock, techno, hardstyle, and some rap. I'm also a Juggalo as you can see if you're not blind and can see my avatar. I don't like pop. I don't like the radio. The only time I listen to the radio is when I want to hear country music. That's never. Okay, sometimes.
 
My favorite food is a Filipino cuisine called balut (a developing duck embryo that is boiled alive and eaten in the shell). So good with soy sauce. I also enjoy toast, popcorn, and chocolate milk.
 
I hate the world, but particularly pedophiles, rapists, bigots, racists, lawyers, judges, corrupt police, the government in general, belligerent Christians, burning the popcorn, and I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!
 
I dislike pop culture, annoying girls, anything bright and sparkly and "kewwwwwwwwwwt ♥ ♥ ♥" (oh my god that fucking hurt to type), being ignored, and dying. Dying is bad.
 
I'm honestly a nice guy, I just like thinking about a lot of disturbing things. Oh well, it's part of my charm haha.

Storygames

Another Attempt
unpublished

Work in progress.


Attempt
unpublished

Work in progress.


Recent Posts

Who am I and why should you care? on 11/24/2013 4:21:46 PM

I've actually been here for over a year and I started with EndMaster, I've actually read all his stuff. I JUST finished Eternal completely, now I'm at a loss for what to do. My personal favorite of his is LoveSICK, though. The more fucked up the better XD


Who am I and why should you care? on 11/24/2013 4:19:17 PM

We're gonna need a sponge, a mallet, a cheese grater, some turnips, and a pink tutu if we want to get down there...


Who am I and why should you care? on 11/23/2013 7:49:24 PM

Does this ceremony involve disemboweling someone with said spork? When can we start?!


Who am I and why should you care? on 11/23/2013 7:48:29 PM

Thank you all for your kind welcome, I really appreciate it. Even if it is over a year late to be introducing myself as a noob XD


Who am I and why should you care? on 11/23/2013 7:35:47 PM

Unfortunately, no. I'm not kidding about my life.


Who am I and why should you care? on 11/22/2013 10:42:27 AM
Like the multitude of others venturing about the internet, I'm essentially a nobody. Well, to you at least. You don't know me. So let's begin, shall we? I'm twenty-one years of age but have been told I'm wise beyond my years. I've also been told I'm an immature (insert your choice of curse here) so I'm not really sure which is correct. I like to think the former personally but who wouldn't? I won't bore you with every self-ingratiating detail of my life's story except the choice bits: practically abused as a child, tormented as a teen, and homeless as an adult. The adult bit was the worst so far. I've just recently found a stable place to live so yay for me. I deserve a cookie don't I? Being homeless taught me many life lessons, some of which I hope none of you ever have to learn. But as a result of my rather craptastic life, I have become jaded and somewhat bitter. I try not to let it show, I try to maintain a "positive mental attitude" but can't help but let my natural pessimism slip through. Go figure.
 
Anyway, in my senior year of high school I took a Creative Writing course because it sounded appealing. And oh was it. I never thought that I would actually find joy in writing, I had always took solace in reading but being able to create my own worlds and characters brought me to another level of comfort. It wasn't uncommon for me to make long, drawling, almost incomprehensible lists of all my ideas. Sadly, I never did anything with the material and it was lost while I was homeless. And my mind is no longer the vibrant hyperactive cluster*** it was when I was younger. I've written less and less as the years go by but one thing has always remained a great passion for me: role-play.
 
After a quick look through the forums I see that I can continue that passion here and maybe get started on a storygame of my own. I actually joined here over a year ago but I'm posting this now because why not?