ReapersBoy, The Reader

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1/8/2018 3:11 PM

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I am an enigma of simplicity and horrible, horrible wordplay. Pokemon has ruined my life, let's be friends. I regret a lot of things the younger me has done on this site, so when you see the bastard when you pass by my location in your wonderful machine, give him a good smack, won't ya?



A Romp About

You have woken up for the first time since you've put yourself into deep slumber. You are also a giant abomination. 

Recent Posts

~Injustice 2 Happened~ on 5/17/2017 3:00:49 PM

Not sure if everyone else was that hyped for it, but you have reason to be, for SWAMP THING is now in some mainstream media that isn't horrifically embarrassing! 


Anyone else got/going to get the game?

Hi me is new on 3/16/2017 11:25:22 AM

I clicked the link without reading the your description and ended up doing it for 20 whole minutes. It was a cute story that'd be nice to teach kids about rain and stuff, buuuut you should probably hae an ending in there just to so you can a rating and some comments. Otherwise it's like no one ever played it. 

SteamPowered Giraffe on 3/16/2017 11:21:41 AM

That was a really good album in general, the remakes of a few of their old hits on that one were well over do. 

SAMURAI JACK IS BACK BACK BACK on 3/16/2017 10:47:36 AM

Twas a joke, this show was my childhood. 

SAMURAI JACK IS BACK BACK BACK on 3/15/2017 8:29:23 PM

This John Wick Animated Series looks neat. 

SteamPowered Giraffe on 3/15/2017 4:08:58 PM

I was interested to see if anyone here knew of this killer band. They're mimes who pretend to be robots who then sing songs. I'll leave a few links for those unfamiliar. 

I Don't Have a Name For It. 

Automatonic Electronic Harmonics.

A Cover of Daft Punk's HBFS. 

The Pulls

Theme Song

This Movie About Martian Life Looks Good. on 3/14/2017 11:47:46 AM

"Hello sir, I'm interested in offering you a role in my space movie."

"Gee whiz, what'll I play?"

"A doctor."

"Whoo! A black guy playing a doctor! This'll be great! Do I get rid of cancer?"

"No, like I said before, you'll be in space. Only with Ryan Reynolds. Also aliens.

"Oh, alright, still sounds fun.  

"Also you die...."

"Hm, well that was inevitable I guess."

"In the trailer." 

It's a raw deal both ways. 

I Might Have Something Here on 3/14/2017 7:53:04 AM

Somewhat indeed. Lots of freedom. 

This Movie About Martian Life Looks Good. on 3/13/2017 6:25:16 PM

Three cheers for aliens that aren't those standard humanoid aliens we've been getting for years!

And then boo for the trope of "Astronauts Trapped In Space With Alien"

But still, it looks neat. 

I Might Have Something Here on 3/11/2017 9:04:30 PM

It's a storygame in which you play as an abomination who has recently awoken from they're slumber at the bottom of the ocean after a few thousand years, and you then proceed to explore the world around you and see what's changed. It's a little idea, but I'm currently working on it as we speak, so feel free to look at it. I'll try to not describe your outward appearance to make things a little more fun for the reader, but it can be summarized as not good. 

I'll try to keep those interested updated as I progress. wink