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Scrutinization Ward
Official Informative Brochure
Official Informative Brochure
Has your child been labeled a Person of Poor Prospect? We are sure that you are currently considering many alternative solutions, and have great confidence that this brochure will tell you all you need to know about our worthy institution.
Below are compiled the most Frequently Asked Questions and our answers to them.
Why should I choose to give my child to a Ward instead of something more simple? Wouldn't other ways be more convenient?
Many parents and guardians of PPPs have gone with the simple abandonment alternative. But leaving such a child to wander in the desert can be very hard to do without a struggle, and merchants and adventurers often complain of finding them during their travels. Other options have similarly unsavory consequences. The Ward is a struggle-free, mess-free solution.
I am not required to give my child. Are they still eligible for the Ward?
Fortunately, yes. If you think your child may be a PPP, but have not received any official diagnoses and a requirement to give them, you can still submit their application. We will test them ourselves in person. However, we must warn you not to get rid of a non-PPP child! This is a terrible insult to the law, even worse than keeping a PPP at home!
What will happen to my child once they are in the Ward?
When a child is accepted into the Ward, they are kept in a clean room with as little human interaction as possible. They will be fed, watered, and protected from the desert heat.
Why are your PPPs kept alive?
Keep in mind that these are Persons of Poor Prospect, not Persons of Despair. Unlike PDs, there is still some hope for your child, though it is very slim. The Ward gives our PPPs a chance to show improvement, as this has been known to happen. This is why we give them so little human interaction, to try to make them find a spark within themselves, if there is one. Sadly, so many PPPs that are kept alive so long develop into Persons of Despair. The PPPs of the Ward are no exception.
Are there many Persons of Poor Prospect in the Ward?
We are afraid that the exact number of PPPs here is confidential, as are their identities. But you can be assured that there are not many. PPPs, after all, are a very rare occurrence.
We are all very glad for that.
Below are compiled the most Frequently Asked Questions and our answers to them.
Why should I choose to give my child to a Ward instead of something more simple? Wouldn't other ways be more convenient?
Many parents and guardians of PPPs have gone with the simple abandonment alternative. But leaving such a child to wander in the desert can be very hard to do without a struggle, and merchants and adventurers often complain of finding them during their travels. Other options have similarly unsavory consequences. The Ward is a struggle-free, mess-free solution.
I am not required to give my child. Are they still eligible for the Ward?
Fortunately, yes. If you think your child may be a PPP, but have not received any official diagnoses and a requirement to give them, you can still submit their application. We will test them ourselves in person. However, we must warn you not to get rid of a non-PPP child! This is a terrible insult to the law, even worse than keeping a PPP at home!
What will happen to my child once they are in the Ward?
When a child is accepted into the Ward, they are kept in a clean room with as little human interaction as possible. They will be fed, watered, and protected from the desert heat.
Why are your PPPs kept alive?
Keep in mind that these are Persons of Poor Prospect, not Persons of Despair. Unlike PDs, there is still some hope for your child, though it is very slim. The Ward gives our PPPs a chance to show improvement, as this has been known to happen. This is why we give them so little human interaction, to try to make them find a spark within themselves, if there is one. Sadly, so many PPPs that are kept alive so long develop into Persons of Despair. The PPPs of the Ward are no exception.
Are there many Persons of Poor Prospect in the Ward?
We are afraid that the exact number of PPPs here is confidential, as are their identities. But you can be assured that there are not many. PPPs, after all, are a very rare occurrence.
We are all very glad for that.
