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Of course not. Awoman is me! ^_^

Mine's better. :-{)

Traitor!

Femals staches are in every way superior. That's why most women don't have mustaches. Our glorious facial hair made them so jealous that 98% of the male population committed suicide because of their jealousy. There were so few men that the human population almost died out due to lack of reproduction, so the women of the world made a pact to shave off their god given mustaches in order to save the human race, as so they have been doing for thousands of years. Unfortunately my mustache was just so spactacularly glorious that to shave it off would be the ultimate sin against our maker, so of course I had to keep it... True story that.

Even my smilies have staches :I)

Okay... I win! 

I'm saying I'm the original and he's the prequal 

You're just jealous because your inferior male mustache will never have the grace and dignity of my fabulous female stache

Bring it on bitch! ... How do we do this?