Spice is nice with rice

But not with the doughy base

Just my opinion

Pizza makes me sad.

Is it because too much cheese?

Or pepperoni.

I once found a song

In the night time something stole

All my sandwiches

Geoff Moore here (the Surface author). Briar and I have emailed back and forth a few times, but I thought I'd sign up here as this could be a helpful point for everyone. Parser games can be tricky as hell, but the best ones give you an idea of what you should be doing without giving the game away entirely. Of course if you have no experience playing them you won't stand a chance, lol! Check this out for help with basic commands and you'll enjoy them more:

http://pr-if.org/doc/play-if-card/play-if-card.html