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Reply with haikus

I repeat, ONLY haikus

Nothing else allowed

There is a great song. 

Its "Haiku" by Tally Hall. 

You should look it up. 

I'll look it up.

This thread will be filled with spam.

Why did I do this?

First line only four!

You are doomed to burn in hell

'Cause you broke the rules

Ugh, I meant I will.

Now I cannot edit it.

Because you replied.

Oops, sorry 'bout that

If it makes you feel better

Here's some free cookies

The thread is crying

It says you hurt it's feelings

Please apologize

I think you just did

In a crafty sort of way

Darn you to heck, Ford!

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

I can't make haikus, endmaster hates me for being a furry.

I really love haikus!

They are so good for your health.

It's not a lie, bro.

Hello, other dude
Your 'haiku' has eighteen, huh
One more than it should

Hey, I wonder what

You all are talking

about on this thread?.

You silly bastard,

Seven syllables this row

Not five there instead!

*Facepalm. It's doesn't work like that, Honor! 

Every sentence is suppose to end with a period, not "Hey, I wonder what you all are talking about on this thread?" Besides, the middle row is suppose to have 7 syllables. -.-

Honor has no swag.

I hope he gets some honor.

Then he will get laid. 

He'll never get laid

Even if he has honor.

Have you no sense, boy?

Of course he'll get laid. 

What are you on about, Sen?

He's not asexual. 

It doesn't matter.

He'll call his girlfriend old, lol.

That's why he won't get laid.

Your last sentence is 6 syllables. -.-

And can you really use 'lol' like that? 

Yes I can, you ass.

It's in my authority

To lol all I want.

Lmao,lmao,lmao,lmao,lmao

How can you lol like that, noob?

You silly penguin. 

You used it wrong, fool!

I'm not a fucking penguin.

Begone, plebian.

And, lmao

Is four syllables, half-wit!

Pronounce each letter.

 You silly penguin!

Lmao is one syllable, yes?

You is a penguin.

No, pronounced different.

"ell-em-Ay-Oe" is correct way.

And no I'm not, fool!

The mystery name

Is it Sentinel? Penguin?

Is it both combined?

How does this work?. Seven syllables in the middle row, is that it?.

Five syllables here

Seven syllables this row

Five in this row too.

Hey everybody

This seems cool about haikus

who had this idear

Okay I'm going black

My five. don't let whites survive.

Four. make sure your kids don't grow.

That would be Hytr8

I also have some advice:

Never shoot yourself

(Actually, nmelssx...? Look at a traditional Haiku, here: )

      Snow mixes with rain—
      my mother keeps calling me
      by my brother's name. 

(So it can be something like this?)

So I can write a 

haiku just like this because

it is okay to? -.-

I once found a song

In the night time something stole

All my sandwiches

(You said write haikus.
You never said how many,
This poem has five:)

You can't hear the scream
From the little girl you killed.
Not in deed, in word.

Fragile Innocence,
When did they leave you for dead?
Stolen from her heart.

Forgive as you bleed.
At least, that's what they told us.
Just to ease their guilt.

Once loved, then so lost,
But they would never know it,
As she lives, reborn.  

Her smile hides them still,
The bruises fading with time.
She will be okay.

Pizza makes me sad.

Is it because too much cheese?

Or pepperoni.

Spice is nice with rice

But not with the doughy base

Just my opinion

The crust is the best

I like it fresh, not from the

Refrigerator