Zephyrme2847, The Wordsmith

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6/18/2019 5:07 AM

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18 wins / 18 losses





Hello there.

I'm Zephyrme2847, your local donut-enthusiast and self-proclaimed Grandmaster of the Art of Procrastination. You can call me Zeph, Z, or even Pedro (heck why not). Pleased to meet you. Hopefully our acquaintanceship will be all smooth sailing.

Feel free to look at my profile and stalk me all you like if that's how you'd prefer to invest your time. If you need anything or have a couple of questions, don't hesitate to PM me. We can have a nice chat sipping Moroccan tea on a breezy balcony overlooking my imaginary Spanish garden.

I have been 'back' 4 times so far, immortalized with these edits I will be keeping on this profile to keep track. Just as EDIT 3 says, my life has turned unexpectedly busy, which may explain any future inactivity. If there's anything you need from me, just hope I'll pop back on here ASAP.
Yay, I'm back. Damn, that was a long hiatus...

EDIT: Now, I'm really back.

EDIT 2: Now I'm really really back, I hope.

EDIT 3: Well dammit, that didn't go quite well. Life is apparently quite full of stuff to do. I'll just pop by from time to time.

The Workshop (Bold means published):

Kittens of FAT: A storygame written by the younger me. Let's just say it's quite interesting. It's a large game set in a large world. Be prepared for a bloated inventory.

Time-travel stuff? Perhaps someday.

Something in progress.

Modern Adventure:
There is a pending idea for a game about 'angkots', which is based on my many colorful experiences involving transportation in urban Indonesia.

Everything Else:
The crazy side of me that made FAT is itching to create something insanely annoying that is nearly impossible to win/complete/finish/review. But it's probably best to hold this off or better yet not make it at all. Ufufu.

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points


Kittens of FAT

One day, your friends dare you to sleep in a haunted house. The thing is, when you wake up, you're not in the haunted house! You're not even in the human world!
You-are-in-a-world-of-KITTENS! Too bad that the kittens share a world with these giant, green, mean, sharp toothed lizards called Beasts.
You must find out how to get back to your human world, stop those lizards, and find out why you turned into a kitten in the first place! Well? Can you do it? You think you can?
Explore Kitten Village, the Mitten Factory, Brian's hardware store, Kitty City, and even the Tower of Beasts! Get a lesson from Noodle at the Archery Arena, kick butt with Inspector Waldo, and shoot lasers with Lena! Go on, play and find all six ways to win! Good luck! Welcome to Kitten World.
This game my brother and I made is so extensive that that there are over 26 items, at least one for each letter of the alphabet! (Yes starting with, Z, Y, X, and Q included.) Collect all six profile stickers and claim yourself as the champion of the Kittens of FAT (It's unlikely you'll ever make it that far :Þ). So the fun doesn't end (until you become champion of FAT)!

Recent Posts

Fresh Meat - baiting and hooking thread on 6/22/2018 9:13:09 PM

This, I like this.

Heehee I'm new on 6/21/2018 3:59:28 AM

Hello there, welcome to CYS. Uh, struggles?

Any suggestions on what games to play? on 6/21/2018 1:42:03 AM

Welcome to the site.

Try anything action-packed I guess. Madglee's Mommy (the one featured in the Modern section) is always a welcome use of time, and it is pretty dark while still being heavily choice-based and fun.

Yellow Ammo it's a Tempo Hello on 6/21/2018 1:39:57 AM

Oh that's right I just remembered. Will11 has an outstanding series called American Outlaw, where there's plenty of robbing and action (though not to extreme detail). It's an edutainment series, so if you don't mind learning a bit of history along the way, you should probably check it out.

Podcast Culture on 6/21/2018 1:24:40 AM

Seeing as this is a pretty intellectual community, I wonder what you all think about podcasts, since I just happened to stumble upon some interesting ones that make good company when you're out and about. You know, commuting on public transport with nothing to do and situations like that.

Interesting comments 3 on 6/20/2018 10:05:49 PM

Well, assuming that life doesn't kick my proverbial ass, I'll probably be hanging on. There's a ton of stuff I've missed it seems, and a lot of quality storygames I haven't had the chance to go through.

Yellow Ammo it's a Tempo Hello on 6/20/2018 10:02:55 PM

Salutations, self-proclaimed ruler of small roundish fruits. We hope you have a nice stay here at CYS. Feel free to go around and browse the forums to catch up with the latest buzz or even learn a bit about our history, which is quite... interesting...

Anyway, you should probably start going through all the good storygames, which I assume you have. Any favorites?

Interesting comments 3 on 6/20/2018 9:39:44 PM

Well, suffice it to say that was a very colorful era.

Cyberbitching and Meowing on 6/20/2018 10:46:26 AM

Dang man you have keen intuition

Interesting comments 3 on 6/20/2018 7:27:16 AM

Well thanks, haha, I was heavily inspired by Jurassic Fairview Park and how expansive it was, which probably explains all of the items and randomness.