You are a freshman (choose your gender) enrolled at Arcuz High, Middle of Nowhere (Rocksmouth), Nebraska. This is your first year at Arcuz, since you just moved here from Chicago.

Warning: in this story, your choices really do come back to haunt you.

Kathee wasn't all alt. She was a friend from school. 

I'll never join CoG... but nevermind. You guys don't want to have fun if I'm the one proposing the competition, I get it. Be that way. You're clique, rude, immature people, you know that?

*can we talk about the roleplay part again, mizal? 
*go ahead and ban me. No one will care. I'll stand as a martyr for all those who believe that mods being cruel and prejudiced. Go ahead and laugh. One day you'll see!

Oh. You banned her. Crap

*winces* I would say she's new, go easy, but that's kind of the point, isn't it? Oh well. Beginniner's mistake, actually having the nerve to tell a mod that calling someone autistic is rude.

I talked to her. Won't happen again, m'am. 

Duly noted. Will change points accordingly...

Point taken.

As I've mentioned, the point is to "evolve", as you say, to higher beings. To become less noobish, and improve the site overall with less spam and clutter. This is a quest to be better versions of ourselves...

Also, just a second on the roleplaying thing-- you realize that everyone does that all the time here, right? Just look at some people's posts on CYStia history, or the fact that it's called CYStia at all. That's a roleplay of sorts

Alright, so it might just be a sugarcoated way of me saying "come on my fellow noobs, let's get our asses in line" but I was hoping it would work.

Yep. Sent the message, they agreed. Which is why they were tagged. And yes, the idea is to stop being Noobs, and decrease the current noob population. Featured stories are hard to get, I know. That's why it's worth more, and why you're not considered a noob if you have one. The NA pledges it's allegiance to EndMaster above all. I'm a General, not an overlord. Self appointed, yes, but they agreed, so...

*they agreed to follow me, meaning the Noobs. This is the first time I've mentioned this to non Noobs

*I was planning on the mods still being fair and not trying to win by cheating (not commending anything done by a noob simply because they are a noob is definitely cheating, and while there's nothing we can do about it, it's looked down upon by us all)

*it's all fun, people! Fun designed to get Noobs to be less noob-like!

*I'm trying to censor the Noobs allowed to join. Only the most non-spammy elites are recruited. Usually. I apologize for any lesser noob joining. If troubles occur, feel free to take it out on me. Not the rest of the army, but me, that's fine

Also, Noobs tend to lose a lot more than they win, especially in duels like RPS