Playing with fire
As the efreet came flying out of the hole, Ali began to go on about how being married and having a relationship isn’t all its cracked up to be. However, the efreet isn’t convinced and just seems to get angrier.
“You think your words of minor marital troubles will ease my pain human? How little you know of the fiery emotions of us efreet. Our feelings burn ten times greater than any humans!” the efreet said.
“I apologize, you’re right. However, I do know how to get over a woman and that’s to get another one!” Ali remarked.
“That won’t work, my thoughts and feelings are only for Riaza who is as wickedly cruel as she is beautiful. Indeed that is what makes her so attractive…and unobtainable. She claimed if I killed one of her other suitors she would bond with me, but alas she merely tricked me into killing a political rival of her brother. Now I have made more enemies than I needed to, she still laughs at my attempts to woo her and all I got to show for it is the heart of the fool I killed!”
The efreet at this point throws the large heart across the sands in frustration. Well that explains the oversized heart Ali wondered about. He still needed to find a way to calm the efreet down if he didn’t want to get thrown next.
“Well, I may be out of line in saying this, but you efreet gave your females too much freedom. We might not be as powerful as you, but there’s still a few things you could learn from us.” Ali said.
The efreet was so taken by surprise by this remark that he actually stopped being angry and upset for a moment.
“If this is your strange way of trying to make me laugh, you’ve almost succeeded. What would you know about it? You were just saying how you’ve got a wife that you have to appease all the time. Doesn’t sound like you humans have it any better.”
“Well those marital problems are still very minor since I was just about resolve them with this special slave being sold in Shiraz. I saw her once being auctioned in Tripoli, but I didn’t have the money at the time and fortunately nobody else did either. She is an exotic beauty from some unknown land. She is so beautiful that she would even put out that lovesickness that burns within you.”
“Hah! No human woman could hope to match that of an efreet!”
“Maybe not in most ways. But this slave has been trained from birth to be completely obedient and loving to her master. She will NEVER treat you wrong and will submit to your every whim! While I had my eyes on this slave, I can tell that YOU might need her more. I can get her for you.”
“…a generous offer human. I will admit, there is a certain appeal to having a woman that would do everything and anything for you. However, I still cannot believe this female would be as beautiful as an efreet woman.”
“Well, maybe not and it may be an old saying, but looks aren’t everything. You say this Riaza that you’ve been pining for is very beautiful. She may be, but what good is it doing you if she is unobtainable? This slave may very well not have the same unearthly beauty of an efreet, but I guarantee she’ll know how to make you happy AND be pleased to do so.”
The efreet’s mood had changed a bit. He wasn’t looking quite as gray anymore and had a bit more red returning to his skin.
“Alright human, I suppose there’s no harm in looking. Let’s go.”
“Okay…wait, you’re coming with me?”
“Well yeah, I’m not going to just sit in a hole while you go disappearing with your slave. I’m not an idiot. You said you were going to give her to me, so let’s go get her.”
“Yeah…let’s go.”
Ali managed to prevent getting killed, but it might only be temporary if he didn’t figure out how he was going to accomplish this task he just lied about.
Ali remained relatively quiet, trying to think his way out of this until he and the efreet eventually got to Shiraz. They got a few looks, but nobody was going to tell an efreet to leave, especially with all the conquering they were doing on this part of the world.
The first thing Ali did was head to the slave market, but it was just his luck that pickings were slim today. None of the slaves available were remotely looking like anything he described.
“Is there a problem?” the efreet asked.
“Yeah, I thought the guy was going to meet me at the slave market, but I just remembered he wanted to meet me in a private location since he didn’t want to risk a riot breaking out when the public saw the slave without her veil. I gotta meet him alone though, he’s really paranoid.” Ali answered which caused the efreet to give him a suspicious look.
“Alright. I’m going to wait here, but you do realize if you’ve been lying to me the whole time, it’s going to be very bad for you. I WILL find you if you run off.”
“Hey, I completely understand. Your new slave will be here soon.”
Ali quickly walked off and left the efreet at the slave market. This was bad. This was really bad.
Ali at first attempted to see if there was a secondary slave market in town or maybe someone else selling them, but he didn’t have any luck there. His next attempt was a brothel, but when he mentioned they had to meet up with an efreet, all of them immediately backed out regardless of how much money he offered them.
Finally his last stop was an opium den. He looked around until he found at least one woman who looked like she had most of her teeth.
“Hey come on, let’s go.” Ali said to her.
“Huh? Wha? Where? Who?” she uttered in her drug addled haze.
“I’m taking you shopping. Here’s some coin.”
“Oooooh….”
Ali took the woman by the hand and she willingly followed not really understanding what was going on, but going completely with the flow.
Ali made a quick stop at a clothing stall and purchased a face covering hijab and put it on her.
“Huh? What’s this? But I’m not Muslim…I’m Hindu…I think…”
“You’re Muslim today. Here put this abaya on as well.”
Ali then bought some clothing for himself. With the addict covered up well and still confused, Ali handed her more coins which continued to make her agreeable.
“You know where the slave market is?”
“Yeah…I think…”
“It’s right up that road. Now there’s a big man who wants to see you. He’ll look a little scary, but don’t worry he’s just got gigantism. He’s definitely not an efreet or anything. Go up to him and be very friendly and he’ll take you to your brand new mansion.”
“Ohhh, a mansion! Wait…why?”
“It’s yours, why ask why?”
“Oh. Yay! Praise Ahriman!”
Ali had no idea who that was, but he gently pushed the addict in the direction of the slave market and watched for a moment to make sure she didn’t wander elsewhere. When he was satisfied, Ali quickly ran into a nearby alley and changed his clothes, then he ran to the nearest stable and threw a bag of coin at the handler and rode off with one of the horses. As Ali raced as fast as he could, he just hoped he could put enough space between him and the efreet before the addict ceased being a distraction. Ali thought when he got far enough a way, he might take the time to shave just to hide even better.
He just hoped this all would be enough.
Gain Acting and Disguise