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My two friends from school just joined. They are @Blink1010 and @lucario87

Happy feets day everybody.

@PandaLazor get your ass out here and introduce yourself. 

Welcome to  your friends, I guess. 

It's sure been a while since I last offered any newbies a free chicken!

Well, here you go guys, and enjoy your sexy chicken :)

I think I just lost my lunch appetite.

technically speaking, and I may have had a few drinks this fine night - but technically we're all just a bunch of whale cum. God is known to be very ominous and large, just like a whale - and although we do not see god as human per-se but he did mate with the virgin Mary, and therefore we can assume he is mammalian. Thus god is a whale, and each time he cums it's a new universe created - therefore we are endowed with the divine right to search for the egg to fertilize in this universe and once we do we will be the singularity (which is science talk for divine orgasm) and cause another universe to be created from gods whale cum. So really, we're all whale cum.

And that my friends, is the meaning of life.

Aren't you sixteen? Isn't that a little young for drinking?

it might be

Ford the drunkard.

Aren't you thirteen? Isn't that a little old  to ask stupid questions like that? 

No.

XD I saw that.

>Came back this morning
>Haha mary fucked a whale

You were shot out of a whale's testicles. How do you feel?

Definitely one of the lower points of my life.

gender discriminate much? could've been a girl whale to! - oh my god...what if god came too early and the girl whale only faked it?! that means that there's no meaning to us being alive because THERE IS NO EGG TO FERTILIZE...that bitch >:(

What on Earth are you prattling about?

I'm goin' to Disney Land!

... Oh, dear. 

Uh, I can only laugh at how you guys can get so friggan off topic.

CYS Forums were made for derailing.

XD