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What happened to that big war with @MinnieKing and @TharaApples fighting over having the most commendations?

Did you have to tag me to this thread? Anyway, I've been focusing on other matters. 

That kinda paused or stopped altogether, me and Thara moved on with our lives I guess.

Wait, are you trying to start it back up?

Also, there never was any war since I honestly didn't see it as such at the time or even now.

It wasn't really an official war, but there's no doubt both of us were trying to stay ahead of the other.

Nah, that was only your ambition. You even had it on your profile, and said making comments were literally your life at one point. Refrain from boxing me in with you in the foreseeable future, please.

Oh don't deny it. You always wrote just enough to get ahead of me and only wrote more when I took the lead.

Outrageous statements like that teeter on the line of self flattery.

I'll just agree to disagree, because every moment I spend arguing with you, your hatred for me rises, and my 0.000000001 percent chance of End adopting me decreases.

I do enjoy a healthy dose of self flattery every now and then.

Good, now this thread that is fake news can be deleted. Hopefully Ford and Gat can also resume their bullying of Naomi also for creating this. I won't even try to help like last time, I'd only watch.

As for real news, you both annoyed/triggered me so now some peoples comments are going into the incinerator because I know that also makes Ford sad.

*Chances of adoption decrease by 30%*

Well... guess i'll go write more fanfic...

End said I'm able to keep one pet as long as I don't kill it or forget to feed it. I wouldn't mind adopting as such if you don't mind, it wouldn't be so bad at all actually. 

I would be your pet?? :o

Not exactly what I had in mind, but i'll take it.

Well then, it's a deal. These deals are forever and ever by the way, no take backs.

Understood, beloved owner and caretaker.

Mhm, just know that this honor is greater than being some lowly slave to someone like, say... Tcount.

I would get hit by lightning a dozen times in a row before I became tcounts slave.

And yes, I am very honored. Thank you.

What I read:

"I would allow T-Count to strike me with lightning repeatedly and then enslave me after my session of torture."

You need fucking glasses.

D:

Sowwy Zag

As sad as it makes me to hear such words against me and my boss, I forgive you.

Your boss is going to be dead soon anyway.

Three days left, I do believe.

Well, that makes me more sad.

Ask to be Minnie's pet.

I'm Tharas pet, so he'd be a pets pet. That would be kinda fun though.

Now that I'm thinking about it, that's silly.

He should ask to be your chew toy instead.

Okay, I have standards.

You're a slave for a ten year old who pretends to be a wolf demon with a twelve inch penis. What standards?!

I'll get you a more chewable toy, no worries. Maybe T-counts corpse if/when it becomes available. 

Thank you. I do enjoy a flavorful corpse every once in a while.

I have not been violated in any way by him, though. Just because my employer has weird fantasies and kinks, doesn't mean they directly affect me.

Hm. I think I'll exercise my own freedom for a while before handing myself off to another person.

Well this got weird, but I guess members coming to semi-peaceful agreements makes for a change around here.

Semi peaceful? I'm a pet now, that's at least 95% peaceful.

Given the extensive roleplay Thara and Minnie with adoption and sisters and pets and shit, and how far they are into puberty, I can't tell just how weird this shit is.

You sure do have a weird fixation with puberty and whatnot. 

Hmm, are you perhaps stuck in arrested development of some sort?

No, I don't.

Okay, I believe you.

*Suspicious look*