And get banned before Ford? Nah, I ain't stooping that low in the SHAME well.

Just saying there's no way I'm gonna win. I'm just gonna hafta throw out what I got and hope it's enough to keep me on for 10 more days.

*sigh*

Prepare the firing squad.

What I read:

"I would allow T-Count to strike me with lightning repeatedly and then enslave me after my session of torture."

Woefully far behind where I should be. But hey 3J wrote OMS in 4 days or so, so I'll just pretend I'm better than him and let my ego follow me through.

Edit: not to say I have no progress down. Just that what remains is still massive.

Gosh that deadline's awfully close, isn't it?

There was no cake either. Just the one egg. The one survivor on the island had to eat it. Raw. After killing the diseased baby chick inside. And then eating that. Boy, grocery shopping without my parents was hard in those days.

Oh wait this is an Easter thread? Nevermind then. I usually have leftover chocolates around the house for that. Screw egg hunts.

Ha.

At least you had a home.

Winning at what, may I ask?

Make an alt and enjoy the show.