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My name is Jake and I like to write books I will say I do swear alot.

Hi. Welcome to the site.

Thank you
 

olle

hello

 

Look what we've got here, a fucking noob! What the fuck are you doing here, you retarded faggot? Did you come here to write about the time when your whore mother got raped by 7 men? I was one of those men, bitch! I'm the best motherfucker on this site!
This thread doesn't have any swearing, I fixed it for you. :P Anyway hi Jake, welcome to the site. If you need any help, check out the Help & Info section. If you plan to write a story, you should probably read some of the featured ones, to get a better idea of what we like the most (and because they're awesome). Have fun! Also, that's quite a long sentence, you should probably split it up.

Holy crap those are some good roasts. This is what I call a welcome. Thank you

Says he swears a lot (*a lot by the way, not alot). 4 posts, no swearing...

Not impressed.

But welcome to the site!