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I bit off so much that I am choking

9 hours ago
Oh God I made such a huge world that I have no fucking clue where to start for the Endmaster prompt.

I bit off so much that I am choking

9 hours ago
The jokes just write themselves here huh

I bit off so much that I am choking

9 hours ago
I just assumed a mod changed the title. Is this actually what the op chose? ToT

I bit off so much that I am choking

9 hours ago
Lmao

I bit off so much that I am choking

9 hours ago
My nigga you're writing Bible fanfic, you didn't create the world, that's blasphemy!

I bit off so much that I am choking

9 hours ago
Relax your throat.

I bit off so much that I am choking

4 hours ago
Ok, your prompt is a story from the Bible (presumably you had something in mind when you chose it and did not choose it randomly?). My suggestion is just do something simple, an Adam and Eve story from the snakes' point of view, Noah dealing with a ton of animal dung (and copulating!) on the ark, Joseph moaning at Jesus for not working hard enough in the carpentry shop when all he wants to do is talk about Biblical things. Make it funny, make it scary, make it interesting, just give something a twist or do something different. It doesn't have to be long - cobble together a few thousand words and maybe twenty or thirty pages with a couple of choices and you'll do better than those who don't turn in anything. Hope this helps :)