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The object is to ask a question that "is so easy a caveman could do it" But the fun is that you CANNOT give the correct answer. You must give out the most idiotic unrealted answer, then ask a different easy question. And it just continues.

Who is the new United States President?

Randy Jackson.

Is the Stock market Crashed?

No, it ejaculated all over your face.

How many Jews does it take to fix a lightbulb?

What?

Who makes iPhones?

Illegal Mexican immigrants fleeing to nuclear missle silos in North Korea.

When will the Israeli-Palestinian conflicts end?

After it begins.

How much money does the US owe?

The equivalent of seventeen Mexican pesos, a steak dinner at Applebees, nine grains of white rice, three grains of fried rice, a fragment of a Forerunner artifact, and four pints of Former President George Walker Bush's blood and bile, mixed. (That's without tax, btw.)

Who does Sarah Palin think she is when she declared that she's running again in 2012?

George Washington Carver

what is Nintendo

A group of Yakuza members who enjoy shoving Howa Type 64 Battle Rifles up their butt- and ear-holes. They own a plastic inflatable swimming pool full of babies and transexual scorpions and feed them whale blubber with crushed Chex Mix sprinkled on top.

Why is incest illegal?

October's mum.

Why is the sky blue?

Because Harry Potter said so!!

Who is alexp?

The Enlightened Despot of Portugal

why is shitty internet speak so prevalent

Because you touch yourself at night, ergo killing the dinosaurs, ergo killing the manifestation of the color puce, ergo killing the inventor of the cardboard box, ergo injuring Thomas Paine, ergo ending the Russian-Georgian Conflict of 2007, ergo making the internet half-gay.

Why didn't Anubis ask a question?

Because he loves cake.

How many planets are there in the universe?

Two. Earth and October's mum.

A train leaves Vancouver, WA. at 2:00 P.M. travelling at 98 MPH. Another departs from Burbank, CA. travelling at 126 MPH at 8:00 P.M. If the cities of Vancouver and Burbank are 963 miles apart and the trains run on the same track, at what time will a horrible trainwreck occur?

Wendys.

Who invented inventors?

God's long lost cousin Steve.

What is the difference between a politician and a rooster?

One has a penis. The other one is Miccy2000.

How much wood can a woddchuck chuck if a woodchuck was incapacitated and therefore couldn't go to work which eventually would lead to his family losing their house, car, and most of their belongings?

100 lbs.

What's the capital of the nation

The letter 2 or the number K.

How many keys on your keyboard?

One. That's more than the number of people that love you.

When was the Great War?

Koolgai The Great Awesome Powerful Master Of Awesomeness Who Is So Awesome He Will Burn Your Eyes With His Pure Awesomeness And Blind You For All Etirnity Person Guy.

What is my favorite type of gun?

The one that is lodged deep inside your rectum.

If marrital sex is technically incest yet legal, why are the other forms of incest illegal?

because Tommy PIckles passed that law in 20032 B.C.

What does anatomy mean?

ZkwreWWFWTr!!!!!!!!!

Why?

Thus, ergo, therefore, thusly therefore, ergo, therefore, thus ergo.

Is there intelligent life other than on Earth?

No. In fact there is no intelligent life at all in the universe.

Got kids?

No, I ate them all.

Why is why is

It is it is.

How many atoms on Leonard Nimoys butt?

42. I counted.

Why is my precious rocketship drifting off into deep space? Why am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station? WHY? WHY? WHHHHYYYYYYYYY??????

Because you touch yourself at night.

How many eggs can a chicken lay in a year?

Butter. How many times does anubis have to respond with 'because you touch yourself at night' before a thread dies?

nate

IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAND!!!

If Fleshy became a police officer, how many people's lives would he save?

69

Do you like mudclips?

YOU FAIL.

so i herd u liek mudkipz?

mudkipz phail to the max.

What's the difference between fail and phail?

October's mum.

October's mum?

She is your pimp-ess.

Will you guys be getting the Mythic Map Pack?

No, but October's mum will.

What is the answer to this question?

The answer to the question.

What is the question to this answer?

An octopus consuming a purple cactus.

How much did Miccy2000 hate the Max Payne movie?

Seventeen pennies gives you fourteen pies.

Which flavor is your favorite.

The one I like least.

How old is Spiderman?

As old as deez nutz.

Why doesn everyone insult October's mom so much?

Because Fleshy touches himself at night.

Which elf is best?

Which ever one Eraserhead likes best.

Why did Slumdog Millionaire get so many awards.

Because it's Cinco de Mayo!!! Ole!!!

Wie alt bist du?

Ave, ave

what did Anubis just say?

Because it's Cinco de Mayo!!! Ole!!!

Wie alt bist du?

Because nine eight seven.

What is love?

Headbangage.

Who is psyched for the Mythic Map Pack?

ANUBIS IS OUT!!! You can't respond to the question correctly lol.

The Kool- Aid

Define scripting

Something one does to October's mum.

Why does Jimi have the Skull Kid from Majora's Mask as his avatar?

Becaue Anubia phails! Oopz I'm out it's the truth lmao

WHy is Anubis's name Anubis

I hurt my back two summers ago, and every since then it's just not...it just gets really sore sometimes.

How many times have you died?

Lotsa spaghetti!

Why is America suddenly concerned about the Mexican drug war?