I love "Everybody poops" because even immortal people poop, so it's more true than "Everybody dies."
Another thing that doesn't make sense with America is the calendar. Not only does our week start on Sunday, we write dates as Month Day Year. I'm pretty sure this is how all Commonwealth + USA countries do the date, but it honestly makes no logical sense. The Europeans do it Day Month Year, and the Japanese (maybe the rest of Asia too, but I can't say for sure) write it Year Month Day. And finally, we have goddamn daylight savings time. Maybe it worked a long time ago in a galaxy akshooaly pritee cloaz, but nowadays it wastes energy and money on lighting and heat in the morning, and makes America grudgingly slump out of bed one hour earlier in the worst part of the year possible to do so: the work-and-school part of the year. Ban that shit.
Yeah, so I just ranted about the calendar. I'm a nerd. Well, I knew that, but...