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*Thats Dictatorship of Lower Chicago

That's right bitches, I've started me own country

Currency: Chicago Dollar
Ruler: Dictator Dylan
Heir Apparent: Zachary (great autocrat's brother)
Military: 3 people armed with high-tech killing tools (rocks, squirtguns, the occasional stick)
Flag: to come...
Motto: Hail, Hail the Ruler
Languages: English
Population: 7
Government type: Autocracy
Plans: Annexation of lan Oak park

Constitution:

We, the few, proud and ultimately loyal citizens of the grand Dictatorship of Lower Chicago (DLC) have come together to write a constitution for our great country and leader. The rules of such are few and simple:

1.The Autocrat is the sole leader of the country, no aides, no vice-president, no God. Just the Autocrat.

2. Democracy is forbidden, it has created more corruption, more scandal and more troubles than the monarchies of old.

3.All choice is the Autocrat and the Autocrat's alone.

4.All laws limiting the Autocrat's power are forbidden and the organizer executed. Also any amendments to the constitution not suggested by the Autocrat are similarly banned.

5. There shall be no censorship in the Autocrat's land.

6. All heirs are apointed by choice, not by next of kin.

7. While a Freedom of Speech is allowed, the people shall not abuse it be saying malicious and slanderous things about the Autocrat.

8. There shall be a Freedom of Religion too, the Autocrat has no preference

So no God, but Religion is fine. And Freedom of Speech merely allows people to say "I like turtles".

lol Dick tator ships ftw.

I'm saying that people shouldn't consider God higher than me, they still can worship It (wait now I'm confused)

I refute your power. You lose. Feudalism is better than Autocracy.

I respectfully disargee

I respectfull smack you in the face. It's a gesture of either flattery or utmost disgust. It's always the opposite meaning you select. Unless it's overruled by the smacker.

Now I'm confused

AUTOCRACY FTW

Anyway, what are your immigration laws?

Since there is under a dozen of us, it's essentially 'whoever the hell wants to come' type of thing

Interested, you get an immigration bonus of 300  Chicago Dollars

Dude, this Dictatorship went through the Supreme Overlord first right?

Oh... his assistant didn't approve....I'd watch out man

No, its about 3 hours old. I am the first leader 

Join now and get a $300 bonus!!!

Dictatorship Of Lower Chicago (DLC)
Citizenship Form 39-B.

Name______________________

Sex  M  F

Age____________

Occupation____________________

Reason for Immigration_____
a. Dissatisified with current country
b. Exiled from current country
c. Change of pace
d. Other

Special Skills________________

Dieseases or Health Problems______________

Would you like to join our glorious Armed Forces
[ ]yes [ ]no

By Signing this form you agree to submit to
the constitution of  The Dictatorship of Lower Chicago (DLC)

X______________________________________________

What if we like sex with both men and women? Circle both, right?

Hmm...did you see the Heir Apparent part? Did you see that part in the Constitution?

DING DING DING DING DING

Give this man a $600 immigration bonus

And no Happy Birthingdays, the Autocrat is not pleased

Reminds me of the "Republic of Dave" from Fallout 3.

I rigged the election so his first wife became president instead, then Dave leaves and gets killed by a Death Claw when he tries to "liberate" Old Olney.

Hahahah

Republic of Dave made me rofl so much I "liberated" the whole town. Good stuff.

To any that care...

The Autocrat's Gamertag: BeardedLegion