Bacon. Everything about my life revolves around Bacon. I waken to Bacon, love makin Bacon, and on one occasion I've even taken Bacon from somebody else. It's not an addiction, it's a solution to all of life's problems. I can quit anytime I want, I just don't want to.
Also, I'm listening to Date Rape by Sublime, and I nearly choked on the Bacon I was eating laughing at it. Not really relevant, but I felt it needed to be said.