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Hey, guys! New on here. This place, so far, is pretty fun. I wish there were more members here though.

I usually write really weird stories...somewhere on the lines of sci-fi, fantasy, and romance. It'd be great to get support!

Anyways, I love meeting new people! I enjoy reading everyone's story posts. I am very social, by the way. So leaving me a random message is greatlyyyy appreciated....as weird as the sounds.

Hope I get a chance to meet everyone here! Thanks for reading this rant... See ya!

- 15 year old Asian girl who has very big daydreams...,

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Hello and welcome to the site and  good luck in your writing   =)

Thanks! And to you as well. Any story recommendations?

Welcome! I hope that you enjoy your stay here. The site is a great place for conversing and chatting with others, and it is probably one of the better forums I have been a part of.

some of us are semi-insane *points finger at BerkaZerka* but most of us can be considered normal.

Welcome!

Haha, thank you! Everyone is so friendly, it makes me feel giddy. Wow.... I am such a kid.

Hello! I like you 'cos you're random ^_^

And that you stole 2 points from her. Very friendly Briar. Very friendly.

Nuh uh! I won one duel, she won two... That means she got a point from me. Now I'll never get the pretty, green leprechaun trophy 

Ha! Confessed! You just confessed to being the assasin! Lynch her!

I still say it was your mustache! 

Lynch: Briar_Rose

Mustache.

Signed the king of cool mustaches,

Lynch: Your Mother!

Double mustache! 

CHANGE VOTE: Briar's Hitler 'stache

Triple mustache! Sup. yep. That's about it.

Ahh, go ahead, I don't want that wimpy little square mustache anymore. Jack Sparrow mustache FTW! 

That's the ugliest mustache possible. Hell, even the dreaded hitler mustache can be considered better then that one. UGH!

And thus did Mustache-War's 2 begin...

You just don't like it because it intimidates you... And 'cos of the Lonely Island song 

Hello and welcome to the site!~

Hey and welcome to the site! Am looking forward to reading your stories.

Oh, and don't pay too much attention to the little romance of Briar and Anam. :)

Whose anam? :P

My boyfriend! He's got the sexiest Jack Sparrow mustache 

You mean it looks like a small turd? ^_^

No! Jack Sparrow has an awesome mustache with plaits and beads and... No wait, that's his beard isn't it? His mustache is actually pretty crap. I've changed my mind. Anam now has a Nigel Thornberry mustache! ^_^

I had no idea who that was until I googled him. What a awful mustache. No grace or class.

... But he can do this with his hands!

Notice, hands not mustache. 

Can you do that with your mustache?

I can do this though. And it was much better. Too bad you couldn't see it. 

Damn, I missed it! It would've been like watching a fluffy caterpillar break dance.

Almost. It's really unfortunate that you weren't there, it was marvelous.

Would've been better with a Nigel Thornberry mustache 

'twas a classy breakdance, which works well with a classy and marvelous mustache. Which is practically the opposite of that orange mustache.

What does a "classy" break dance look like?

Like this.

... Oh, that. Should've known.

You two are the goofiest thread-jackers I ever met. I would never engage in such tom foolery...

FOR SHAME.

PS - Squak. Damn. How could I have missed all the fun?!?

You know what I realized? If you take away the S from "Squak" and add a C before the K, you get "Quack" ... Do you think duck language originated from ye olde penguin?

You missed out BZ. And with Sabley back, I don't think any thread will be safe from our thread jacking. 

Mustache? Think briar figured it out yet!

What is this Quack you speak of?!? Yep.

A cheap, duckish rip off of Squak

The fiends!

Too bad. No one can steal my patterned Mustache! Though in regards to briar discovery. No one cares about that horrid squak.

PLrrrrrRRRrrBBbB!!!!!

Yuck!

Mustache Lice, go!

Ooh! - Creepy!

Eww! Well, it could be worse... He could have mustache crabs >.<

Or worse! Mustache Lobsters!!!

Or mustache piranhas!

YIKES! (but seriously - that would be awesome!)

Or mustache sharks... Now I'm imagining a little fin shape poking out of Aman's mustache while the theme from Jaws plays in the background.

There is no way I'm going to draw paint piranhas on my avatar. 

Ha! Aman's mustache is the new Aquaman LOL!

Left Justify. Just because I can't stand Horizontal Scroll Bars. And Aman spelled backwards is Nama, which is Creole for "Left Handed Gumbo Shrimp" which by coincidence, has nothing to do with justification, but does resemble a lobster - only much smaller.

You know, I have a army of fish waiting outside to kill you. (yes. I have just become the lamest hero in history)

Not if the fish are "Friggin' sharks with lasers on their heads"

Exactly, my soon to be dead penguin friend.

Penguins eat all kinds of fish.

ALL KINDS.

Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!

I would love to see you try and digest Cthulu.

I've got antacid tablets.

Antacid tablets won't do anything against a alien from Alien though. Now to find some black goop.

Even Nemo? 

*urp...

What about Ponyo? You can't eat Ponyo!

Ok, I won't - but only because I'm good friends with ToToRo

Yey! You can have Ariel though. That bitch was supposed to die anyways 

Should of eaten the fish human. 

Not sure what you were trying to justify, but whatever it is, I approve! 

Because you can now play Snake on all YouTube Videos - Just click it and press the right arrow, hold, and then  the up arrow.

Penguins are awesome hackers that way.

Say, can anyone remember what this thread was about at the beginning? I think it had something to do with llamas.

Dancing Llamas.

New Goat Kid on the chopping block, from what I remember.

Awhh, poor baby goat. Let's save him! ^_^

Nah, goat meat is delicious.

*shudder

*imaging goat steak.

Would it be called goat steak? I figured it'd be goat chops like you get lamb chops.

Never had it at a resterant, so I have no idea. 

I know you can get kangaroo steak ^_^

Wouldn't be able to eat it, so I have no interest in it,

Yeah, Aman's only ever had the Temple of Doom style Goat Head on a Platter with a side of beetles...

I have had goat head, so you aren't that far off. 

And if you suck on an eye hard enough, you can get the eye, the brain, and the other eye, all in one gulp!

Yum! I like it recently butchered, so all the blood is still oozing out of it.

Stop eating the new girl! That's not very polite.

And POOF. Just like that, the thread is killed  o_o

And thus, another member is scared away.

How could she be scared? We haven't even broken 100 errant posts yet...

I think you only need 50 to scare them away.

I blame blob!

He just signed on.....

See! Returning to the scene of the crime! Guilty as sin!

I just read every single one of the posts on this thread.... I need to get a life. 

We're strange people 

Wow. You guys are really funny! Haha sorry for being away too long... you didn't scare me away. No worries. I have exams at school. UGH. But yeah.. I'm still here. :)