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word of the day is legs, want to come to my place and spread the word?

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

Oh my. Yes, walk up to a chick and say that.

I got the jokes from this guy. He is awesome:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S07sThl3PfI

Well, that pretty must accounts for all the cheesy well known pickup lines. 

Hey you're pretty wanna come back to my place and have sex

Are you a globe because imma bout to rock the world

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I have a gun, get in the car.

Are you from the Caribbean cuz Jamaican me horny.

Prepare your anus

Here's one I can imagine Endmaster using:

Does this hand smell like chloroform?

Tehe totally

"You wanna go back to my place to make hot dogs and fuck?" Upon being slapped in the face you say, "Hey, wait, we can make cheeseburgers instead!"

"Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?"

 

Hey, nice outfit, but I think it would look better on the floor at my place!

Wow. Hey my watch says you're not wearing panties. Oh you are then it must be 10 minutes fast.

When I was young, I was only taught 24 letters, I don't know U, and I don't know Y.

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!

 

shoots and scores!

Boo. 

Do you like bacon? wanna strip?

Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see

Do you have a library card? because I'm checking you out.

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you be lov'in it.

Do you believe at love at first sight or should i walk by again.

 

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

 

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

Lol the floppy disk is hilarious 

ok;-

Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world!

 

Are you wearing china pants? 'Cause your ass is fine.

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

 

"Sorry for painting your face red."

"Sorry for painting your face blue."

"Wanna make purple?"

 

Come with me if you want to live.

 

(Corny as hell, but y'know)

 

Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Do you have a quarter? My mom took me to call her when I met the women of my dreams.

If I cook you dinner? will you cook me breakfast?

Are you a  farmer, cause you grew some big melons right there

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Are you a light switch? Cause you just turned me on.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you Katniss Everdeen? cause i got a uprising

How much cod points does it take to unlock you

Gamer pick up lines... classic

I lost my pants would you mind losing yours so I fit in?

You are one b******** women. I censored "beautiful" cause I thought it'd be too strong of a word for you. 

... I hope that's a pick up like because I'm a dude.

When hitting on a robot:

Would you like me to place my information up your USB port or go troubleshooting until I upload all over your face?

Woah there!

Some kid was walking around my school saying this a couple weeks ago

Can I stick my thumb drive in your USB port

That kid was you wasn't it?

No I'm not a perv that uses sick robot humor I prefer regular pick up lines

Skyrim pickup lines:

Hey, Hroki, did I just kill someone? Because my level is rising...

Maybe I am part dragon, you make me feel awfully horny.

Are you a Stormcloak? Because you've given me quite an uprising!

Are you an Imperial? Because you've got alot of white guys coming at you... 

Hey, Ysolda, I just joined the Thalmor! You know what they say about guys with long ears, right?

Who is yoslda? And

Hey harm you said I'm thane right? I'm the thane of you now....

(insert creeper slash perverted face

Ysolda is the marriageable woman with short dark hair who lives in whiterun and has a very small house behind the market district and wants to be a merchant, who CONVENIENTLY decides she wants to start pursuing this passion as soon as you jump the broom and shove all your valuebles in the nearest closet to let yourself run again without using the cheat engine to lock it...

I now know that skyrim hates you and only you

Nah, it's a good game, and the feeling is mutual that we are both lovely. It just has some logic-breaks...

Jewelry salesmen... Y U ALWAYS BROKE!?

Hey, get your coat, I've pulled.

Do you like pancakes?

How about Ihop on that ass

Are you up for a tactical insertion?

No,

for a blow off.

When a freshmen asks when do her legs spread the word. A senior says

"Sorry  they open when its past your bedtime."

what they say FML

Horrible HORRIBLE terriblly outdated pickup line:

Are you a pinball machine? Because I'm hoping to score...

Score your to young to reach the flippers.

Saw this on I funny though it was hilarious

Teacher:" I want everyone to be here for the exam tomorrow I might take nuclear war, extreme personal injury or death of a immediate family member, but other than that no excuses!"

smart ass student:"what if I say I am suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

class: snickering and laughing

teacher:(when silence is restored)smiles real sweetly." Than I guess you'll have to use your other hand."

BURRRNNN!!!!!

NINJA NINJA

- "Daddy's home"

(for when it's hot out)

- "You must be a cold shower, because i'd love to be inside you"

- "Is your hair frizzy because of the humidity or is it because you're shocked to see someone this good-looking?"

- "You look like you could use something cool to suck on"

Is there such thing as a pickup line that ISN'T funny/stupid as hell?

And since when do they work with anyone other than prostitutes? (Or is that their purpose?)

I don't know, "Daddy's home" has promise. It's funny, ridiculous, suggestive, and has enough of an impact as a first sentence  to catch someone's attention (The actual purpose of pick-up lines).

Of course, it might be TOO ridiculous for some.

Haha that second one actually made me laugh :P

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?