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Aman we both know what you did, and we both know you have 2 days left....

You can run, you can hide, you can ignore, but I will find you.

I allready contacted the batman, so there's no way you'll escape

Batman's voice mail picked up...

Well, he drove me (with his batcar or whatever it calls) to the airport. I allready tracked Aman Down, and Batman will lead me where he is

I can't see Batman helping you hunt down Aman seeing as how his own butler has a mustache.

shh, the batman is trying to lure liexess into a trap..

I do believe Aman still has the Bat Mobile - ever since he converted it into a Stache-Mobile and we used it to track down Killa's Toaster....

Track it down? I'm pretty sure I just gave it back to Killa  after you all thought Fireplay had it.

Shhhh, let them search for it.

Assuming I haven't  already stolen it  it back for the lolz.

Don't mind me, just a penguinite counterspy spying on these assassins to keep a nuclear war from starting... *Begins twisting on a silencer*... DEFINITELY not going to kill anyone here....

*cough

Yeah yeah, heard it all before  ...  ;)

^ @ Playa988 : You can catch up on the full story here:
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/9253

It even features Bacon!

OH SHIT! I accidentally shot batman... Who will protect the DC universe now...?

At least they still have Nite Owl, no matter how old he must be by now...

YOU FOOL!! Batman is the owner of these servers, so when you shot him, the server turned off! 

Luckily, I resurected him...

But Now, I found a companion, that wants his mustache to be the only mustache in the Universe....

Chuck Norris

what do you have against Aman?

Well, Once upon A time I challenged Aman to few duels and because of my strategy, I won, so I laughed out his so "great" mustache.

But we made a deal, that I'll accept his mustache "greatness" if he will keep checking up grammar and spelling in my story.

And just in five days ago, I noticed that he's not a coauthor anymore. 

So I gave him 7 days... 1 and a half are left

Batman decided to eat a sandwich this time

YOU FOOL! I only knocked out Batman, I'm a better sniper than to KILL everyone that threatens universal peace... It's Aman himself that euthanized Batman. when you did rez him, he came after me, and so I beat him into submission. I have him right here at the end of my sniper barrel.

Liu, you don't know the war this could cause, the world may very well be nuked. The mustaches will blame the penguins, the penguins will attack the weakened mustaches, the big red buttons will be pushed, and then BAM! Nuclear war and the end of us all. You're better than this, lay off of Aman or I really will kill Batman... 360 no-scope style, and get someone to squat over his face 25 TIMES!

And besides, we both know that Chuck Norris has a beard, not a mustache. Such madness you speak.

Yeah, maybe he does know better than you sentinel

The proof of me and batman contacting:

Silly child! Chuck Norris's days with a mustache have cometh and goneth! He cares not who rules mustaches, he only cares that he can grow one!

Step away from the Aman!

*batman sheds a single tear as I turn the safety off of my sniper*

*reminds batman that liuxess can revive anyone*

Chuck Norris has a mustache... that merged with beard! 

I'm going to find Aman, And you won't stop me!

Aman's right there cleaning up his Euthanization equipment that he killed batman with, but if you take one step toward him, I'll throw him into the perma-rape machine over there that will sadomasochistically torture him to death over and over again until the internet forces can secure you through the server lag.

*Batman screams as I threaten to drop him over the edge and into the machine* 

LoL, We'll see who wins.

My mind or your... um... wings or flippers?

STEP AWAY FROM AMAN, PUNK!

I can take care of your little Chuck Norris too. I don't even have to fight the old man myself.

Yes Liu, I suppose we will see who wins in the top-secret battle for forum-wide peace.

Bruce Lee? Don't joke man... You don't even know where Am I now...

Amusingly enough, today was the only day I could possibly be harmed by mortals, and you missed out. Lol

WHY COULD YOU BE HARMED!

I was fasting. No food means I'm somewhat weaker. :P (harm able, not kill able though. :P) 

Arent there 7 fast days in the year? (I just looked it up)

Yep, but those other days are easy fasts/super protection fasts. 9 Av is a bad day for Jews. 

AUGUST 5!!!!

Nah, it changes every year. XD 

August fifth is for 2014..

Yah. 

I just set a reminder..

Aman I didn't say I will destroy/hurt you...

I will only make you suffer

By tearing up your mustache

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 

thats even more amusing! XD 

This is the last day before I find you aman... I think I even will call penguin army today

XD. This is hilarious. 

I doubt Berka will lend his army to you. Last I heard, the mustaches and penguins had signed a peace treaty.

yeah it is really funny....

Almost.... Just few hours more and I'll find you! I'll find you Aman!

What? 

Yes. What?

Hmmm, I see nothing has happened.

*Gun-shot in the distance*

When I was outside a bug flew at my neck, but I crushed it. That's about it though.

YOU KILLED THE NEWBIE YOU MONSTER!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

THE POWER OF THE STACHE SHOULD NEVER BE QUESTIONED.

HE INSULTED BACON! BURN HIM ON THE STAKE! MAKE HIM SIZZLE LIKE THE BACON HE DISRESPECTED!

Hey, why is being created by satan an insult? After all, you'd think such temptation would be made by a being whose goal is to tempt.

Because it couldn't be made by Satan.

It was Buddha.

Buddha created Bacon.

Why Buddha?

Why not Buddha?

Why not satan?

Has Satan achieved the Zen?

He has access to the best bacon making stuff though.

So does Buddha.

I'm so confused...

I hypothesize that bacon is so awesome, that it spontaneously created itself. Then the gods knew it was something special and all claimed authorship of said bacon on the sly.

But Buddha is the most believable - cause his belly looks like he enjoys a lot of bacon.

That very well may be true.

I found you Aman, I found you.... At after few hours, I'll kill you!

ZZZZzzzz....
(wake me when something interesting actually happens in this thread)

See, photo shop is cool, but leaving a water mark is rather lame. :P

Yeah, tsk tsk...

Oh and BTW -

My computer is made in 1996 so it doesn't run photoshop xD

I used paint lol

Is it just me?
Or does liuxess's avatar look like it is into some serious tentacle porn?

Tentacle porn, or Giant monster porn?

Is there a difference?

I'm very afraid of what your version of Godzilla was like....

Just come on people.... It's totaly not like that!

BZ by giant monster porn I was thinking like Mothra or Ogre's etc. Tentacle porn to me would be like "releasing the Kraken"

I dunno, 'L' is a pretty weird guy. Him being into tentacle porn wouldn't surprise me.

yeah lol, it's possible. 

But you.... um... he...

Damn, I don't have any counter-arguments

Does this mean my efforts were for nothing...? CALL THE REST OF THE PENGUINITE WARRIORS ANYWAY! HIS TENTACLE PORN MUST BE DESTROYED!