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Hey there, wouldent realy say im new to COS but i've finally decided to be active in the forums so i made an account, so hey everyone. :3

Give me a hug

*Sets Nuclear on fire before shoving him out of the thread.*

Hi there, don't mind the insanity and crazy people here. We are all actually nice people who will make sure you enjoy your stay here with us... *creepy smile*

Oh, i think i will like it here. *mischeavously smiling as i watch nuclear running around on fire* and thanks. :)

Welcome to the site!

Thank you! And, does anyone know if there Will be any new epic fantasy RP starting up soon? Would like to leave my mark! :3

Welcome to the world of actively posting instead of lurking as a guest.

As for the RP question, there does appear to be a couple in the works as well as a few small ones coming out now.

Yo, welcome to the site :)

'nuff talk, JOIN THE PYRO FACTION ALREADY. WE OFFER YOU ROAST CHICKEN.

And no, Fireplay is an outsider *shakes head, and waves hand dismissively* He's just some random dude who blew up the moon and Mercury and some other shit...yea...totally not a threat ._.

Anyhow, you just can't say no to chicken, can you?

NO YOU CAN'T. BECAUSE THAT IS BLASPHEMY TO THE CHICKEN GOD.

End rant.

Unless you have cookies like the dark side it's a no! What, so the wind brushing up my face this morning wasent wind? 

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK WHEN HE BLEW UP THE MOON?

Bah, i am a worshipper of the flying spaghetti monster. And yes, that is a real religion. Weird, i know. 

I am a fire user I just don't work for a faction that has been at war for nearly a year. (I think.)

The original war was a bit insane so don't worry about our systems stability when we are missing; Pluto, Mar, A large chuck of Earth(which is now mostly a wasteland) and the surface of mercury. We also recommend not to worry about the strange creatures roaming the lands and the giant corpse of the Mustaguin abomination. Generally we all have our little fights but we know not to bother the CYS Gods and Endmaster. :D

Anyways...   Welcome to the site.

Pastafarian! I think we will get along just fine..

ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

I said Brown

As long as i get blue. 

Welcome to the boards :)

Welcome in this little war I'm an Golem who lives underground semi peacefully with city's full of giant golem's and robots that I invented and crap. We have all branches of a effective army. But other than that just a regular arms dealer IFY no fighting in my city is allowed.

(unless its Endmaster or another CYS god then go bat crap crazy)

War?? O.O I'm rather new myself, and no one told me about any of this! C'mon, someone explain already! I want to kill stuff too :D

So I shall...

ONCE upon a time, there was EndMaster, the mighty God of Death who destroyed worlds after worlds, leaving nothing but the ashes of the once-great civilizations behind. And out of those ashes, two 'godly' beings were born, destined to meet and fight each other in a never ending battle to the death. They were Aman, the Mustache God, and BerkaZerka, God of Penguins (with mallets). And fight they did, while the mortals took sides/remained neutral/caused general chaos and watched the show. However, the mortals were not content with merely watching, and itched to experience the satisfaction of war and destruction.

Thus, a great man bestowed with new-found powers from the God of Fire founded the Pyro Faction. The God of Ice was unimpressed by this, and thus selected a special person to lead the Ice Faction to glorious victory. Like Aman and BerkaZerka, these two factions were destined to destroy each other. In the great Ice-Pyro War, the Pyro Faction, lead by Silverflame and consisting of me and Raywolf were pitted against the Ice Faction, lead by Lexi and consisting of Penguinsharpshooter and FeanoronForge  - chaos ensued as Amy2, hugo and galobtter caused chaos to both sides, Alvin summoned creatures of the Land of Imagination and Drakilian unleashed a terrible abomination onto the world, then waged war on Fireplay which ended in the destruction of several planets. EndMaster appeared as Aman and BerkaZerka went into hiding, but both factions foolishly fought on, oblivious to the impending danger. Thus, the Pyro Faction was completely destroyed save for one person (myself), and once again EndMaster left nothing but the remains of the world behind.

Sometime later, the Pyro Faction was revived by a plea to the God of Life, and with the new addition of eatsleepslay, it rose to be greater than ever to continue its destined battle with the Ice. And so it stands today, in all its glory, as does all the other neutrals/chaos sides. But the war seems to be on a hold for now, so enjoy these moments of peace while you still can, for it shall not last very long. (Nevertheless the Pyros are still recruiting, so I urge you to join :D I offer the finest roast chicken and you get to kill as many as those Ice bastards as you want too :3)

Oh, and a late welcome to the site :)

Thank you kind stranger! And you should write more, in my opinion :D
I feel this somehow relates:

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

You forgot to mention how I managed to stand in the middle of it all and laugh for being unscathed.

Alright, il join pyro! All HAIL the flames