Bob?
BOB!? You pisasmelishit, you! >: O
I mean... nothing much. You?
In accordance with the rules of the site, I am hereby compelled to say...
Bob? Is that you?
Quick! Get bob control! The bob squad! the BOB team!
I think Bob is trying to gain attention and he's decided hacking the site's titles and account names is the way to go.
You give him too much credit.
Years from now, he will have passed into legend. It's natural (and a very nice running gag) to treat him as The Enemy.
Well, he is The Enemy.
Correction: " ...that's just [fuckin' Bob] with a username: 'ampersand#32' "