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inb4 "a little to the left"

This is a memorial thread, F-dawg.

Pls, a homie just been laid to rest by the cold skreets. 

:^)

You don't roast End

Do you have anymore words for the dearly departed, S-dawg?

Rest In Peace and don't spam the site with alts? XD

That's about all I got, T-dawg.

I don’t even know what the hell his problem was, I was actually okay with letting him stay here, but he had to act like a fucking douchebag and start picking pointless fights with everyone in multiple threads.

I don’t even care what nonsense he was spewing at me because he was obviously delusional at that point considering the guy actually asked me for story advice and we were more or less okay with each other for the most part. (Unless he’s confusing me with Drako)

I mean yeah growing up as a poor black child myself in Detroit, I get that it’s tough growing up in the ghetto in a white man’s world, but fuck this isn’t jail anymore and it’s not a goddamn riot free for all.

E-dawg, did you see some of the things he said to me? There was absolutely no excuse for the heinous things that he said, no excuse!

You see.... I am also of Black descent. My real name is LaQuisha Brown and I also grew up on the rough skreets of Philadelphia. I have had seven kids, four died to starvation and the govment took away two, leaving me with just my one.

This is a white man's world indeed, and this is also a hate crime.

Somehow. I'm going to get my kids back and we'll definitely be marching for this grave injustice. 

Wasn't gangster enough to avoid being murked by a forty year old librarian  

Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

I love the comment section xD

It seems he had low magic defense, M-dawg. 

I missed this one earlier, but LOL, carve it on the tombstone.

Good riddance. Spewing out vomit sentence after vomit sentence and not caring about improving on grammar or spelling is not healthy for the site in any way. Not to mention the actual content within the sentences were goddamn annoying.

I b-b-b-b-b-bet you wouldn't say that to a homie's face, B-dawg!

Man, computers are great, aint they R-dawg? I get to hide behind a computer screen and accuse people of hiding behind computer screens, smh

*Insert autistic threat* 

Haha, is that what he posted before he apparently edited his post?

Hmm, I remember that he posted what was apparently his phone number. The usual hardly coherent English that was a bit of an effort to decode so it was legible, and something about hiding behind screens. Oh, and how I wouldn't say anything to his face and blah blah. 

The posts that were deleted were like this one in nature:

"Yeah for folk like you. Stay behind the keyboard and don't talk shit to folk that'll kill your coward ass lol"

He was truly a charming gentleman that went above and against all stereotypes. Now let us pay our respects once more. 

A great man, and a shame he had to be axed. *Solemnly presses the f key*

Oh wait, I just found this gem from the past.

Damn it feels good to be a troller
A real troller mothafucka plays his posts right
A real troller mothafucka keeps his hands clean
'Cause real troller mothafuckas misdirect fights
And spammers always gotta talk shit
Claimin' to the forums that he owned 'em
But real troller mothafuckas don't talk shit
'Cause real troller mothafuckas know they trolled 'em
And everything's cool in the mind of a troller
'Cause troller mothafuckas think deep
'Cause everyone's wrong on the internet
So real troller mothafuckas don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', faggot ass posers
When the mods clamp down what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a troller

Damn it feels good to be a troller
Causin' discord, chaos, strife and other ills
Although I could be a good netizen
I'm on forums with my trollin' skills  
Damn it feels good to be a troller
I mean one that nobody knows
One post then ghost when the snitches bitch
Laughing at it all when a thread gets closed
Now troller mothafuckas come in all shapes and colors
Some got banned in the past
But this troller here is a smart one
Started trollin' in stealth and I'll last

Now all I gotta say to you
Furry fuckin', Basement dwellin', Cat rapin' posers
When the admin shows up, what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a troller

Damn it feels good to be a troller
A real troller mothafucka knows to blend
Real troller mothafuckas last for years
Ask that trollin' mothafucka Masta End
Now bitches look at troller mothafuckers like a meanie
And play the role of Little White Knight
But with just a few posts prey upon a knight's weakness
And watch 'em meltdown and cry all night
'Cause troller mothafuckas thrive on anarchy
And when everything's quiet in the thread
A troller mothafucka clicks the reply
And everyone's screaming for someone's bloody head
Real troller mothafuckas don't post much
All ya see is the mess of the train wreck
And real troller mothafuckas don't take the hit
'Cause real troller mothafuckas always deflect
Now when you're on the forums talkin' shit, run the risk
Of gettin' hammered and lettin' modders ban ya.
But trollers like myself chuckle and move on
'Cause damn it feels good to be a troller

And now, a word from our Moderators!

Damn it feels good to be a modder
With abilities to delete and ban
Everything's lookin' good with all this power
But AlexP is still the top man
So every now and then I gotta keep order
Like deleting a thread or two
Restore harmony to the community
And then ban you know who
So don't give me shit, keep your mouth fucking shut
And don't be a goddamn spammer
All you posters better not upset me
Or I'll ban your ass with a hammer
To all you plebeians,
you can't hope to win
I laugh saying fuck you, losers
'Cause now I got the site swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a troller modder

This really spoke to me, I like this. Thank you for helping me organize the funeral and keep things positive. But sooner or later we'll have to end the service.

^^ I found this somehow enlightening as well. I am becoming evil

I guess I missed some things but he was more entertaining than most of the rest of you as of last night.

It may of been just for a day, but I agree wholeheartedly.

I am also a fan of self-destructive humor :) 

Im a boring person xD

I think many would say the opposite for some reason.

we know

May he rest in Oblivion.