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Fucking christ, I have a leftover bags of like 40 tootsie roll pops from halloween and while feasting I managed to cut my tongue on the sharp as fuck air pockets. I forgot how dangerous licking these pieces of shit were.

I have no idea why I just noticed this now.

Then again Im kinda of a pussy when it comes to pain/ more so cuts.

Owch. It'll take some time to heal, but otherwise hang in there. This is what happens if you eat too much candy. Just ration it or something, I dunno. ;w; 

I remember back in 5th grade I ate some of that six feet of bubble gum tape and it ended up actually pulling out one of my back baby teeth.

Granted it probably was in the beginning stages of getting loose, but I felt this click in the back of my mouth and removed the gum to see it covered in a bunch of blood and the tooth in the gum.

Yikes. All I remember is that when I ate my candy, I usually got sick. Not this time though! My friends and I looted my whole neighbourhood, so all was good. Some furries were singing "It's Everyday Bro," by Jake Paul. I needed a bottle of Tide ASAP. 

The thing about the tooth reminded me of that time I tried using the "door technique" for the first time. To make a long story short, I tied the string on the wrong handle and ended up hitting myself in the face. I was in like third grade.

I've done the door technique before.. I'll never forget that moment.