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Now I've never been entirely up on the 4chan lore and events since I never really used the place, but they usually had some major ones that even most "normie" of internet users such as myself have heard about.

The most recent being 4chan getting majorly horse fucked by l33t haxxorz. Apparently this was done by some ex-4channers that got thrown out of there for being too extreme even for them.(Something about raiding an alphabet people section of all things)

So logically these degenerates made their own "4chan" with wojaks and underage hookers. This place is apparently called Shartyparty. (Great name) They bided their time and hacked the OG site with PDFs loaded with virus scripts or something. 

So far the damage seems to be pretty severe. Leaked all the admin and mod personal info (or as much as possible) Amusingly many of these had .edu or .gov in their email addresses. For more lols stats show that most posting came from Israel.

Who can say if this means the place is really "dead forever" but it's looking like a lot of work to even remotely get it to how it was. Easier to make a whole new site if it comes to that.

I've seen some celebration by the blue hair over this but not sure if this is something they really should be celebrating considering now the "Chuds" will be seeking other homes, not to mention all this was is a purging of the "Old Guard" which from all reports was a shadow of its former trolling self more content on just saying their favorite racial slurs and jacking it to femboys rather than actively attacking institutions such as The Church of Scientology. These Shart guys are obviously the "new" 4chan seeing as they had the drive to eliminate their competition.

In any case, I won't be surprised if a few refugees pop in here since despite never really using the site, I have been made aware of a few discussions here and there that mentioned us. (Maybe a thread archiving some of those posts might be in order if I get motivated to search through the discord) 

Just remember, contrary to popular belief, this place is NOT "The 4chan of IF communities". There's still rules and order here, plus we killed the pedo tranny that was a mod briefly so there's a major difference right there. (Which also puts us ahead of the other IF communities and every other social media place as well) 

Apparently there's also rumors of Tumblr going bankrupt or something as well. If that also goes down, it's open season on any tumblrina faggot that somehow finds itself here.

Where will I read greentext shitposts now :(

> be me
> 20 something chronically online shitposting basement dweller
> wake up at 3 pm to see what’s going on at the chan
> site doesn’t appear
> none of my bookmarks are working for it either
> check internet connection just in case
> get annoyed since I was in the middle of convincing this retarded faggot to start transmaxxing and today was step 4
> figure whatever the issue is, it should resolve itself soon, go check the news to see how the libs are getting owned today
> see a headline that causes me to pause and read further
> 4CHAN HACKED! Possibly down for good
> this can’t be real
> check multiple sources and with each confirmation sphincter muscles begin to tighten further
> heart starts to race
> feel like I’m going to pass out
> this isn’t happening
> rush to the bathroom to vomit
> don’t quite make it to the toilet resulting in partially digested chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew all over the bathroom floor
> continue to heave in the toilet, but nothing more is coming out
> bare feet are now sticky from stepping in my own nuggy Dew mixture
> grab a towel to clean up
> try to get it together
> maybe there’s some mistake
> return to computer to do more research
> there is no mistake
> it's over

There, your green text at home.

:)

Dare I ask for another one?

Maybe later, if I come up with something fitting.

Funny thing is I actually did quick "research" on how the tone of those go glancing at a few youtube vids. Wanted to make sure it's a good replica of one after all.

As a 4chan connoisseur, I confirm it's pretty similar.

Also, a 4channer cleaning up?

No wonder nobody believes anything anybody says on that site.

This is far too accurate.

Yeah this happened like 2 days ago I think. Pretty sad.

As far as I know, the admins are working hard to get it back online. They said "soon". Soon may be a day or a month, idk.

This is for the best. These dudes once raided a site where grieving mothers post pictures of their stillborn babies. Granted, sharing photos of dead babies is a little weird, but I think most would agree spamming dead baby jokes and meming the images in the grieving mothers' forums is a bit much.

I do not recall you being such a faggot previously.

Well that didn't take long, apparently the hacker known as 4chan is alive again.

Supposedly there's been the appropriate updates and fixes to prevent this from happening again (or at least as easily), but everyone's info that got leaked is still fucked on that front.

One can only wonder if there's already plans to retaliate against the shart dudes, but it's a pretty safe bet it'll probably be more than just trash talking.