Alex P. Hello all.
I'm Walter. *dances Mexican hat dance*
Doctor, you are perhaps the one person I've met who says exactly what they think.
<shudder> Why is the only straightforward person i've ever met a sicko...
Irony, you cruel, cruel, bitch.
Anyway, I'm Zack, a survivor of Fallout Ground Zero.
Why no, doctor. But I'm afraid I ate them already.
Hey, Zack, my name's Walter, what's your?
....wouldnt it be zack?
This doesn't look like Rome. Unless it's a massive room deep under the surface...
Hey everybody, I'm Paraplaniac. And I don't have a name because the Master wanted to mess with my life.
...Who's the master, mister?
Your mom. I don't know exactly. I just know that I'm named Paraplaniac.
And I can kill you by writing your name down in a book.
(Yes, Seth, I just said that.)
ooc: no. The megalomaniacal monologue would be in latin, though.
"Morituri te Roma!" Or somesuch...
That sounds dumb. You sound dumb.
I'll kill you. *grr*
I'm Shadow. I will take 100% of your life if you get on my nerves - don't do it.
OOC: I considered making the character really gay to ruin the feel of The Tower for everyone but decided not to (by the way, gay as in act gay/flamboyant, I'm not bagging gay people, I'm speaking the stereotype. Usually wouldn't put a disclaimer in my post but if there's American's you can get sued for just about anything).
Oh, I've tried. That boy just keeps coming back. I have a pocket.
Well, it seems like i'm stuck with the same kind of people as before...
ooc: Doesn't it strike anyone as retarded that it doesn't even matter who we chose as characters? As far as I know, no one has any special abilities.
I wouldn't be so sure... *obligatory maniacal laughter, since you guys think it's cool*
[Aside] But seriously, why DID we need to choose characters from stories? It's cool and all, but random people that are created just for Mafia allows for a little more creativity. Maybe.
I am Joseph and I will have my VENGEANCE.
Didn't Timothy kill me? What's going on?
What I'd like to know is why we are in this room. It's marginally better than being stuck out in a desert, but I can't see any way out, or any food or water.
And how does air get in here? I don't want to be stuck in ANOTHER fucking death trap.
*Eats Dr. Sick*
Meanwhile, I'll be gnawing your kneecaps off. Both of you.
We need a way out. Does anyone see a door or anything? We'll probably have to force our way out...
Over there, past the crates. Looks like a heavy vault door, but it doesn't look like it's meant to open. Lots of steel bars and locks.
See!? Why don't any of you f**kers die?!
*Shoots self in head*
... Damnit! This might work better if I had a gun. Hey, what the Hell am I doing in here anyways?
Gah...how much do I have to escape before I'm free? We should probably check the ground and walls until we find a weakness.
*Walks towards a wall, eyeing Dr. Sick suspiciously*
Wait a minute...
Things like this happen for a reason. There is someone who arranged for this to happen. And since they haven't shown up, I'm going to check for listening devices.
I have no idea what is happening, but I think, in some convoluted way, that it is all an accident, with no need to worry.
Ground Zero Survival, if you're behind this, i'm going to fucking kill off ALL of you. First you insult me over the phone, then hock me a cheap cage that nearly killed me...
Yu gotza funi vois! *Eats Zack*
ooc: Haha, with everyone here saying "I'm going to kill..." it's going to be pretty hard to find out who the mafia are. :p
Especially the part about him killing "whoever is behind this." Dumby.
You're a sick one, Dr. Sick. Who gave you a degree?
ooc: Walter?... That's me, technecally.
Dr. Sick, you can eat some other people. Can anyone find a weak spot in the wall or something? Maybe a trap door?
It's a law of nature that anyone who carries the title of "Doctor" will at some point go crazy and execute a maniacal plan, usually to take over the world. Dr. Sick is just following in the footsteps of Hannibal Lecter.
Incidentally, how did the mafia survive the nuclear war? What are they doing here?
And there will always be people there to brand things as "evil".
I hate the word. It can be used to demonize anything, it's the ultimate propaganda tool (besides school).
The one exception to this would be Dr. Sick.
If you two are done? *Slams fist on wall in frustration*
Hey, calm down, Joseph. What are you: A Nazi? I hate you.
Sick, I love your sister too. Know what I mean?
*Hides behind Joseph* Protect me!
i believe you are a well known 'mutilator', there doc.
Why are we proving ourselves? What for?
ooc: "I am in no real danger, because technically I do not exist." Haha, priceless...
ic: Hey!... If you don't exist, how'd you get us here?
*Throws host in mini-bake-oven on at 50,000 degrees Celsius* BURN!!
Does anyone see the logic of just putting us here with a bunch of sickos and not even telling us why!?
I find it offensive. That "announcer" has no respect for the human (or animal, in Dr. Sick's case) condition.
The only reasons I can think of that possibly make sense are:
1. This is a test of some kind, possibly of how hysteric we get, but there are better ways to study people, surely. Or it could just be a way of killing off people who don't fit the mould required by the test.
2. This is a reality TV show or some alien equivalent. Fuckers.
I would add one more possibility to that list Rommel.
3. This...thing/person...is yet another member of CYS stories that could be pulling the strings around here. Anyone have any ideas who is "Not real", but can talk?
Who's William? I thought I killed you? Why is that (<--) a question?
*Attempts to run past the mysterious figure into the hall*
i would first like to know how everyone got here. mine was very interesting. (Though i suggest we wait for Silver to confirm that we can share that before we do). I am willing to share if others are. so in the mean time, whose willing to share their story on how they got here? (remember, dont share yet, just say whether you are willing or not).
Sure, I'd love to, Alfred.
"You monster! What did you do with the other children?"
Now now, let's all take a deep breath. *Stabs Ceasar with a Pepsi can*
Shuddap! How do you know what Pepsi is anyway!? Are you some kind of.... Alien!?
*Hides behind Sick*
*Runs behind Ceasar* Protect me...
Hmm... Interesting. Almost as if you were trying to get someone lynched without evidence, Sick?
Gasp! Not my peepee place!
Leave me be!! *hides in front of Sick*
... My feet smell, Mr. Sick. They ask me why you question Jim's innocence.
*Jumps in SIck's mind*
"Get Walter cake"
I didnt know we were voting yet... i thought we were gonna possibly share some information before we just fly off the handle and get everyone killed.
I'm a bad boy... Vote: Walter
Wait, no. No. Unvote: Walter
Vote: Hold on with the voting. Wait...No, yeah, that.
Or sweet and salty?
Vote: No Lynch
To start killing one another hysterically is what started World War Three. Let your logic prevail. There should be less of them than there are of us. Therefore we have more chance of hurting ourselves if we lynch.
But if you vote wrong TWO die, senor Enfermo. Y eso, si que no queremos... Supein-go wa dekimasen... Eh!? Nihongo mo Supeingo wa hanashimasu ka!?
POR QUE!?!? Pero... Pero... Soy Gringo, que no?
I am not wrong. Julius is certainly mafia beyond a doubt.
And I speak english, if you don't: I cut out your vocal chords you merdehead.
We refuse to play your games. I don't care who you are. If we all jump you at once you don't stand a chance!
VOTE: DR SICKO
we dont have the luxury of being crazy in time of concern. removing Sicko, or all sickos for that matter, seems to be our best bet.
I don't believe Dr. Sicko is a mafia. He's too insane to be Mafia. I mean that in the sincerest way possible, Doctor.
But I simply don't have enough evidence to kill someone yet. Then again if I vote no lynch, someone WILL die.
Quite apart from the obviously greater chance of killing an innocent (well... for the past few hours, anyway), I think the mafia would remain hidden and not display open psychosis. Yes, he could be a deranged Serial Killer, but he's not mafia.
Wait. You'd like that wouldn't you. You say you survived the infamous Ground Zero incident? Maybe you didn't. Maybe it infected you. You and a few others are a little too eager to let Sicky here go scot-free. Even if he isn't infected, you'd like to keep him around wouldn't you? An infected serial killer would be a great asset, wouldn't he? I change my vote to the so-called survivor.
*Breathing heavily* I've never talked like this in my life...I've voted to kill someone...I'm just a kid!
(ooc: I probably said a lot of screwed-up things right there. It's been ages since I played Ground Zero and I haven't played mafia before so I'm still shaky on the rules. If I said anything wrong, we can just blame it on all the confusion making me delirious.)
Well, hold on there, Zack off! Are you saying that just because the sick man is a looney killer, he's excluded from the mafia suspects? I kill too, however ineffective! Does that exclude ME TOO!? No fair! I want just the same probability of being a mafia! I want that!
Wait... I don't want that! *Barfs up Zack* I'm sorry about that... I sure will be a sad boy if we lynch an sour, nasty-- I mean innocent person. I'm not saying we should hurry, but gee, am I hungry. The answer's "yes", guys.
40%!? Come on! I've got to step up my game!
Hey, you... Pooface. You suck. I'll kill your babies and shit on your mom's face. I'll rape your wife and eat your puppy. You like that? Do yah? Do yah!? I'll melt your eyes and sodomize your favorite toy -- Buzz Lightyear!
... I like how you're at 0% and also how you said that these are facts.
Yeah. So much for neutral objectivity. You can't just assume that we'll believe you, because although you know, WE DON'T know that you aren't mafia.
Let's think about this. If we lynch Sicko and he's innocent then two people die. If we keep him alive and he's mafia, I think the situation speaks for itself. If he's innocent and stays alive then we still have a dangerous creep who we still suspect. Come to think of it, if he's innocent the mafia would probably want him alive since he's so suspicious and so good at confusing people. Then again, confusing people seems like just the thing the mafia would do...whoever they are.
I'm lost. Someone hold me. Not Sicky.
I'm going to vote No Lynch. I don't want to take the risk of killing an innocent and sentencing another person to death. I need more time!
VOTE: ANUBIS (WHATEVER CHARACTER HE IS PLAYING)
not that i think Sicko is not mafia. cause i do. but i strongly believe now that anubis is mafia.
I can't believe that this whole time we've barely mentioned someone who calls himself 'Shadow' and claims to 'take 100% of your life'. He hasn't said a word.
UNVOTE: Zack VOTE: Dr. Sick
I've had enough of you anyways. No innocent could be so sure about one person.
Uh, Fleshy (or whatever character he's playing) explain why you think I'm mafia. I mean, FROM WHENCE DID YOU ATTAIN SUCH BULLSHIT!?
Hey, hey hey... Why don't we all calm down here, eh? I think....
Vote: Gay announcer guy
I think he's mafia. >:(
ooc: For those of you wondering, I've not had too much time to write up an analytical response... I'm kinda just posting every so often - staying out of the shadows. I am, however, keeping track of all the suspicious stuff I notice, which hasn't much so far, so, I guess we'll see.
Hrrrggh...I thought about our past conversation. It is suspicious that Ceasar was so unwilling to tell Sick his story. Fine. I'll give Ceasar this chance to defend himself. If he can't give a good argument or says something suspicious I'll vote for him. If he turns out to be guilty maybe I'll trust this "voice in your head". If he's innocent, you'll be lynched faster than you can say 'Oops'. Until then
VOTE: NO LYNCH
How many times have I changed my vote now?
(ooc: There are many times I want to use better grammar/vocabulary, but I must keep my character's age in mind)
*Turns on radio........ ~Lux Aeterna~ plays*
How will you know if he's guilty or not? After you possibly vote an innocent and then have another die after too?
Listen to yourself, man! You're mad! *Slap!* Mad, I say!
*Hook - Now even louder*
On the other hand, if he is Mafia, we still have to concider the 'take one for the team' aspect. How many mafia are there? If there are 3-5 (ooc: I haven't counted the amount of people playing) and Ceasar comes out Mafia, all will trust that sick bastard, making him and anyone else he advocates untouchable!
*Hook again - Even louder still*
God, man! The humanity! We'll be dead by the end of the Chinese New Year!... Chinese!!!
*Too loud - You'll hurt your ears*
On mah foot, if he is telling the truth and we don't believe him, then we're all dead! Even me! You don't want that, do you?!
No... Not this.... I want you to get up now. Go to your windows! Get up and go to your windows right now! And I want you to stick your head out that window and shout: "I hungry as hell and this asshole won't let me leave!"
*Fades out........ Turns off radio*
What have you been smoking?
You slapped me! If it weren't for the music numbing my mind I probably would have hit you. Self-defense mechanism y'know.
Ok everyone. We need to come together as one here. Everyone needs to come to an agreement on how to deal with this issue. So, as i PROPOSED, earlier, lets tell how we got here. fair enough?
*Slaps Alex* You're a mad man!
.... This just might work.
Ok slap happy. why dont you start?
No no no no no no...
Not till everybody agrees, Mr. P. ;) I dun wanna go n make mahself a target now. Least not until everyone agrees to share their story too. Unless, you'd like to start, in which case, I'm stil waiting for all to agree.
I guess it won't hurt. Telling my story will be hard for me, but maybe once I start telling it the two people who did it will twitch or show somehow that they did it! Well, I mean...you'll see.
I don't even fucking know. I was fucking some dude up and then I got pulled into the dudes mouth and into his throat through some vortex shit and ended up here.
Fuck you idiots. Caesar is mafia.
ooc: When this games over, I'm going to bitch every one of you fuckers out.
Okay...and that "dude" is not in this room or even resembles anyone here? Usually I don't believe stuff like that but just this situation makes me question everything.
I told mine, pussy.
ooc: The purpose of the game, has absolutely nothing to do with not getting angry. The only way that getting angry could defeat the purpose of a game, was if the games purpose was to remain calm.
Well, here's mine then:
I don't remember when life started getting so damn strange... Some idiot I know named Josh told me that if I wanted to live forever to jump into his portal. I then jumped in, got really emotional for some reason, and ended up with you guys. *Sigh* Why does this keep happening to me? ><
You have nothing to complain about. I was supposed to be on a school trip. A motorcycle gang attacked the bus. I thought I was dead. I woke up in a mental institution. I've been stuck there since. I finally managed to dig my way out, but I fell in a hole or something. I woke up here, still not having seen the light of day or knowing what happened to everyone else. All I know is that two of the people here were in that motorcycle gang. I'm very near voting for Caesar. I just can't do it with the current evidence.
....Ahaha! Sorry, I can only just imagine Julio over here in a motorcycle gang. But anyways, at least we know that there are at east two mafia around here.
Or do we? Maybe you're just saying that so we think that there are only two.
I can't believe you just said that. Look at me. Why would I want to tell a lie like that in a situation like this? If I was mafia I wouldn't change my vote so often.
prove your suspicions Sicko.
I agree with the sick man. I don't have any reason to suspect Ceasar though... Or do I? O.o
Why do you think that douche bag is mafia? No offense, douche bag.
I survived the nuclear holocaust in a bunker, all on my own but for five others like me, connected by network.
Then, that obsessed motherfucking lesbian douche-fag found a route past our firewalls and encryptions (IF ANY) and killed the others. She only half-killed me, for I got out. I was wandering in the desert when the portal opened.
NOW I'm stuck in ANOTHER FUCKING DEATH TRAP!
And you know what's worse? My gun was stolen! It's gone! I blame you, "narrator"...
Oi, Alexp. I'm still waiting for an answer to why you think I'm mafia. If you want Sicko to explain himself, you have to do so too.
Hey guys, I'm not learning anything new from any of this. I still wish you'd all just kill each other so that I could go home, and I still don't know who's mafia.
What's the vote count anyways?
Sorry Caesar but that's way too vague to pass. What exactly happened? What saved you? Sounds like you're hiding something.
... I don't see how telling guys what happened helps. Who cares how we got here; it's what we do now that we're here that matters.
ooc: I don't remember Silver saying that we shouldn't copy and paste his PM's.
Sicko, your voice talks to me too. He keeps calling me an bitch-ass shit head, and that makes me sad... I don't trust your voice! Why does it say that?... Including the Ceasar thing.
Sicko, you are confusing evidence with your insane desire to rip people to bloody shreds.
And while it's possible you have a voice in your head... That doesn't mean shit. That's just your second personality coming out, or some other brain deformity.
Please don't lynch people without a good reason. We'll have 2 dead in the morning and both of them will be innocent.
Your survival is not our survival. We can't trust it yet.
I am not going to trust that voice. I am surprised you even considered it.
In fact... Sicko... You like killing people. Who's to say you're not mafia? Who's to say you actually earned your MD?
You're a real asshole... disregarding me like that.
... I survived!
(I remember this) haha
Ahaha, I did. :)
That was either a really smart move or a stupid one.
Well, if Sick does have an innate ability to detect mafia, he's going to be targeted by the mafia. I'd like to say that anyone eager to jump on him is suspect, but who wouldn't want to do that? Could you explain yourself on accusing the survivor? He suggested that just because you were dangerous didn't mean you were mafia.
ooc: For the record, I don't think that JJJ playing his character well should make him subject to suspicion. I'm also playing my idiot character, but that doesn't mean I really want you all to go and lynch me. If I'd wanted to play super seriously like have in the past, I would have picked a serious character; as JJJ picked an interesting character himself, he should be allowed to play the part. However, his seemingly random accusations should be taken into consideration.
ic: Dr. Sick, your voice told me that you were Mafia... Or was it Ceasar's voice telling me that I was Mafia?
No, I don't think that anyone's free from suspicion yet. Not even... Alex. *slaps*
I think no one should be lynched now. We'd only hurt ourselves. I reaffirm my vote for no lynch.
We'd only hurt ourselves?! If we do nothing, innocent people WILL die! I say we do something! Caesar does look fairly suspicious...
Vote: Julius Caesar
ooc: Silver, it's spelling CAESAR, not CEASURE! He's not having a goddamn seizure!
Yeah, what he said. Honestly, I believe that Dr. Sick's voting for Ceasar because he was the first to call Sick out. Other than that, I dunno why you'd vote for him... at least not yet. This voice in your head, he's a real asshole. He pretty much told me so himself. He said, "Hey, I'm an asshole."
What proof do you have that he's guilty. I would gladly vote to kill him, but I have little reason to. I have more reason to vote for you because you don't give (solid) reasons and, for all I know, you just want to vote off an innocent so you can get that much closer to winning. Also, you'd get your kill for tonight, and you'd just knock someone off then.
I'm not voting yet, but unless you guys all give solid reasons for you votes, well, I can only vote for one of you at a time... but this is threatening to you all none the less!.... Right?
Sicko, you first. If the voice in your head is all of your proof, then the voice in my head will suggest that I vote you off... And he's very persuasive. (ooc: Haha, that sounds lame. :P)
I still want to know why you think I'm Mafia.
paraplanic dude. i believe you to be mafia based on your statements over the course of this whole ordeal. voting people is our job. thats what we do.
Disconnecting people's nerves also removes their ability to feel pain. A doctor should know that.
You should try operating on your own brain. You know, for the good of humanity.
Ok, I'm a fucker.
Vote: Dr. Sick
(ooc: Haha, JJJ, at first glance, I thought your "PS" was an "OOC")
Alexp, EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE VOTING FOR ME! If you want me to die, at least tell me why.
"paraplanic dude. i believe you to be mafia based on your statements over the course of this whole ordeal. voting people is our job. thats what we do.
Uh, fuck that. I want details, asshole! Why am I a better target than Sicko or Caesar or anyone?
Caesar was never on my radar. Dr Sicko has a vendetta against him, not me. As for Sicko himself. you are not a 'better' target. just more advantageous for me, and in my opinion the group, to vote you. if you chose to vote for me in retaliation, fair enough. but deduction is your best bet, not revenge.
Well, seeing how you find it so "advantageous" for me to die, I'm sticking with my vote. But I assure you. If I die, innocent blood will be on your hands. I promise.
so retaliation it is then?
You want me dead. That's cool. Kill an innocent. Honestly you came out of the blue with your accusation, so something is afoot.
it didnt really come from out of the blue. we are here to weed out the mafia. so accusations should be expected. speaking of which, whats the count now?
I think... we should all come up with good explanations as to why we're voting for who we are. Right now it's:
Oh, I mistook the paraplaniac for Alex.
VOTE: JULIUS CAESAR
Dr. Sick is the only one who is certain of his choice. He's right; if we kill an innocent it may be too late.That's a risk we will take every time we vote. I'd like Sick alive if he is telling the truth. Of course, it could be a lucky guess, but at least then we'll know he isn't mafia. Bottom line is that soon we'll know.
I should have stayed in the mental institution...they had food there that was only mildly terrible.
He's definitely assertive, but you don't see that it's just a guess. HItler was assertive; didn't make him right. People followed him in killing millions of innocent people. Now, you're following Sicko. Are you a Nazi? Huh? Are yah? Are yah?!
Melike? Is that some sort of new slang? You like my logic?
Are you just mad at me because I voted for you?
Hitler said that you were "the Second Reich." Figures I suppose...
Point is, Hitler's a douche bag... much like my friends Alex here. Right, Alex? :)
...Why, that would be sanitarily unsubstantial. I wouldn't use that.
now we know who has been voted FOR. what we need to know now is who HASNT voted. and we neeed to know WHY.
Hey psycho social wannabe, that was but one part of the deduction. next time try and add something to this solution.
When confronted, it's not like they're just going to admit that they're mafia to you, so trying to find out is useless anyways.
sooooo, we should just roll over and admit defeat? dont think so. we should still ask them to speak up. everyone should be willing to work together. if they arent, then they are suspect.
Yes...the psycho is always the sound of reason...
Are we going to vote no lynch or keep bickering? The way I see it, anyone could be mafia, so we gain nothing by lynching people right now.
Whatever, you can all go eat some old balls.
I'm still watching you, Alexp. But Rommel's right. Bickering can't tell us who's mafia and who's innocent.
ooc: Educated idiots. lol
Don't be such a drama queen. "Ooo, I'm going to die tonight if we don't do something. But I'm not scared, I'm a warrior," ehh, shuddap.
If the day ends and it turns out to be a tie, who dies? Caesar? No one?
I, for one, will be active. I will not wait to die. It amazes me that anyone would want to.
way to win supporters....
"Join me if you want to live." Wow, that's hilarious coming from you. :D
lol kinda like Jason Vorhees or Freddy Krueger saying it. dont you think? ** now imagining hearing Charles Manson saying "Follow me, just trust me!" lol
Or Michael Jackson.
lol good one. though, im over 11, so i shouldnt have anything to worry about from MJ.
*gulp* ... I'm 11.
no worries. last i heard, MJ wasnt healthy enough to keep getting into trouble with little boys.
...So there's no deadline? I doubt that.
You're not makin' a whole lotta sense right now, one who I will now refer to as "Mr. Penish."
We should end this quickly, all. We must progress! Who's not voted?
Yes, me too.
I voted No Lynch as well, there are 3 No Lynch votes.
Can I vote twice? I'm really getting sleepy here.
(ooc: Seriously, guys, are you playing or what? I'm pretty sure that if this was one of Seth's games, we'd either be done or most everybody would be fighting to get their word in.)
(ooc: Apparently, we're too busy giving each other PS3's.)
(ooc: Haha, nice. If only it were true. AP should send us all complimentary PS3's.)
(ooc: fact: God hates console fanboys. Oh, and there are no good games for PS3, ergo no reason to buy one.)
surely walter, (Zero) has already looked at the list and knows who hasnt voted. aint that right Sicko? or is he a buddy or something? and attitude isnt necessary.
I've done no such thing! What are you talking about, Mr. Douchebag?
(ooc: Seriously, what the f*ck is everyone?!)
AP: Who's not voted?
Sicko: Hey MR. D-Bag, if you know who has voted than you obviously know who hasn't.
Walter: Who's not voted?
Sicko: I have.
Stop being a douche and answer the question at hand. *slaps*
its obvious that i have voted.
He's been quiet the whole time! What's up with that?
we could all come to an agreement to 'vote' Shadow (october) off. just an idea.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
(ooc: I suppose we could... guy's not talking. He could be lurking, but then again, he may just be away from the site or something. Honestly, I just want to end this already.)
yes, personally, i would like that. thats why i suggested it lol. and, yes, the reason i like it is because it WOULD move this along. Shadow hasnt been around since like the beginning.
Wow, you must read minds because I never said anything about moving this along. O.o
And also, what are you talking about? Shadow's been here the whole time! Sure, he's a quiet one, but Jesus, dude... Show a little restraint.
With that said:
Unvote: No Lynch
'show a little restraint.' says the one who is shouting. lol
unvote: Paraplanic (I think thats who my vote was for)
Um, guys... How are you going to kill something that doesn't even occupy space?
I was thinking of voting for somebody, actually, but then I figured his gang would probably all vote for me in his defence. It was a lose-lose scenario. Voting for no lynch would bring along the argument that I'm delaying this, and voting for the person I had in mind would get me lynched as I have hardly any evidence (and thus I did not vote). However, I'll vote for No Lynch now. I doubt you'll change your mind. I'll succumb to death, even though I could easily defend myself against all of you. Just the knowledge that there's something stronger than me in this world that can keep me trapped in an alternate dimension makes me feel ill, especially when that person caused the change in vote towards me. Just keep in mind that I won't be here to kill the "mafia" for you if you decide to attack me. You'll have innocent (well in this case, at least) blood on your hands.
so now that we have coaxed him out of hiding, everyone is gonna start changing votes all over again?! this is insane, and pointless.
More than 3 people cannot agree on anything.
I'm sick of this pointless argument. I am not just going to jump on the bandwagon on random lynchings like some hysterical twilight/halo/pokemon fan.
Screw it, who says you don't exist, Mr. Overseer guy. I don't care if you think you're magical.
Unvote: No Lynch
Vote: Mr. Overseer guy (AKA SilverMan)
Vote: Mr. Penish
(ooc: If we all managed to kill Silver, would that put us into night phase? :p)
You're name's Mr. Penish, and you ARE the weakest link.
So what?! I'd rather die trying to kill you than kill these other people!
Yeah, I'd rather kill all these people than die!
Nah, we could kill you and go down with you. Though, I'm not to fond of that idea.
Take me home!
Unvote: Mr. Penish
You know you sort of proved that your threat about my insolence being my death was a bluff.
I was actually hoping it wasn't.
If you can't kill us, what am I doing here?
(ooc: Haha, come on, dude, I'm suppose to be the retarded one. :p You really can't vote him out, as he's not a player. Let's just get back to lynching some innocent. :p Seriously, we need to end this day already.)
Ceasar - 2
No Lynch - 3
Shadow - 1
(Silver) - 1
I think there are more no lynches than that.
Fine, you survive for now...
But I'm still not going to kill anyone innocent with my bare hands.
Unvote: Mr. Penish
We'll get him... eventually. *glares at Mr. Penish*
Oh, shit! That's gross! *barfs*
I have already told you, I have voted No Lynch.
You must speak louder! Know what I'm sayin'?
No Lynch - 5
Shadow - 1
That's weird. What happens if I choose to stay?
(ooc: I guess it's technecally not "night phase," as we're walking about - not sleeping)
*yawn*... What!? It's still dark!? I've been sleeping for more than 48 hours now on this cold floor. Why are the warehouse lights linked to a day/night cycle anyway? What is the meaning of life?
I'm sick of this messed up time. Friggin' time zones...
I usually wake up when the sun comes up. The light kind of forces my eyes open.
Paraplaniac (Anubis) - Dead
Dr. Sicko (JJJ) - Alive
Ceasar (Solo) - Alive
Walter (Zero) - Alive
AlexP (Fleshy) - Alive
Joseph (Melike) - Alive
Zach (Rommel) - Alive
(ooc: WTF!? Haha, damn, you're eager to get things rollin' aren't you? "A bit dis-oriented, you all begin to vote.")
*gasp!* Holy shit!.. You're right, Mr. Penish, this WON'T do! Take us all home.
Hey, you guys see these symbols?... I think they say, "Take them the fuck home." Yeah, yeah, it's so clear now.
Or... They could be playing you off against each other. Don't use negative evidence.
Havent we all just missed Miss Congeniality? lol personally, i back up my original guess.
Negative evidence is dangerous. All it proves is that something didnt happen. This means anything else could have happened. The mafia could have made a random choice.
Flawed logic makes me more than a little suspicious...
But I'll hold off voting for now. I want to be sure.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to go through my memories and look for signs of careless accusations.
lol, shouldnt your all knowing brain know the answer? or is it failing you in our biggest time of need?
I still vote Sicko.
Fuuuuuck! I'm hungry. It's been days even if the lights have only gone out once. And my throat feels like fucking sand-paper with a sunburn.
Actually, there might be more than three... oh, wait. No. Perhaps 2?... OR 1!?!!?
Well, why'd they kill the guy from Chooseyourstory.com's, fromally known as myadventuregame.com and chooseyourownadventure.com, I believe, JJJ-thebanisher's game entitled "Paraplaniac" instead of someone else? I probably would have killed Joseph to take suspicion away from everyone, as killing the Paraplaniac throws suspicion on AlexP, and, at the same time, throws suspicion on Ceasar because Sick Face was NOT killed...
Actually, no. The Paraplaniac dead means all of those thing, so... I would've done the same. Joseph's been lurking this whole time. To the gallows!... No, not that. I don't know, honestly. I think I'm going to end up voting for Dr. Incest. He keeps voting recklessly.
"Let's just say that what the voice says is always right."
"Voice says and Voice Knows."
"you should listen to the guy who has a fucking voice telling him who the fucking mafia is, you fucking moron."
Hmm... I think Joseph (Melike) has been lurking.
and Sicko... Me thinks you doth protest too much.
So... I will Vote Joseph
I mean you've been voting reck - *slaps AP* - lessly becuase you've got no logic behind your thingys.
Funny. This is the first time EVER you have advocated keeping someone alive.
I think you and Joseph are mafia.
I have no idea who the third is. Why is that so hard to comprehend?
Again, I think you are trying too hard.
Well, this is just great. Now I have a liabley...a libelie...something. Sick is trying so hard to prove he's not mafia, but could voting for himself be reverse psychology? As much as he creeps me out, he certainly has a...strong voice. Then again, if I defend him after he defended me, I would doom both of us. If we kill him, we either destroy a very clever enemy or kill our greatest ally and probably seal our fate. Hmmm....
Also, I'm no more of a lurker than Shadow.
Look. If Sick was not mafia (was going to say normal, but changed my mind), his interests would be the interests of the group. Trying to get yourself killed when you are a great asset is not in the best interests of the group, therefore I must call Sick's bluff. Unvote: Joseph, Vote: Sicko
And Joseph, sorry. I actually forgot we even had Shadow with us. He's so hard to see...
I am convinced that that sick bastard is mafia... However, I don't wanna make a mistake here. >:(
This entire time I've been suspecting his "voice," but I don't know. Nothing has shown me that he NOT mafia!
Well, actually fuck it! I'm not voting! In fact, I'm never voting again!
Including you. What kind of idiot would seek his own destruction, as well as that of the group? I still think you bluffed yourself into the noose.
(ooc: if there is three mafia, it's a bit much in a group of eight people, silver. That's why the first game was so one sided.)
Three mafia? No. I know that only two people here were in that gang. I can feel it. I think Sick is playing games with us...
soooo, when we finding out...?
Wow... My body clock is broken. Permenantly.
Hey, Shadow... Did you know you snore?
(OOC: Silver killed him to eliminate the competition)
AGH! The ghost of Dr. Sick! Quick, get him! he knows something we don't!
Holy crap! A ghost!
*Hides behind Dr. Sick*
Hurry up and make it day, Mr.Penish! >:(
It is pronounced "pingas", you know.
Well I hope you're all happy. Can any of you even explain why you thought Sick was mafia besides, "Ooooh, he's scary". I at least gave him a chance. The interest of the group...some group. I'm beginning to see why Sick wanted to be dead. If any of us are alive this next day, the obvious next step is to vote for Caesar.
Even if he was innocent, I still don't like Sick. Killing himself just makes him chicken. (ooc: I'm probably going to regret that remark.)
You, pooface, I think you're mafia!
You're trying to throw suspicion off of yourself by blaming everyone for killing the... "innocent." Then, you make an accusation - stupid skirt man. My reason for voting off Dr. Sick was because he was making accusations based off of his "voice," who was an asshole by the way. That's hardly a credible source if you ask me.
But now that he's dead, you can use it further to your advantage by doing what you just did: "See, I knew he was innocent! Vote ___! Before it's too late!" I'm not falling for your tomfoolery, Pooface!
*slaps AlexP* Hard evidence, right douchebag?
(occ: So, is there going to be a mafia hit, or is it just day time now? When did Silver last log in?)
dont slap me for Joseph's crazy ranting. i voted for the crazy voice too!
Hmm... I voted to lynch him because only mafia or psycho would jeopardise the group's chance of surviving. And sick claimed he had important info, so I thought he was bluffing. Unfortunately, he really was that crazy.
You can't be serious! If I was mafia why wouldn't I vote for someone who was circling the drain anyway? Seems to me the mafia would want Sick out of the picture since he was the only one confident about what he was saying. If you let the mafia get me, I'll haunt you!
Stop threatening me! "If you let the mafia get me, I'll haunt you!" You're trying to make it seem like the mafia, which you very well might be in, would want to take you out.
I should be asleep right now... No, I'm not going to play it cool. >:( If I calm down, then it makes me a target too - think about it. Those who get all riled normally get spared by the mafia; they don't want to kill someone who suspected them, lest they become suspects. The only time loud people get kill is when they're voted off.
Joseph has been lurking almost this entire time! He's coming out now that he's a little more secure, after all, with that sick bastard gone, *becomes inside-out* the ratio is much more to his liking. I want to end on this note: I formally accuse Joseph of being a mafia member. If I'm dead in the morning, then consider what I've said...
If I'm still alive, then do it still. >:(
Un. Be. Lievable. Lurking this whole time...you mean the first half of today? What you're saying is that mafia are quiet and innocents are loud. Statements that, ah...oh, blanket statements like that are...stupid! Also, how am I more secure? Sick DEFENDED me. I think everyone feels a little more secure with him gone anyway. Well, in an...immediate sense. I was "quiet" because I was being CAUTIOUS. Most of what I've said offers thinking from both sides and about the possibilities. A mafia would vote for an unpopular person without evidence. Remember what Alex and Caesar said?
Julius Caesar affirms the previous statement, and would like to emphasis to the Senate-- i mean the group -- that Dr. Sicko is like Pompey in disguise, one minute he's your friend, the next minute he's fleeing Italy, or eating your guts out in this case...
See!? Caesar is more of a lurker than me AND the innocent Sick's number one suspect. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?
Your ignorance just makes me so...ANGRY! Am I loud enough now!? Huh!!?
hmm... I guess we could get Caesar. Apart from him, just take time to scan your memories for evidence
(OOC: Was going to say uncitizenlike activities, but I realised references to mccarthy were not in character.)
You dug your own grave:
"So i will keep my eye on those that are quiet, or only speak when they must provide an answer."
You and Shadow seem to fit the bill. You were more active, but now that we know Sick was innocent, that voice of his seems a lot more appealing.
(ooc: Where the fuck is Silver!? It's not even day time! ><)
I can't believe you're actually concidering his voice. What evidence did he have of said voice, eh? (ooc: To my knowledge, we haven't been given any powers... Lazy ass Silver. :p)
You've honestly hardly spoken at all. Now, you're only speaking up for Sick's voice because he defended you. No, you should be using your logic instead of your sentiment. That I don't trust.
Ceasar has yet to do anything so incriminating. He's spoken up often, and has brought up points. Shitty ones, but points nevertheless. Really, he's only been defending himself against an endless number of attacks concerning his sexuality... It's ok buddy, we all know it's true... Except for the initial speculation on Dick, I mean Sick - which was the only reason he attacked Ceasar in the first place. The doctor was innocent, and honestly, I didn't see that coming, but just because he was in fact innocent doesn't mean he didn't just want to fuck everyone else up. If I were him, I'd just do what I could to fuck everything up - as you can tell from his self accusation.
And what of Alex? *slaps* He's been lurking just the same as you! You both have been gone more than just half a day, you've hardly spoken up. All I know is that I don't really care about any of you. *reverts to normal inside-in stature* I just wanna know why the Hell Josh through into this portal, where my eternal life thing he was talking aobut is, and why I can't just go home.
...So, there's only 5 of us left. Knowing that you can die at a moment's notice can really take a toll on your nerves. >< Haha, who wants punch?
ive not been lurking at all. im just waiting on a judgement from our 'host'.
Fuck it. Life is no longer worth living. I don't care what happens, just as long as we leave, dead or alive, I don't care anymore. We've been here for WEEKS, man. Maybe months.
hold on there sparky. we are in night time. no voting yet.
"As the group bickers, they see the Doctors insane actions. Soon they all vote to kill him. With a snap of his fingers, lightning strikes the so called 'doctor', leaving his body nothing but a big pile of ash. The strange figure mumbles as he realizes what just happened. "Idiots..." Was the doctor truely Mafia? Or was he just being himself?
The Doctor was innocent!
It is now night2."
...Ok. Just go to sleep.
(ooc: Post count as of this post: Fleshy: 40; 3J: 92; Zero: 79; Rommel: 48; Solo: 24; Anubis: 30 (And that's with just one round); October: 3. Count 'em. THREE; Melike: 28
If we're going to follow your simplistic logic Zero, Solo and October are the likeliest candidates for mafia. I win.)
Back in character...or whatever semblance of character I have, anyway: You know, you could be right. Sick might have attacked Caesar out of spite. It's the only lead we have though, and it's frustrating to think it's worthless now. If it means anything, I don't think you're mafia. I just think you're as confused as I am. We have nothing to go on other than the "quiet/loud" game and we're running out of time. We may already be done for. Wait, no. No way. I didn't dig my way out of solitary to give up now. It's not over until the fat lady sings.
Well I don't think you're mafia Walter, which leaves Alex Caesar and Shadow. I think all three of them are suspect, but Alex less than the other two. That means Caesar and Shadow are my prime suspects. If only we had more evidence besides how much we talk and Sick's accusations. Then again, I'm sure everyone will turn on me since Zero is convinced I'm mafia, the two mafia will join in, and that's all it takes. I swear though, I'm innocent. If you kill me, it's over.
personally i think they call him Shadow for a reason. very suspicious.
(ooc: Gaaaah! I said Zero. Oops.)
Well, great. Either you're playing mind games with me or one of you is mafia and one of you is innocent.Hard to tell since Shadow NEVER speaks up.
Well, hold on there, Jophace. I'm not convinced of anything yet.
Let's think about this (again). Do you remember when we were going to vote Shadow off and he suddenly appeared? What the hell was that? Sure, he laid a convincing point, but it's been his only one. I'm not necessarily going off how loud one speaks or how sure they are, but how much of an impact they make in the conversaions. He was articulate enough to get us off his trail, sure, but what has he done to try to uncover the mafia.
A better question is: How has he lived this long!? I think the mafia would have targeted him a long time ago to keep a low profile so to speak. I mean this: If the mafia killed Sick, then Ceasar is a suspect, which makes things unbalanced and even more accusations fly. If they killed Shadow, then everyone looks at themselves in confusion, no accusations fly, and they get another night to kill! But he's still alive!
I think that he's been flying under the radar so that no one would bring him up until it was too late. I'm not saying we should vote for him, but that we should definitely not forget that he's a potential murder suspect. PMS, if you will.
Well yes, but it's amazing what three words can do. Simply saying, "Shadow is suspicious" without giving insight like you just did is suspicious. I can't let Shadow go either, but one of them has to be mafia, right? They can't both be innocent...unless you're mafia, which I don't think. Or could they both still be mafia? It's an aminal...anomaly! Hey creepy guy! (Silver) Can't you just get a lie detector so we can go home?
I did give insight. He's not spoken up besides to defend himself. He's not had any input whatsoever, and that, to me, is suspicious. I didn't vote for him because it's not evidence, but I do want to think aloud so we at least get a flow of fresh ideas out there. If we don't, then we obviously won't be any closer to finding out who the mafia are and getting the Hell home.
I don't know who is mafia, but I'm not going to keep my theories and suspicions confinded.
I said, "without giving insight like you just did". I meant to say he didn't give insight while you did, I just wasn't very clear.
Maybe you could be helpful instead of trying to be funny? It's true that if Shadow was killed instead of you it wouldn't be as alarming and that is a point that he is mafia if he hasn't been killed yet, as Walter said, but you just seem to be so opoorur...opportunistic.
I was making an example... If the doctor was killed by the mafia rather than.. well, us, then all fingers would go towards Ceasar because Sick had pointed him out in the irst place. He'd then bitch about because he'd probably be killed next and more than likely point out other people who he thought was suspicious and cause a big ol' mess - something the mafia probably doesn't want. However, if Shadow was killed, then we all remain dumbfounded.
My intitial point being: How is this guy still living? He's only come up to defend himself - like once, too. I'd just think that he'd be one of the first people the mafia would want to get rid of to thin out the necessary number of vote required to lynch someone... Rather suspicious, I think.
What other theories/evidence does everyone else have, eh?
I don't know what else we can do. Shadow's done nothing to show he's mafia but he hasn't helped either. I'm so very close to voting for him, I just wish we had more to go on than his inactivity. If only he would SPEAK UP. (ooc: Seriously. I've seen October on several times and he hasn't posted here. What the pfargtl.)
Yeah, speak up, shit head.
(ooc: I'm so restless I'm considering PMing October and telling him to get his rear in gear. Don't think that would be very, erm...legitamate, though)
(ooc: Let, or rather, make Sliver do it. :p)
(ooc: Well, that's it. I saw October on after this message. If he doesn't post very soon it's over for him)
I can't wait anymore.
I dunno. If he gets back and can prove that he's not mafia, then I'll reconcider. I don't wanna go dying now...
So, in short, Solo and I were mafia. :p
Strange ending, definitely... Too bad more people didn't really try. Good game.
Well done, guys.
Well done!?!?!? What, were you in league with the mafia?
Wait, now I get it. You're being sarcastic. ...Right?
Okay, since the game's over I can comment.
Don't I remember you guys thinking Caesar was mafia right at the beginning of the game? Why the hell didn't you lynch him?
y'all need to stop thinking no lynch, except maybe maybe maybe on the very first day.
are we gonna play again or what?
I wonder if we should try this roleplaying thing again. Maybe with...ooh! Shakespearean play characters. It seems so obvious now. Zero defended Solo with weak evidence. ("JJJ accused him out of spite") It's a shame that two innocents were being counter-productive. Note to self: Listen to JJJ. No wait. Now that I've said that the narrator will probably make him mafia. Well, actually, now that I've said that he'll be innocent, or...nevermind. Say, did JJJ really have the detective/seer/sheriff power?
:D Haha, really? I didn't think that was bad - I was hinting at Sick's persona, not his civilianess. :p
I do, though, remember JJJ pointing out in a PM (after he was dead, of course) an example where it looked like I threw Solo in the grinder. Haha
Interesting choice of mafia, narrator. A survivor and Julius Caesar. Nicely done.
To clarify, I'm not 100% on the survivor, as my voice has not confirmed it.
... I survived!
Why didn't I see that!? Zero practically admitted it!
Haha, this is true.
Haha, you know, I still have like no idea what the fuck that ending means. Jus saying.
Anubis should feel honored. We killed him because we thought he could be a potential threat. :p
Haha, yeah, was he the guy from Pinoccio?
What, like, the Adversary from Fables?