granolagoth, The Contributor

Member Since

1/1/2024

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10/21/2024 9:19 PM

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116

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67

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0 wins / 6 losses

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Hi! You can call me Alexis, or Al if you dont feel like typing an extra four letters. :^)

My top three genres to read are science fiction, horror, and dark fantasy.

Feel free to shoot me a message, I like to yap.

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Storygames

Loneliness of the Stone Giant
unpublished
Artist. Seer. Dreamer.

Lonely.

Play as Zarkada, a stone giant.


Untitled Comp Game
unpublished

Recent Posts

By Far The Most Retarded Thing Ever on 9/5/2024 1:23:20 PM
It will be written of in the histories, a cautionary tale to chatty noobs for years to come. Maybe. Probably not. They don’t read those things. I wonder if we’ll see a new account in a couple months? Ravenic_Vice.

Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest on 9/3/2024 12:17:53 PM
I’m in. Nothing spookier than a deadline, fr.

can anyone help ??? on 8/27/2024 1:04:46 PM
Sort of? There's this one: Color Your Own Adventure

It's the only one I've seen though, so if and when you do make one... you'd basically be an industry pioneer (here, anyway).

What don't you give? on 8/12/2024 9:44:13 AM
Not sure if you still need any but I heard this one today: "wouldn't give the northern end of a southbound rat."

Normal Human Bingo on 8/8/2024 1:10:38 PM
Again, pretty normal. If I lived somewhere with actual sidewalks and didn't have to literally walk on the side of the highway or in the grass (yay American infrastructure) or we had a reasonable bus system... I'd walk or take the bus. Because true, it's crazy how much just gas costs. Tl;dr choosing not to drive isn't shameful, but we are absolutely judging you for not knowing a basic life skill.

Normal Human Bingo on 8/8/2024 1:05:11 PM
I mean... so put stuff in the air fryer? For most things it's functionally the same as an oven.

Normal Human Bingo on 8/8/2024 1:01:31 PM
This is significantly less egregious than not knowing how to cook. Basically normal, honestly. I know tons of people 21+ who still can't drive.

Normal Human Bingo on 8/8/2024 12:55:50 PM
This is real. Even if you don’t necessarily cook everything all at once, or don’t want to eat the same thing every day, it really helps to prep stuff raw and throw it all together. Like, for example, I love tofu but only when I cook it the same day cause I don’t like it “sitting”. So I’ll press and cut it up and throw it in the fridge w whatever marinade situation and then when I get home throw it in a pan. Like 15 mins tops if you take the prep out. Same with vegetables. My ultimate can’t be assed and I did no prep work earlier is eggs over rice and some sort of frozen vegetable with sriracha and furikake seasoning. Not sure if that counts as real cooking lol but it feels like a complete meal especially if you just need something hot. I also make a lot of chicken or tuna salad earlier in the week which is also arguably not “cooking” but it works for a quick lunch. Roasting vegetables is also the vibe cause you can really just throw that shit on a pan and throw it in the oven and go like … take a shower or clean or some other task while you wait. And tastes way better than steamed or boiled !! There's also so many things you can buy that are already washed and cut up for you if you're willing to pay a little extra... which is the price of convenience. Doesn’t have to be hard or time consuming or even expensive, just need to think ahead a little!

Describe This Photo... on 8/2/2024 11:13:20 PM
Okay, so I read the initial post as you asking for help with descriptions for your contest entry (dumb unsportsmanlike thing to do and unconfusing as to why people would be annoyed or laugh at you for it). With this explanation, I now think you’re implying it was a generally in-good-faith NON CONTEST RELATED exercise for other people to generate discussion. Is that accurate or am I tired?

Describe This Photo... on 8/1/2024 12:05:24 PM
Oh that’s a good one. I was going to say it looks like a general fire hazard to me. A fire hazard where someone would get drawn and quartered. Suitable punishment for making this ridiculous post?