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It's time to find out who are the real freaks. (I didn't realize the png would be so big and idk how to shrink it)

It wasn't even a real image that could be resized, but many thousands of characters of that base64 nonsense.

Worry not though, we mods are used to your failures. I have fixed everything.

yahoo! My savior!

Pretty happy with mine.

Didn't even get a single bingo. I hate this game.

Coding is a talent. (unless the intent is to beat yourself up because you're an emo fag who's into that. In which case, carry on.)

Still won't give you a bingo though.

It's about as much of a talent as speaking a different language. Unless you learned to do it in a week or speak 10 of them it's not really a talent in my eyes.

What fictional character? 

I felt like the "respecting people" one was too much of a potential gotcha given we have no information on the kind of opinions meant.

That's 2 more bingos than I expected.

Inb4 comments about "healthy body condition".

Bruh, why don't you know how to put chicken into a pan and leave it an oven for a while? I was going to go off on Stargirl for that, but you're a grown ass man.

I do, bruh. I am capable of surviving on my own without anyone else feeding me.

I assumed that the requirements for "knows how to cook" were a bit stricter than "knows how to boil an egg, make a sandwich or a pizza, and occasionally make a wiener snitzel".

I think that as long as you can provide yourself home-cooked food of a quality and variety which you would be comfortable with eating long-term in a situation where nobody else cooked for you and you were not buying pre-made food, you're good. Most normal people haven't been to culinary school or anything like that.

I have nullified the entire thread, this bingo board was clearly made by an autist.



We did this one a long while ago on discord where I also ended up as one of the most normal people, mostly thanks to having a girlfriend:

Can I get a high quality version of this? I wanna send it to my friends.

Edit: Nvm I figured it out

The relationship point put me at -10 for this one lol

Some people might be a lot more normal if they did go to a therapist.

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I'm quite normal I think.

>Suranna makes this thread to expose the "real freaks"

>Doesn't post her own bingo card

>Hmmm

The only explanation is that the blank one IS her card

I'm not resizing your shit again. It's not even a real image, once again I'd have to upload it somewhere for you too.

And stop eating chicken fingers and learn how to cook.

Clicking the edit button on this post nearly killed me dead

Trying to copy all that to see how many characters it was literally made my phone spaz out and return to the lockscreen after going dark a moment.

I assume what happened was that you were helpful and edited the post... but which mod added the rest?

He did not. He just opened it and then closed it again in confusion and despair.

To repair the OP, I had to clip the pretend image manually, upload it to img box, then struggle to clear away the 1.2 million characters of existing gibberish my browser could barely highlight without freezing, insert the new link and resize.

Then she expected me to do it again.

Ford has already added a fix to break posts that try to do this from now on anyway, just waiting on Nightwatch to approve it.

Guessing her fake quote on her profile no longer applies anymore. Lol

How does she even do it in the first place lol, I'm genuinely curious.

Darius posted a thread in Adv. Editor Forum a while ago that tells you how to do this. I've been using it ever since and it's been fine (other than the base64 thing), but recently my Word subscription ended and I've been using Word Online, which doesn't allow me to resize the image for some reason, thus the hella big image. 

"Other than the little thing where it hangs up the thread and freezes browsers and forces code changes to prevent it, it's been great! No reason to use a normal image tag!"

"Definitely no way to resize images without a word processing program either, I know this because I'm an artist, anyway the mods will figure it out, teehee"

Okay but seriously, this has been brought up as an issue before as recently as when you guys were doing it in the Secret Hitler thread. Base64 is disgusting, unclean, and if people were dumping thread breaking amounts of gibberish into their posts in any other context and then going "mods, you know what to do", there'd be bans handed out.

@Darius_Conwright
fuck you too

Well, I propose to have my post deleted in case anyone else copies it. When I discovered it, I didn't know it would break the entire site for a few people.

- edit: okay so Ford has already been working on a solution, great!

This seems like an unnecessary boomer method of placing an image.  Why would anyone feel a need to try this?

I am completely in favor of the mods executing swift judgment on the heretic infidels.

What character?

Hatsune Miku! 

Left out a few based on technicalities. Can’t say I internally respect people with differing opinions, but I (probably) won’t be rude about it or let it get in the way of things that need to get done. I also used to play the organ. :^) I guess I would play a sport, but I think the jury is still out on whether it counts or not.

What sport?

Ballet (poorly) and aerial hoop/pole.

How did I miss this?

I think that "play an instrument" should be switched with "knows how to cook", based on the exchanges in this thread. Knowing how to play one is already a talent technically.

Although I haven't been able to work out as much recently. Sprained shoulder and PSRA are bitches.

Glad to have the second row.

Loves and respects parents for forcing him to play an instrument.

I'm still bumped out that there's no box for "knows how to change a tire of a bicycle". Every normal human being should have this basic life skill.

Or: knows how to drive instead of paying taxes. (If you work or even if you buy anything there's a tax already incorporated) 

Or: knows how to console a crying child. (Should be a given)

Just make your own dutch bingo card.  

Im sure with it being dutch it will be totally gay.  But make your own.

I'm afraid it isn't possible, Its mere presence would make the entire forum crash.

"Knows the magic line of html to post and size an image" surely belongs in there somewhere.

The artists of all people getting stunlocked by resizing is bizarre.

You should not have the second row.

See if you can figure out why.

Can't seem to figure out why, they all seem valid?

yay

Just a reminder folks, masturbation is NOT a hobby.

hobby (noun): a pursuit outside one's regular occupation engaged in especially for relaxation

Under the definition provided by Merriam-Webster masturbation can absolutely be a hobby.

Two things:

1. It’s now canon that masturbation is your hobby.

2. DB is going to be calling you a filthy casual since he’s claimed it's a sport.

Yes. If you are going to do something, do it right 

You sell yourself short. Why are you of the opinion that you can't talk normally? 

kek

simp

Yeah, get outta here you gay Dutch. Only I am allowed to simp for her!

It's creepy that you two agree on something, horrifying even.

Once I was in a Discord voice chat, and a girl I knew tried to call over her dad to listen to the way I spoke.

I might bingo all of these

beep boop?