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WITH A WHOPPING 20 PAGES AND 29 LINKS, BACON WARS IS THE PERFECT STORY TO READ ON THE LUNCH BREAK YOU'D NORMALLY SPEND DEBATING NOT TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!

HELL, THE STORY MIGHT EVEN GO AHEAD AND CONVINCE YOU TO JUMP! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU GIVE A LOOK!

BACON WARS! AVAILABLE NOW!

GR9TEST GAME 5EVER

Play now, and you'll be given the options to kill, but not limited to:

• Yourself
• Yourself again!
• Morgan_R
• Aman
• Aman again
• Aman another time
• Again, Aman
• Briar Rose
• Briar Rose's parents!
• Killa (although inevitably with a toaster)
• Some cops

And even better, you have the ability to curse # @coins name if you get one of the true endings!

That cat was Killa? I killed a Killa-Kat. While eating some Kit-Kat. 

Rofl! And that girl that I killed along with her parents was Briar? Hahahah!

And don't forget, the opportunity to eat my owl-liscious corpse! And BACON! XD

Just played through it, killed everyone and got the ending where I cursed coins name.

Wait... You get to kill me? I gotta play again! 

Don't do it! You'll cause a paradox! xD

Of Whovian proportions.