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@Delta44 read it untill it's ending, you're gonna get shocked!
The man staggered to his feet with a goat head in one hand and lubricant in the other. Well, this girl is a little crazy, kissing him... in the forest, then knocking him out and leaving him a goat head and lubricant, did this mean yes? Did it mean no? Ah, who cares, he kissed his crush and he was happy.
Luckily, the cabin that they were in was very close, she was probably there sitting on the couch and reading as she usually does, with her reading glasses on and her hair tied in a pony-tail. She was not only a sight to behold at(in more ways than one.), but she was the smartest girl in the class, also being probably the nicest one too.
He entered through the door, there, on one couch was, Kia, sitting on the couch, with her reading glasses on, reading some sort of philosophical book about freedom and stuff. On the opposite side of the room, was Daniel giggling, talking to someone, complimenting, saying sweet nothings and even blowing air kisses through the phone, talking to his girlfriend no doubt!
"Now this is love!" he thought smiling as he saw Daniel talking to his girlfriend, however when he turned his look back towards Kia, he could see that her hands were shaking and that her eyes were moist... she was crying. "But why?" he thought, the only thing being there was Daniel air-kissing the phone, the book couldn't have been sad, it was philosophical book for crying out loud.
He approached and sat right next to her and smiling and asked her in quiet tone, so that the other couldn't hear him:
"What's wrong, is this book so bad?" he asks in a joking tone.
She looked even sadder and simply threw a glance at the two and pretended to get back to reading, she was still shaking, now even more than before. He was confused, why was she shaking and even crying, why did she even glance at Daniel... then it suddenly hit him...
However, before saying anything, she dropped the book and kissed him. He was taken by surprise, he didn't oppose it, of course not, it was his dream come true, then again, before he could react, she grabbed him by the hand and took him upstairs into her room.
She put him on the bed and sat on his lap, starting to kiss him again, wildly and removing her shirt, leaving her only in a tank top. He barely had any time to breathe as she was kissing him like it was twomorrow was the end of the world, then he remembered what he was thinking before she "assaulted" him like this.
He removed her from his lips, when he saw her, he looked a bit shocked, her face was red as a tomato and rivers of tears were coming out of her eyes. After a few seconds he asked:
"Why are you doing this?" he asks, in a worried tone.
"Beacuse..." she said pausing. "...I love you!" she answered.
"Then why are you crying?" he asks her, in the same worried tone
"Beacuse it took you so long to realize that!" she answered, seemingly outraged.
"No you aren't if really loved me, then you would have done this when I first confessed to you!" he says, leaving her silent. "You are in love with Daniel, not me!" he said a bit angered.
She bit her lip and said between sobs:
"I'm... sorry." she said descending into a crying fit.
Calming down, and forgiving her, he takes her by the hand and takes her out of the room. She didn't oppose it, she was just shocked a bit by his actions and not accepting her... proposal. Daniel meanwhile arrived in front of Daniel, promptly took his phone, said:
"Daniel's not together with you anymore, bye, bye!" he said and smashed the phone on the floor.
"What the fuck, dude, she's going to kill me!" he said, but as Daniel continued, he stopped him.
"Shut up and answer me these two questions!" he ordered him, Daniel, quite surprised shut up and sat back down on the couch.
"Is Kia beautiful?!" he asked Daniel, in a authoritarian tone.
"Of course she is!" Daniel said, as if his friend had asked one of the most stupid questions.
"Then why the fuck are you chasing skirts, when you got her, loving you with her entire heart, keeping herself for you, while you run around chasing any other girl from school?!" he asked outraged. This time, Daniel only got up and went right in front of her, admiring Kia, however not doing anything else.
Irritated he pushed both of their heads closer so that their lips would touch and they would finally kiss. And they do, only three seconds after starting to kiss, then Daniel, grabbing her by the hand started to take her into his room, however, just before they got in, she managed to mouth a "thank you" to him, who only nodded in respons.
Then crashing on the couch he said to himself:
"Man, love's a real bitch with me isn't it..." he says, the sighs. "You know what?" he asks himself. "I know what I'm going to do, I'm going to gather a harem of girls, that way, one's bound to truly love me!" he says as he reached this realization. "Watch out ladies, Ken Blackwell's coming for ya!"
THE END! For now...
Sorry if it isn't that good, I'm not very good at romance... :P