I hope you all enjoy my poem!
The Present State of CoG government
In the halls of CoG
Jason's butthole pulsed with joy
Duffy the Ogre had bought a new strap-on
A 12 inch extra-thick toy
Just then, a faggot auxiliary
Dragged his fat, sweaty ass inside
He had never been trained to run
Just promoted because he tried
He saw the degeneracy before him
And shrugged, they'd all done it before
Lord Jason loved his ass rammings so much
He blew the treasury on transvestite whores
"What is it, knave?!" Jason screeched.
"CYS, my lord, they're invading again!"
The fag spoke up in fear
This newest invasion was number ten.
And every time, CYS won,
And disloyal CoGites left
"Good riddance!" Jason would say while wondering
Which waifu would leave him next
"FUCK! I CAN'T CUM NOW!" Jason screamed
And ordered the fag boy away
1,000 years of exile
For homophobia and supporting rape
"Damn it!" Duffy bellowed
"These CYStians come once a year
To spread chaos and fuck our moms
No greater enemy we fear!"
And Jason screamed and jumped and pondered
What he would do next, and he got it!
He decided to make a speech
About how CYS was toxic
Of course, anything more
Would require effort and work
So he just said fuck it and bent right over
So that he and Duffy could pork.
