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Marauder

Gay and Depressed in Prison

3rd place entry in Corgi's Gaybellion Contest

In this game, you play a very familiar character from the previous Gay and Depressed stories, who is now in jail. You used to be a side character in other people's stories, but now the spotlight is finally yours in this Gay and Depressed spin-off!

If you're interested in some more Gay and Depressed story games, check out the original by queenlatifah04, Gay Old Time by Darius_Conwright, Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_of_the_oven, and Gay and Depressed: The snow bunny society by Benholman44. All of the "gay and depressed" stories are stand-alone stories, so each one can be read separately, but I highly recommend you check these stories out!

White Collar Ghosts

unpublished

An Entry for Endmaster's Edutainment Contest

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An edutainment game that is designed to teach the complicated math of High Finance while also bringing you into the dangerous underworld of financial crime. Will you survive and come out on top? Or will you just become another statistic, a foolish high roller who wanted to make it big but got sucked into the machine, ultimately losing everything you've worked so hard for.

Embezzling, derivatives, and risk. You play as Shawn Carombe, an amoral and wealthy Harvard Business School graduate awash in the world of high finance.

Solve problems. Go out to fancy nightclubs. Drink expensive cocktails. Do crazy drugs, with names covering the whole alphabet. Wear fancy suits. Party with hard people who call you brother one moment, and in the next, stab you in the back. But above all else, be ruthless and unforgiving.

Calculus and Statistical Theory are your weapons of choice and your number one tools to get an edge over the competition. But if all else fails, the silver handled chrome gun tucked securely in your pocket has a bullet with your rival’s name stamped all over it…

Special thanks to Endmaster for hosting such a cool contest, everyone in this wonderful community who has supported me throughout this journey, and most of all, to the readers who are currently staring at this title page, and are on the verge of embarking on an exciting adventure, rife with organized crime, gangsters, illegal drugs, and tons and tons of math(wasn't a typo, you'll get both meth and math in this story XD)! I hope you like this storygame, and don't forget to rate and leave a comment at the end! Thank you!

Luna, It wasn't my intention to accuse you of being a creep. It's just that roleplaying on the forums has a history of being weird, to the point where the Forum Games section was completely nuked. When you pair that with the wolf/anime profile picture, it set off a few alarm bells, but that's through no fault of your own. I feel kind of bad about making you feel like a creep. All I'm saying is, sometimes with younger people on here, they may make mistakes, and there have been instances in the past where stuff like this had occurred, so many of us air on the side of caution. And the primary purpose of the site isn't roleplaying, so when you combine that with the unfortunate association liking animals has with certain proclivities towards furry stuff, we tend to be a bit cautious. Perhaps take a break from some of the roleplaying posts, and talk about writing. Or maybe what you like in choose your own adventure stories. Or, you can write one! Regardless, it's really cool for you to like animals, and there's a bunch of people who are 30 and older on here. So don't feel like that excludes you. We're primarily a reader-driven author-fueled choose your own adventure site, so please check out some of the stories on here! And feel free to talk about your works, what you like to write about, any WIPs you may have. I promise, we don't bite! We actually have a writing contest going on right now. Maybe it's a good chance to get a feel for the place and kind of see what we're all about! It's an edutainment contest, where a bunch of us are competing to write the best edutainment CYOA. Listen to Will and Cavus's comments. They put it really well. Honestly, I think they said everything that needs to be said on the topic, so take their advice and have a good time!

Just reading the thread and seeing messages that I missed. It looks like you and Luna have been doing a lot of roleplaying. Just be a bit careful, these can get weird fast, and Luna seems nice, but they're also registered on the site as a 30 year old. So just be wary. Don't take this into PMs or anything like that, and if you get any messages that make you uncomfortable reach out to the mods. Also, it looks like I'm a cool wizard here! Sweet!

I can't believe this is still going on, you guys are really creative! I feel like I need to backread, this looks really fun!

Yeah, I feel like your dedication to encouraging the youth to read quality literature has paid off in this case. I feel like you may be responsible for an entire generation of CYStians reading Dickens and Watership Down. It really is so good, and I kind of wish Blister checked out your rec in the "Books with Male Protagonists" thread before he died.

How's the series, UD? I read the first book a few years ago, meant to get back to it, but never did. I really did like the idea of it though, an engineer piloting and controlling several clone AI versions of himself across the galaxy, solving problems and making a new civilization. I'm assuming like any other sci fi series, it probably gets a lot weirder from here on out, right?

I really liked this line from Watership Down, it'll be my quote for the day: "All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you."

The hot dog wizard stirs. "I exist in many forms, but I chose this form because it is fun! You may see more magical beings if you continue to stick around". Anyways, welcome to the site! My name is RK and we're delighted to have you on board. I don't think this role play format is particularly popular because about 10 years ago, the site was inundated with Warrior Cat fans who essentially monopolized the forums to make role-play games that bordered on uncomfortably furry stuff. So we view anyone with a wolf or cat avatar with a healthy bit of suspicion. Before making your own game, you might want to read some of the games we have here, just to get an idea on how people write choose your own adventure style stories on here. If you hover over story games, you'll see a drop down list with different categories of stories. Here are some stories to check out: Kobold Kebabs. It's a delightful cooking adventure where you play as Scratch, a Kobold Kook who needs to make an amazing dish for this meeting of dwarf and elf delegates. It's really fun, and I think you'll like it! Check out Eternal, it's the best game on the site! Make sure to pay heed to the maturity warnings(the maturity levels are listed on the side), but it's a really cool story. Spell of Slumber: It's a Sleeping Beauty Fan fiction story, that isn't exactly a fan fic, but more of a retelling. With high quality prose and really awesome worldbuilding, it's genuinely a really cool story for people who like fairy tales, and even if you don't, you'll still enjoy it. If you're into horror, check out the Secret of Daphne. In fact, if you click on each of the categories, you'll see stars on the best stories. Those are called featured stories. Check them out! If I listed out all my favorite stories, the post would get too long, but for now, read a couple and if you like them, leave comments!

I got the reference! I only read the first book of the Bobiverse books, but I liked it! It was kind of weird and fun.

I rolled a 17

Trust me, Blow Your House Down is a different animal compared to Eyes on a Moon of Blindness. In case you don't want to read people's thoughts on a story until after you review, probably don't read the stuff below. But I just wanted to point out that Blow Your House Down is remarkably different to Eyes on a Moon of Blindness both in terms of narrative style and the way Bill writes action. And I know one of your gripes was lengthy exposition without payoff, and you definitely don't see that here. Because it's just a guy in a cabin dealing with a strange and unwelcome situation, in the midst of the wilderness. So I don't think the story will drag as much. Unlike eyes on a moon of blindness, the exposition for "Blow Your House Down" is a lot tighter and more crisp. The story is self contained, and doesn't require as much build up as it's literally just a guy in his mid 50s(at least, that's who I pictured when imagining the story) getting an unwanted visit from these 2 millennial hipsters(think 2010s-aesthetic with Birkenstocks and a twee sense of style), and these 2 unwanted invaders proceed to rob him. It's genuinely unlike anything I've seen, especially since the style of the invaders and their whole aesthetic seems counterintuitive given their actions. But I feel like that also lends the story a delightful sense of oddity because even the protagonist is surprised at these 2 random psychos, and there's an interesting metaphor that can be drawn between these 2 random actions and the Devil. I actually like that we don't find out much about why these 2 assholes are wrecking Al's night, they just are and we have to accept it. And it's a survival story, where Al is just focused on ejecting the invaders while dealing with nature's fury. It just works, the action is tight, there are so many branches, and each beat draws out the suspense. Like, it's not bloated, detached, or suffering with too much exposition. I really think summing up all of Bill's stories based on your opinion of Eyes on a Moon of Blindness is a bit hasty, especially since the space opera style of Eyes on a Moon of Blindness lent itself to more grand scale storytelling. But this is a very self contained, self aware story that begins and ends in one night. It's a choose your own adventure in the most raw sense, without any extended consequences or skips in the narration. Idk man, all I can say is, there's a reason it won the Break contest! Like seriously, it's good. Also, sorry for saying so much, I don't want to influence your opinion of the story before you had a chance to read it, but I just wanted to say that it's different from Eyes on a Moon of Blindness.