Shooting yourself actually isn't a great way to kill yourself. You can miss, if you hit the brain stem you immediately shit your pants, huge mess. Heart maybe, but that's a little edgelord-ish and again, you can miss, causing extreme pain for what will feel like an eternity. Hanging, not a great thing either, since you do automatically shit and piss yourself. Also if you're a male, you'll 'pitch a tent'. Now not dissing on these classics, but there are better options.

Now one thing you do NOT want to do, is OD on aspirin. Now you think it's fine, it's just over the counters and it alleviates pain, yadda yadda, it can't hurt to overdose. It can, it is the most painful overdose you can have, and if I remember correctly most opioids (painkillers) do this too. It's a slow, agonizing death. Really most overdoses suck, especially since for a lot of them you throw up and foam at the mouth, very messy. For amphetamines I s'pose it's not terribly painful, still messy and not a great look.

Now jumping off a high place, also a classic, and depending on where you're doing it kinda a douche bag attention seeking move. Really a lot of jumpers don't actually want to do it, they want to be stopped in the back on their mind. But if you're doing it alone, or maybe with a friend, it's not terrible, although one thing. It's fucking terrifying. You fall for a minute, and as soon as you pop of that ledge you decide you don't want to do this anymore, and thrash around and scream. But you realize it's over, and you get the infamous view from halfway down.

Now, lets go to the water related ones, bathtub cutting and drowning. Now for the cutting method, which might personally be one of my favored ways, especially since you can bail out for a while, just step out of the warm water (it's comforting and also makes the blood clot slower, as well as just the water washing away the blood) and wrap your arms up. Now to get started run a bathtub of warm water, and get a razor sharp knife. Trust me, dull ones hurt so much worse. Then, for dramatic effect, you slit sideways where your wristbones lie, but on the bottom side. Make sure you nick the vein you use to check pulse though, otherwise it'll be way too slow. If you want yourself to just be gone quick, do it vertically. You can slit the neck, but that's not as great as the other options. Then drowning. This one is weird, and it depends on how far gone you really are. If you have second thoughts, you will fight it and it'll suck for a while, until it gets really, really peaceful. If you're ready to go, it'll might just be peaceful the entire time, like a comforting hug. Your body might still try to fight though.

Now for my favorite, car crashes. You can either die on impact, or it'll really fucking suck for a while. But it's fun, you go fast and have that thrill before boom, dead. I would suggest DNR paper work on your person for this, if you're dead then EMTs will try to get you back to life, and they are good at their job. Best thing would to pair with poison just in case. Thanks for reading, and if you have any comments or want me to go over other methods, just reply, or PM me.