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I will create a would you rather storygame with 50 suggestions, I plan to make a series on this. I will wait 3 days and I will pick the coolest, most extreme, out of the box, and difficult suggestions. MUST BE KID FRIENDLY

Here is mine
Would you rather Fulfill your biggest wish OR Resolve your deepest regret?

Would you rather be a furry Mormon memelord, or be shot by one?

...wait, too soon?

notices bulges OwO what’s this?

Still just dying that someone in congress had to read that out loud. And the New York Times and all these other outlets had to do serious journalism trying to explain it to boomers.

Okay, let me try again:

Would you rather have ketchup on every meal, or never eat ketchup again?

Would you rather have a house infested with spiders or a house infested with scorpions?

Would you rather wash your face every morning with kombucha that's been sitting out on the counter for a month or never be able to wash your face at all ever again?

Would you rather live where you have -40°F. (and dry) weather every day for three months of every year or 110°F. (and humid) weather every day for three months of every year?

Would you rather have all your food smell like gasoline or have all your food taste like nothing?

Just to have a positive one in the mix:

Would you rather have a million dollars or live a hundred years?

So many from the two of y'all, I will try to not use too many from the same people, but it does depend on the amount I have by the deadline. Thanks y'all for these ideas so early, I could start adding some now if I wanted...

Would you rather be able to fly but only when you're asleep, or would you rather be able to read people's minds but only when you're alone?

Is suicide kid friendly?

Alien, do you really think suicide is kid friendly? I don't think it is, but I know people have different point of views

1. I wanted to see if you would allow it

2. Some of the people here have been suggesting some very questionable things. I wasn't sure how many of them you'd ignore plus I wanted to see where exactly you'd draw the line on this sort of stuff

I get that, and thanks for checking, and yes I have ignored bunch of the inappropriate ones.

Well I mean kids do it

Would you rather eat broken glass or gravel?

One of those is clearly more surviveable than the other! Maybe the quiz just ends immediately for whoever picks the glass.

Would you rather eat rat soup or cockroach hot dish?

Would you rather poop went out your mouth and food up your ass, or would you rather fart outta your mouth and belch from your ass? 

I am not sure you're thinking these through.

Would you rather be a dolphin for a day but have to do whatever tricks people ask you to do, or would you rather be a gorilla for a day but you just get stared at in the zoo the whole day?

 

Would you rather be a plane for a day and people go inside you? Or would you rather spend a day being a model airplane inside someone? 

I'm not gonna include many of your impulsive suggestions. I said extreme, not bizarre.

Would you rather Mizal politely tells you you didn't think a post through, or would you rather Blister burns your hopes and dreams?

haha

Kek

Would you rather have Mizal van you or End Master ban you?

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Would you rather eat garbage with Sherb, or would you rather patrol for goblins with Sent but he's always criticising your methods? And also he dressed better than you no matter what elaborate dressing scheme you put on. 

Who is sherb, and who is sent?

Hohoho, naive child 

Would you rather watch Blister contend with Aliens suicide shot, or would you rather watch Blister contend with whatever Corgi is doing? Or would you rather Benholio enters the thread and says some emo shit and Blister contends with that?

I meant to say shit but shot looks funny 

I wish I could delete all the ones I didn't like, that way I didn't have to scroll to much, Instead I'll copy the ones I might add to my notes or even open up the story now

Don't worry though, I have one of your WYR saved :)

Lol which one

You'll have to wait and see, I might do two of yours

Interesting 

I'm still taking more ideas, ideas will not be closed in three days, but I will begin to write the story on Monday and I will write until I have 50 suggestions, then I will write another WYR storygame halfway through October, maybe the 17th?

Would you rather ask a dog when you're writing your own storygame, or would you rather ask would you rather?

Again, where do you get these weird would you rathers? XD

He's drunk.

Would you rather be Benholman44 or Alienrun?

Cursed question.

Would you rather be butchered, or eaten whole?

Would you rather be immortal or invisible? :)

Would you rather be well-liked and respected by a large number of people (say around 10-20k people) or be madly beloved by a small group (say around 5-6 people)?

Would you rather be immortal but outlive every living being in the universe and eventually be alone for all eternity, or live a normal human lifespan and then cease to exist in any form whatsoever afterwards?

Would you rather be Black, Female or Gay?

Would you rather carry the first obese guy you see on the road for 24 hours or eat 50 Big Mac's in 30 minutes?

Would you rather eat spaghetti with a spoon or eat cereal with milk using a fork?

Would you rather always know the answer to riddles and questions and suck at writing or be a very good writer but suck at riddles and questions?

Would you rather have the ability turn invisible whenever you vomit 1 liter or fly for 10 seconds every time you let out a fart louder than 70 decibels? Or would you rather hiccup confetti every time you laugh, or sneeze out glitter whenever you’re nervous?

Would you rather eat cereal with a fork, eat a fork with cereal, eat cereal without a fork, eat a fork without cereal, let the fork eat the cereal, let the cereal eat the fork, stack the fork on the cereal, stack the cereal on the fork, chase the fork around the cereal, chase the cereal around the fork, hide the fork in the cereal, hide the cereal in the fork, pour the cereal over the fork, pour the fork over the cereal, mix the fork with the cereal, mix the cereal with the fork, balance the fork on top of the cereal, balance the cereal on top of the fork, lick the fork while the cereal stares, or just give up and eat something else for breakfast?

Would you get a million dollars, or cancer?

What kind of cancer? Is it skin cancer, breast cancer, lung cancer, prostate cancer, or colorectal cancer?

All of it. At the same time. You turn into a huge fucking tumor.

Would you rather be bitten by 100 mosquitoes, or would you rather eat 100 mosquitoes?

Fuck mosquitoes. I would genocide mosquitoes without a second thought. I would gladly eat 100 just to hear their tiny screams of horror.

Would you rather go to Chernobyl and be transformed into a giant monster to destroy buildings in New York, or have gay sex with Putin? Like I do.

Nobody delete this please.

1. Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island and play X video game or Y video game?

2. Same as above but replace the deserted island with someone pointing a gun to your head.

3. Would you rather be a bird, fish or lizard?

4. Would you rather be trapped in a virtual reality that's a paradise or rule over one with other people in it that's post apocolyptic/a hellscape of sorts? (Basically you taking on the role of a Dark Lord and you can't step away from the role) The important difference between the two is that in one your alone and the other you are not, despite everything about the first one being better than the second one otherwise.

I could probably think of more, but in terms of unique stuff, that's whats on the top of my head.

I do have to wonder if you plan to make up any scenarios on your own or if your purely just using suggestions on this thread. Because give how many responses you got, I can only imagine how many you would be able to come up with if you tried, given that this is your project so you should be the most motivated to come up with ideas for it.

I'm looking forward to reading this if you ever end up finishing it! Good luck writing it! :D

What if being the Dark Lord IS your paradise?

Thanks, I'm currently making the list and I might use two of yours :)

Would you rather be tortured brutally for 37 hours straight with tools such as chains, gasoline, matches, generators with alligator clips, etc, or get 5 millions dollars deposited into your bank account?

I'm not sure you understand how these are supposed to work.

I'd like to think he's joking...but yeah...I guess it would be funnier if he wasn't! (lol :P)

Oh, I think I get it now. Would you rather have 100 million dollars, or havr a 50 percent chance of winning 100 million dollars? (I’m slightly addicted to gambling)

I would rather take the 100 million, and not risk it :)

Oh, so you’re gay? Pussy.

Here, Blister, a better version of this that makes sense: Would you rather get $100k right now, guaranteed, or take a fifty-fifty chance of getting either one million dollars or absolutely nothing?

Thanks

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What happened to keeping these Kid Friendly??

Would you rather shut the FUCK UP, or have me come over to your house and shove a pike up your ass and roast you over a fire like a FUCKING KEBAB?

LOL!

:D :D :D :D

Option A

A fellow masochist I see.

Would you rather the texture of all your food be wrong, or the temperature of all your food be wrong?

'Wrong' being the opposite of what you'd want/expect; for example, something meant to be tender will become texturally stringy and tough, or all foods that you'd want to be warm become cold as soon as you take a bite and vice versa.

Things to consider:
-Instantly melted ice cream
-Dense horrible bread ingots
-Cold dinner on a winter night
-Chicken breast that chews like beef gristle

Sounds like a good one :)

Never thought of Would You Rather as a litmus test for autism, but boy howdy is it ever.

Anyway, here's a few wholesome ones, for the children:

1) Would you rather live in a world where elves are real or a world where dragons are real?

2) Would you rather have a genie that can grant three small wishes every day (like finding your hairbrush or bringing you a slice of pizza) or a genie that grants only one big wish you have to save for an emergency? (Curing you of cancer, etc.)

3) Would you rather set out to travel the world with a magic backpack that refills every day with a freshly packed lunch and a clean change of clothes, or a faithful pet that never gets hurt or sick or old?

4) Right now: would you rather have the best sushi of your life or the best burger of your life? (Sorry, I'm hungry.)

5) Would you rather end all poverty or end all wars?

Burger for sure, lol

Lol, I have three of Mizal's, two of Corgi's, two of Alienrun's, two SpicyXnoodles, and the rest that I have chosen are about one suggestion from each person, so I'm looking for about 40 more suggestions by Monday, or at least that's when I'll start making the "storygame" for the suggestions

There's some simple things you can do with variables and scripting to help quizzes stand out. You can track the players choices so you can provide commentary at the end, or if you have a ton of questions but don't want the quiz to be too long, you can randomize which ones are shown each time. Might be a little advanced and/or tedious if you're learning from scratch though.

This is a pretty fun one, though Berka uses a lot of HTML voodoo for stuff the editor couldn't pull off by itself.

a litmus test for autism

Ok now I'm curious, can you explain this? (Or is this mainly calling out Bezro and someone else maybe?) 

Hey, I’m not autistic, stop it before I make an extremely long 9 page fanfic about you and that faggot crimson. Would that even be gay? Which if y’all are both feminine enough to be considered the wife then it would still be lesbian…

I was accusing Mizal of suggesting/saying you have autism...I'm not saying that YOU do!

Don't worry though. I definitely have WAY more autism than you, despite the fact we have a decent amount in common. (You tend to wear your edginess on your sleeve whereas I tend to keep mine hidden until I deem it appropriate to share with others! :P)

Do you have ADHD though? Maybe...but honestly who cares! About 50% of the people here at least aren't super social anyways so it really doesn't mean much at the end of the day!

lol :P

My ADHD is horrible, the only reason i can pass classes in school is caffeine, and because i can learn the material before my short attention span runs out. If i was dumb i would be fucked.

Dragons, I fucking hate leaf lickers.

Three wishes a day, I can wish for the damage from all the energy drinks I drink to go away, or maybe wish for some Adderal.

Pet obviously, animals are better than people. Most likely I would pick something small and smart, something that can be trained to steal things as well. Maybe a raven, or a squirrel or something.
Burger, I don’t care for sushi that much.

Neither, they both suck.
Poverty being removed is either gonna be communism, or it’s going to have to lower everyone’s standard of living. And on the off chance it doesn’t do either, it removes peoples drive and hunger to get out there and make money, since they don’t have to fight for survival anymore, and it removes a great deal of innovation, as well as the struggle that is the essence of human life.

Removing all wars not only would make the world incredibly dull, but there’s no way it could go well. Humans are violent by nature to some extent, and some greatly more so than others. How the hell are those violent people gonna get their steam off without wars to fight? They might resort to killing civilians, or be miserable as they are denied their purpose.

And what exactly does end all wars mean? Nobody has reason to go to war? So are all the jackasses who love doing that shit gonna just die and new more amicable ones take their stead? Are they just not allowed to go to war anymore, so any country can do whatever they want in their own borders and nobody can say shit? You gotta be more specific, there’s so much bad stuff that could result from that.

Oh shit, I might be autistic.

Hmm. You've never been in a war and you've never had to go to any extraordinary effort to provide food for yourself a day in your life; and while it's true you ARE a pretty unlikeable retard and the most useless person on the site able to still somehow hold down an account, you would probably be even worse in other situations.

Nobody is debating these questions and I'm not sure why you even replied to them, but you've seemed to have been wandering the thread in edgy confusion since you got here, so run along and continue I guess.

So I’m not allowed to answer the questions? Also, for someone who seems to despise me you love reading my random crossfaded word vomit. There’s no reason for you to answer me at all, take your own advice. You seem to feel obligated to respond to my dumb high posts for some odd reason. I mean a girl has to have hobbies I suppose. Also, I’m really not sure why you think you know what I’ve done either. Unless you’re stalking me, which would be pretty gay. People’s online personas aren’t completely true to themselves.