So You Want To Join A Cult
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Commended by BerkaZerka on 8/16/2019 3:47:14 PM
, #18 for
Played 2,574 times (finished 188)
"Walk in the park"
"A nice jog down the driveway"
"Aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.
Which Cult is right for you?
Cult Placement Quiz
and find out!
HINT: A Leader needs to be willing to put in a long day.
I went in with low expections--a survey game? But every page had multiple jokes expressed in the ridiculous choice, and a picture that enhanced the joke.
I started off thinking, well, this is silly, moved to thinking, wow, I'm learning a few things about myself, then back to, no, this is absurd, then back to thinking wait, this *is* the cult I would be in, and then finally, five minutes after playing, wondering what I found so revelatory about it. I guess I was brainwashed by the game, which seems exactly right. Thanks, Berka. I'm prepared to kiss the leader's feet.
on 8/27/2019 9:03:02 AM with a score of 1
well someone's got to wash the loincloths
— <3 on 1/5/2024 11:22:33 PM with a score of 1
You know, its right. I'm going to go make a pact with a creature from another world now, if you'd like, I'll share the knowledge, but your pitiful mortal psyche might not withstand the great power I have gained lol. Me when I get the Dark Overseer rank of the supernatural cult.
on 12/27/2023 3:10:35 PM with a score of 10
Too short. Nice in dark, twisted way. Amusing passtime, but nothing more.
on 4/7/2023 9:56:44 PM with a score of 10
Thank you. This cured my depression.
on 2/5/2023 8:13:22 PM with a score of 1
This is quite hilarious. Not quite as replayable as I would like, but still a good way to pass time.
The first page was hilarious to read through, I really like the idea of a cult placement being almost like a job interview. There were pictures that contributed to the questions, and enough questions and possible answers that the reader wouldn’t feel restrained.
It isn’t obvious exactly which cult you’re going to get based on your answers, which is a lot better than most sorting hat quizzes. There were a lot of possible cults, all different and interesting enough to convince me to replay a few more times.
I would have liked to see more pages similar to the first one, almost like a job interview with complete with dialogue and descriptions, instead of just barebones questions. It would also have been nice if the reader had been taken to a different page based on their answer, where the interviewer reacted to their answer for each question.
on 12/31/2022 6:08:20 PM with a score of 10
i do indeed like ufo's
on 9/16/2022 12:40:39 PM with a score of 10
Neo democratic confederacy: Hitler, Crusader, The Racial pure, tag along.
Gotta say it was pretty on point.
on 5/8/2022 1:56:49 PM with a score of 10
A good game. I do not agree on my position within the doomsday prepping group, but at least the group itself was correct.
on 5/3/2022 10:52:42 AM with a score of 10
I was told quizzes were a bad idea, but in true CYStian fashion this game just ignores all accepted wisdom and does what it wants, and the results are impressive and fun.
Unfortunately my yoga classes only left me fit to be a disciple of the universe out in the desert somewhere, I probably wasn't even good enough to kill myself when the comet came.
I did notice only a typo in one of the questions, "Gospel Chior".
on 11/24/2021 8:03:57 AM with a score of 10
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