So You Want To Join A Cult

At first, I didn’t know what to expect. I’d been hitting Random for about five minutes, trying to find a story which tickled my tickles, or however the saying goes. Sorely lacking inspiration, and trying to review before going into a cave to binge quid game season 3, (The old lady reminds me of my grandmother- I have to know if she lives)I see the blessed attention grabber, ‘cult.’ Well, I have not taken a quiz game on this site before, but I looked at the author (a well respected member of the community) and the rating (better than I could hope to achieve with my magnum opus) and decided to give it a go.
Initial impressions were that of laughter. Nothing like a silly image and a stupid name to warm me up to a story. The promises of “totally not selling my information” reminded me of the flash games I used to play on my brother’s old computer that had page-long contracts.
As I went through, the sheer unseriousness got to me. The elevator question had me thinking for ages- every music choice was horrid for hours on end. In the end, I chose classic rock, if you were wondering. Not too loud, but also not boring as hell. The png images mixed with photorealistic ones really tied together the entire experience. As a beginning scripter, I found myself wondering how Berkazerka did all this. Variables like this must have been a pain to manage. This quiz had made less and less sense the more I played, which really added to the cult aesthetic of it. Be a cultist for fun and profit they said…
In the end, I was left confused, tied up outside of a Walmart, and had three dead bodies. 7/8. Go read this if you’re a weirdo who reads the comments first.

I went in with low expections--a survey game? But every page had multiple jokes expressed in the ridiculous choice, and a picture that enhanced the joke.

I started off thinking, well, this is silly, moved to thinking, wow, I'm learning a few things about myself, then back to, no, this is absurd, then back to thinking wait, this *is* the cult I would be in, and then finally, five minutes after playing, wondering what I found so revelatory about it. I guess I was brainwashed by the game, which seems exactly right. Thanks, Berka. I'm prepared to kiss the leader's feet.

This was really good for a quiz game. It was funny and made me think a little.

whee

fun

ignore the time at which this was posted i want to see my score. great quiz

love it

it was funn

that is my favorite one so far it was funny and I didn't know what to expect I loved it

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