Might as well post this on the forum…
So we’re doing a fun exercise of picking the opposite of what you are, so if you’re a straight white guy for example, you MUST change one of these things meaning black, female or gay.
Obviously if you’re a different gender, orientation or race, the choices change. A female would get male as a choice instead. Bisexuals get Ace and vice versa.
The question of what if you're not black or white has come up, and that one mostly remains the same. If you're any other color but white, you get the option of being white since that's always the opposite of any darkie color. (If you're asian and you REALLY want to trade down by picking black you can I suppose)
I imagine the race one will get some debate since people like to argue around here.
So far these are the results:
1. End: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
2. Killa: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
3. Gower: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
4. Steve: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male
5. Cricket: Ace White Female - Ace White Male
6. Axiom: Gay White Female - Straight White Female
7. Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
8. Digit: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
9. Mizal: Straight White Female - Straight White Male
10. Sentinel: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
11. Wibbons: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
12. Ghost: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female
13. Coins: Straight Yellow Male - Straight Black Male
14. Mayana: Ace White Female - Bi White Female
15. Ford: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
16. Leora: Ace White Female - Ace White Male
17. Chris: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male
18. Mathias: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
19. Austinc: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
20. Tim: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male
21. C6H8O6: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
22. Sabley: Bi White Female - Bi Black Female
23. TBG: Gay White Male - Gay Black Male
24. Kurio: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
25. Briar: Straight White Female - Gay White Female
26. AYT: Bi Yellow Female - Bi White Female
27. Corgi: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
28. Ninja: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
29. Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
30. Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male
31. Jazz: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
32. Dezzo: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
33. Ozoni: Straight Yellow Male - Gay Yellow Male
34. Algae: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male
35. Oracle: Bi White Female - Bi White Male
36. Mara: Straight White Female - Gay White Female
37. Trickle: Bi White Male - Ace White Male
38. Nehal: Ace Brown Female - Ace White Female
39. Beta: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
40. IAP: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
41. Will: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
42. Chef: Bi White Male - Ace White Male
43. DarkSpawn: Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male
44. Lobo: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
45. Domitus: Straight Black Male - Straight Black Female
46. Shadowdrake: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
47. Wildblue: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female
48. Stupid: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female
49. Norm: Straight Yellow Female - Straight White Female
50. Victim: Straight Yellow Male - Straight White Male
51. Serpent: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
52. FistedDave: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male
53. Megumeme: Bi Yellow Male - Bi White Male
54. Brad: Gay Brown Male - Straight Brown Male
55. MysticWarrior: Straight Yellow Female - Straight White Female
56. LJacko: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
57. Thara: Bi Brown Female - Bi White Female
58. Clamurai: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
59. Malk: Bi White Male - Bi White Female
60. Gandalf: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
61. Jester: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
62. Zass: Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male
63. Crescent: Straight Yellow Female - Straight Yellow Male
YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Okay Axiom has answered. Thank you for this very important information.
Also deleted the original thread because it was retarded and this is obviously way better.
Bi White Female change to Bi White Male
Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
Shoujo: Straight brown female - Gay yellow female
Updated the list.
Thanks to those that have participated so far, this is all very important.
Hey you missed adding mine.
Because you answered like a retard and changed two of your traits. Not to mention yellow wasn't a choice.
Besides, you keep claiming you're male one moment and female the next on here anyway.
Straight brown female - Gay brown female
Throwing out your results on account of you being a tranny and if your antics in the poem thread are any indication, you'll be getting banned by Mizal soon anyway.
Straight Yellow Male- Straight Black Male
Nah, I was sort of joking about Sighted, Black or Male.
Ace white male - ace black male
I don't wanna have to ask for an N word pass anymore
Straight White Male - Straight White Female for me
Avery: Straight White Female - Anime Pedo Child Snuff Fetishest... Long story.
Straight White Male - Gay White Male
Updated. Thank you. Glad to see more people participating in this very important project.
I will also have to go Ace White Male - Ace Black Male
I may not be able to avoid racial stereotypes or avoid police confrontation, but at least I won't have a dad.
Were you originally from CoG?
No I was not.
Okay, I thought you mentioned you wandered over from there.
No. That must have been someone else.
You can only pick one. You can't change all of them.
Gay White Male - Gay Black Male
straight white male - straight green male
Pretty sure that's illegal
Briar's entry certain is.
Fine, I'll be a lesbian.
sorry for being a douchnozzle orc
straight while male...straight black male
Really curious what the point of this excercize is.
Don't worry, it's really important.
Bi Mixed Female - Bi White Female
I think. I don’t really know how this works.
Yep, you're good.
The only viable option here would to be black.
N words of CYStia unite
Literally the only reason I chose to be black.
So shouldn't you be "The Blackened God"?
I vote we get experimental surgery to give us black skin tones so we don't have to ask for N word passes anymore.
Reverse Michael Jackson
Too easy, not permanent. We have to become black men, not dress up as them. Only then can we say the N word without persecution.
Straight White Male - Straight Black Male.
I almost chose woman, but then realized I couldn't be a gay woman. In order to avoid the schlongs, I'll just be black. The lesser or two evils, amirite?
Don't forget you get a forever N word pass.
I think I'd pass up on the Hard R even if I was black, although it would be nice to not look over my shoulder when using a Soft A.
Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male
I know I'm a little late to the party, but I'm happy to contribute in this exercise.
Cool, 30 people now. Good sample size this time around.
Straight White Male - Straight White Female
Now of course there is always room for more people to answer but for now 30 is enough to analyze.
EDIT: Ongoing updates after the first 30 are still occurring, the analysis was written with the first 30 in mind.
The results in general were quite interesting. I tried to pose this question a couple times in the past on here, but most were being faggots that had no sense of fun. Glad to see everyone is more compliant this time.
Anyway let’s move on to the deep analysis
Okay this was the big one with all sorts of crazy selections.
Unsurprisingly most here claimed to be straight, but given the disturbing amount of folks who willingly became gay afterwards, the only logical conclusion that there are a lot of people here in the closet. (Which isn’t surprising either)
The gay and bi folks were predictably comfortable with their degeneracy, though in at least one case, one wished to be straight. Unsurprisingly this person was female, proving the theory that even when hardcore lesbians, all females want dick.
Finally CYS has always strangely attracted a lot of aces. There were in fact as many of them as there were Gay/bi folk (Or at least the ones out of closet) This ratio didn’t change too much as most remained comfortable with their sexless natures. But again there are always exceptions and one suddenly wanted to be a sex maniac.
It’s been proposed that most of the ones identifying as ace are really just straight people with low sex drives. There is some evidence of this as most of them if pressed will express more desire for the opposite gender. Either way, they’re still a good counter balance for the large amount closeted gays on the site.
This one had some minor rule breaks, but nothing that really made a difference. For example a few of the members aren’t strictly “white” but look white enough that it wouldn’t matter too much. One in particular is such a damn weeb he might as well be white.
Also non-whites of any kind were originally supposed to only change to white if that’s the trait they wished to change, however some picked black instead. I decided to allow this because fuck it that’s why.
The results of this were quite interesting as many chose to change to black more than anything else.
Now it could be surmised that several CYStians feel an affinity to black culture and identify with the plight of the black folks, but in reality most just want the ability to say “nigga” or even “nigger” freely without potential repercussions in real life. Which I suppose is still part of black culture.
More than a few of the non-straight people also picked black proving that the white gay/bi folks want to say nigga freely just as much as their straight counterparts.
This one didn’t change too much. Happily most were more or less seems fine with the genitals they were born with.
Females picking male were picking it more for the advantages more than anything else and I can’t say I blame them. At least one of these females is practically a guy in all but penis having so the results were hardly surprising.
While it may cause some eyebrow raising for the males that picked female, this shouldn’t automatically be a sign of being a closet tranny. While that may be the case for a few, some straight dudes were probably just too racist to pick black instead.
If these changes took place, CYS would be a whole lot blacker and gayer. While one could say this would make the place a lot more diverse and CoG like, it should be noted that the general attitudes would probably not change too much other than the forums being filled with the word nigga rather than faggot more.
Actually even with the increase in gay/bi folks, we’d probably still be throwing around the word faggot a lot. I’m sure more than a few references would be made about CYStia being a literal site for Gayniggers From Outer Space.
Remember being a CYStian isn’t about whether or not you have a dick, or like to suck dick, or your dick size due to your genetic background, it’s about not being a faggot and if you can’t accomplish that simple task, well the CoG forums are over that way.
nice write up, maybe next time you should start with a hypothesis to see if your conclussions match your educationed guess as to what the results are. I would envision males having a harder time giving up the "power" that comes with masculinitiy as opposed to race or sexual orientation or ace whatever that is...sorry for my ignorance. Sorry for going off track and being an asshole and stating green, the massive pollen strikes in North Carolina recently have my most important senses in critical condition.
Well growing up in 1919 Detroit would be pretty fucking dangerous as a black man considering the KKK had a very strong presence there at the time oddly enough. Though given the current state of Detroit, the chances of surviving as a black man are probably about the same, I'd just be getting killed by cosplay gone too far as opposed to black on black crime.
But I suppose if it was 100 years ago, I'd pick female and just be one of those teetotalers that were going on about the evils of alcohol and demanding voting rights. That should drive away most of the male suitors (Not that I'd probably have many in the first place if I still have the same "attractiveness level" as a female, lol) , avoid the whole baby making process and achieve childless spinsterhood without the whole rug munching bit.
Female End's suitors would primarily be Muslim with the whole dark robe thing.
not understanding a female not having tree peeing powers. Maybe its because i attended a party university, but ive witnessed a female peeing on a tree with an airhockey puck up her ass at one of my shindigs
For nowadays, how things would change for me where I live if I were black is a mystery, but I have a decent idea of how they would if I were male, and I prefer the known to the unknown. The biggest change in my life at my current age would probably be related to losing IRL favored daughter status and having different expectations, but I would also be the eldest son. Plus tree-peeing powers. That would be cool. Being bisexual is not worth considering, of course.
Pretty sure North Dakota didn't have enough colored folks a hundred years ago to have much of a problem, excluding the Indians. So if I were black a hundred years ago, things would still suck, but I'd probably be better off than most.
Female in 1919 would be better than just a few decades before too, and I'd get the right to vote in a year. Things wouldn't be ideal, but it wouldn't totally suck.
However, since normal white male is an option, of course I'll take it.
Straight Mixed Male - Gay Mixed Male
I'm not brown, I'm white-yellow. Woops.
Hmm, what a difficult trade off. Let's see.
I'm brown, female and my sexuality is the void. Can I be a gay little boy? Like, a really gay, glittery little boy? Can I be 12? Can I be Flapjack from the hit childrens show, The Marvelous Misandventures Of Flapjack? Is this what this thread is for? Can I leave a trail of glitter wherever I go? Can my voice sound like a thousand tiny stars gone through a blender of feathers? Can I wear aggresively short shorts? Can I go to boarding school? Can I have a quiff? Can I have a bunch of cute little animal friends, but I'm not a disney princess I'm a gay little 12 year old boy? Can I
What is up with Puddle and gay little boys? This isn't the first time she's gone on about this.
I'm trying to think.... @Chanbot maybe was the one who made that particularly special video for me on the ol' CYS discord. I can't remember exactly, but it's definitely my pride and joy.
Algae: Bi White male- Bi Black male.
Bumped since some noobs got interested in hearing about this thread and there's no reason to prevent them from engaging in the fun.
Straight mixed male - Straight mixed female.
Bouta sell hella bathwater.
Thought you were white.
What's the other half? I remember you just saying you were Jewish before.
Arab. Still Jewish thanks for asking. I look white though (if you consider Jews to be white).
Meh, you're white enough. We're not the Aryan brotherhood around here, plus neatly labeling you as white works better for purposes of the results.
(Not that it matters anymore since this is just for funzies now)
Aren't you dead?
No I just moved to China.
Not even joking.
Better red than dead.
Just don't let them find out about that time your brother turned you gay.
Ironically my brother came out as bi fairly recently so I'm avoiding him right now trying not to get infected.
Yeah you definitely shouldn't fuck him anymore. A depraved bisexual is obviously TWICE as likely to be carrying an STD.
Let it be noted that silence equals confirmation.
Due to the pay inequality, and for fairness, your hush money has been cut back 26% to 37$
- local priest C.F.O
Ace Brown Female - Ace White Female
I guess I'd change white to black so I'd have an even better shot with white chicks so...
Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
Bi White Man - Ace White Man
Sex is pretty atrocious when considering the minutia anyways, so not being a biological slave to it would be an upgrade, imo. Plus, imagine going from 200% random boners to 0%. Fantastic.
Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male
It'll be easier to get around once I inevitably become an American citizen.
Lobo420: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
might as well throw my hat in also
Straight Black Male
Hello, End, I am a prince from Nigeria. I need your help, please give me your bank account info so I can transfer you money.
Please hurry, time is short.
*sends all the credit card info*
How exciting! Princes from Nigeria sure are generous!
Pls give me your blood donations so I can pay with your blood instead
I will always win
Not sure what the point of this is... but for fun:
Straight poor Italian plumber (with overalls and a mustache like Mario) male -> straight rich Asian cattle rancher female
Aw man, okay I stand corrected, I’ll be a poor Italian plumber woman. There are some things about yourself you just can’t change and the poor Italian with a mustache and overalls is unchangeable...
Many writers have wrote literary gold, and a few gems, but lived their entire life poor. Also my wife keeps getting kidnaped by a huge turtle... so your shit will have to wait until I can save her again. I never said I was a good plumber.
Ah, for science, this makes sense now.
Also isn’t that appealing? I think we should all be straight rich Asian cattle rancher females.
Straight white female, and I would be black so I could tell everyone I'm adopted.
Straight white female - straight black female
Straight Yellow Female -> Straight White Female. It's hard to be an Asian so why not be a white virgin.
Really, NormPerse is actually short for "normal person". It sounds nice so I used this as my account name.
Aw thanks! Honestly, I think of that name randomly for a minute before I created my account. I gotta admit it's quite unique though.
Congrats, with your change, you went from 100% attractiveness to creepy white guys to 200% attractiveness to ghetto black guys.
Straight yellow male to straight white male. This would result in the smallest drop in IQ. As we all know, queers are mentally disabled and men are smarter then women. However, white people are only slightly dumber than East Asians.
A thoughtful analysis (LOL).
I guess I should have chosen to be Asian, rather than female, with this new logic.
I'm black and female.
Well if this is true, then congrats of being the first known black female on CYS! (We've only had ambiguously brown at most in the past)
Anyway, you didn't specify your orientation and which trait you would change so that we may add you to the list.
Pan white non-binary, changed to ace black gender fluid
You're only changing one. Not all of them.
They'd be better off if they changed all of them though.
They could keep the white I suppose.
Well yeah, that's a given. I don't think a pan black non-binary would have survived long enough to join the site and post this.
Straight White Male -> Straight White Female
Time to sell some bath water let's go.
Straight Black Male - Straight White Male
I just want to know what rights feel like, even if it's on a primarily white writing website.
If it makes you feel any better we wouldn't have treated you any differently.
Bi Yellow Female - Ace Yellow Female
You know what, scratch what I first said and do Bi Yellow Female to Bi White Female instead.
Hm. Do I still get partial credit or can I retake the quiz?
Also I feel like your answer key is bullshit because attraction and sexual desires are pretty neat.
Can't say I disagree. Can't say I don't have a particular fondness for elves either ;)
To be fair, upgrading to white is probably a bigger upgrade than the ace one.
Precisely. That way I can not only be liked for being "exotic" by white men, but I can also be liked for being white by black men. I don't even know if being ace is an upgrade, though that is the opinion from my debauched, hedonistic self.
If you're white, you'd actually lose your appeal to white guys by 10% since it isn't like you'd be "exotic" any longer but your appeal to black guys will go up 200% just for being a white woman.
Ace is generally seen as an upgrade due to no longer being encumbered by human sexual desires of any kind which distract from more important things.
Is there a problem?
Guess I'll die
I notice that there’s an extremely disproportionate amount of “sexually diverse” people on our website. Makes me sick to my stomach.
Is he attracted to transformers?
Funny how out of all the homosexuals around you still manage to be the biggest faggot in the site.
Queer Mixed Male → Straight Mixed Male
Mystic_Warrior: Straight Asian Female - Straight White Female?
Not sure if anyone still watches this but I just discovered it. So just for the fun of it.
male, white, straight -> female, white, straight
Why that choice? Basically I would just be very interested if I would think differently about some topics if I was born a girl. That would not work out technically because then I would not know how i thought as a guy. So I would have to be changed and not born differently. But also everyone would have to always have known me as a girl. I would not enjoy the hassle of explaining a sudden change to everyone I know.
it seems you might just have the right amount of autism to fit in on this site
I'm considered brown, I guess. Also I think not being able to have a selection of both holes and sticks is boring, I guess. If I could, I would want to be an ace yellow guy working soul crushing hours in a cubicle in japan with nothing to live for before the eventual dishonorable plunge off the building that houses said cubicle. I guess.
Are you okay Thara
While I know you're a bi brown female, you can only change one of those, so ace yellow male isn't an option unfortunately for you.
Oh, I'm retarded. Can I be white, then?
Bumped in case some noobs would like to answer this question of overwhelming importance.
I can't ignore something this important.
Straight Normal Male - Straight Black Male.
This has got to be one of the strangest questions ive seen get this big of a response
Herrr argh, SMASHING isnt it
sTrAigHt white female
Straight Asian Male
What were you before?
Through extensive miscigenation, the true ethnicity of every brazillian is unknown.
EDIT: Straight white male.
Okay, I'll just put you down as Straight Brown Male to Straight White Male then.
I like who I am right now though. :( If I had to change, maybe...
Straight Asian Female -> Gay Asian Female?
I wouldn't make the female to male change because then affirmative action would've killed my chances of getting into a good college. Plus, oof guys have it rough these days. I wouldn't make the Asian to white/black change because I really like Asian culture! Finally, maybe some randos fetishize lesbians or something idk, but who really cares about them lol.
Actually, I might do...
Straight Asian Female -> Straight Asian Male?
The reasoning behind this is that a Straight Asian Male with a passion for the humanities (and plans to pursue that in college) is a bit of a rarity! So maybe affirmative action wouldn't have killed the chances after all. :D
This is a hard question! ^^;
One of the few yellow folk that didn't switch their race. The only other one was Ozoni. Most upgraded to white except coins who wanted to be a funk soul brother.
Cats. Cats, dogs, and foxes. Plus bamboo and tea. And pandas. Rice. Obviously. :D
Do all these animals go in with the rice or on the side.
Depends on the region!
I think I am missing something. I am confused. D:
The joke is coronavirus!
Y'know like how African culture is about giving chimp soup to the gay guys.
Oh, I see!
jdawg-gay Latino male straight white? female
I guess yay i'm not the only gay? Yes I was meaning to rhyme