Austinc, The Reader
Recent PostsCool Bug Thread on 1/30/2020 11:58:04 AM
Okay I will say that I can’t currently see any of the pictures that Cricket has posted, but it’s the effort that counts. However, the pictures aren’t entirely broken because I can see them on my phone.
Tweenaged Thoughts Randomly in Rhyme on 1/30/2020 10:53:48 AM
It’s very obvious if you think about it.
Cool Bug Thread on 1/29/2020 8:55:59 AM
Cool Bug Thread > bird thread
Not only is the content of this thread better, it is also more friendly to kids. I am not allowed to visit the bird thread anymore due to the amount of c-o-c-k-s and t-i-t-s present. I do not know how my school has managed to determine which threads are acceptable for viewing, but I’d just like to point out that the Cool Bug Thread wins in the family friendly department.
Tweenaged Thoughts Randomly in Rhyme on 1/28/2020 4:30:00 PM
I wrote this a couple months ago when I was bored. I tried to make it in iambic pentameter, but I have no idea if I succeeded.
I look at a man: an obvious twink
He catches my gaze and gives me a wink
His smile makes me feel some kind of way
Oh god, I think I might have caught the gay
He takes me on a walk around the park
Then suddenly we're alone, and it's dark
His smile makes me forget it's not day
Oh god, I'm captivated by a gay
He ties me up with a surprising might
And places me in a van that's white
His smile brightens as he drives away
Oh god, I've been abducted by a gay.
Tweenaged Thoughts Randomly in Rhyme on 1/28/2020 2:08:37 PM
I started this after seeing your poem, and even though I know its dogshit, I don’t think I’ll ever finish it if I don’t post it now.
I walk the streets, all alone
I look up at the sky
To where the flash of light shone
To where the white flakes fly
I look down at the floor
Fine white powder fills the space
Could’ve been snow, if it was before
My home used to be a beautiful place
How I wish I could be sure
That the downfall was snow
That the blizzard is pure
But the fact that it’s not is something I know
Friends and family pouring down
I know, without a doubt
That everyone I knew is now on the ground
I’m the only one left in this fallout
CYS Discord: Now with flying cars! on 1/23/2020 11:34:49 AM
I’ve been lazy when it comes to writing a story, but I’ve got a template for a story for the resurrection contest on IS. I’ve got the whole thing planned out, so I just need to put in some time to write it. I’ve also written a couple of poems in the Creative Corner.
My CYS name is the same as on discord.
How did you spend MLK day? on 1/21/2020 9:59:25 AM
Being the good, god-loving boy I am, I spent the day participating in a city clean up. I went with a group from the Boys and Girls Club, and despite being only 18 people, we made up 90% of all of the white people there. We went in and helped clean a senior living center, and then we walked around a couple of parks in the area and picked up trash. It was a little boring, but I was with friends, and still had a good time.
The guy from the Boys and Girls club that brought us there said that we were going to go eat at a place that he used to work. He was being really cryptic about where we were going while he was driving us there, and so everyone was pestering him to tell us where he was taking us. He eventually told us that we were visiting the slippery noodle. He said that the building was used during the Underground Railroad, and it was haunted by two ghosts. One of the ghosts was ‘Big Jon’, who was a slave that died there, and the other ghost’s name is Sarah, who was a ‘working woman’ when the place used to be a hotel. They gave us a tour of the place, and most of it isn’t renovated, so the basement floor was still mainly dirt/gravel but they still used it for storage.
They mainly sold burgers, so almost everyone got one. The food tasted alright, but the buns smelled really weird, and we were trying to place the smell. One girl said that they smelled like her dog, but we all agreed that the buns smell like that because Big Jon stuck his ‘Slippery Noodle’ between the buns. It was kind of weird though because nobody else at the other tables had any problem with their food.
All in all it was a pretty productive day for me, and I had a good time.
Interesting comments 4 on 1/17/2020 10:10:00 AM
I’m not in the discord, I have a very limited knowledge on the Chris vs Bill thing (I read the forum yesterday, but that’s it), and while I can’t say that Bill isn’t a boomer, I don’t have a problem with either. I forget why I’m the poster boy for retardation, especially with all of the other options, but I’ll take your word for it.
Interesting comments 4 on 1/17/2020 8:42:03 AM
Are you suggesting I did this? I like my sleep way too much to wake up at 4 am.
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 8/28/2019 5:05:57 PM
Just realized that the deadline is also my 1 year anniversary of being on this site.