A Fowl Problem

Why did the ducks kill me? What did I do to them??

First off, loved the pun with the title, "fowl problem". That was a good indicator of the humor and wit that was to follow.

This was funny as hell! Who knew ducks were such big drake fans? I really enjoyed the writing in this story, it's such a silly and ridiculous concept, but you did a good job with it. I thought it was really funny how, in this super wholesome story, the main character suddenly gets the thought of "Can a duck blend?", a departure from the previously wholesome tone, but somehow still fitting in well with the humor of the story. I did not expect that path at all, but I'm so glad you had the duck simply disappear into smoke rather than write anything gruesome. The idea of ducks making you a cult leader is so fucking funny to me for some reason, nicely done!

Never before in my life have I thought "I need to be the leader of a cult of ducks" but here we are.

Quack!

Very funny. An angry duck always makes a story better.

I laughed a bit too hard on this. It's quite a ridiculous concept, but very funny. I just wish that you could put a duck in a blender.

Got the leave the bedroom ending

Very entertaining, had to use brain cells to figure how to get the good ending lol, fun story to read while bored. Liked the plot twists.

This game was certainly entertaining and fun to click through while I was bored in my Digital Media class. That being said, for one of those stories designed only for a quick playing, it was pretty well written. Hilarity ensued as I tried to find every ending, finding duck upon duck upon duck swarmed in every room in my home.

I feel like with the writing you’ve presented in only a short story, you have a lot of potential. I love the humor, and the way how you characterized the narrator without even describing them. It was a nice, refreshing breath of fresh air after reading so many stories written with an abundance of adjectives (long black hair, deep green eyes, pale skin) about the narrator. I enjoyed this! However, I can’t really classify this as a story, so I’m giving it the best rating I can for such a short, surface-level piece. Great job! I’ll be looking forward to a larger story!

sequel pls. with spiders!

great writing except that bit with the blender >:C

Thought the writing was hilarious. As someone with underwhelming culinary skills and an unhealthy love for his couch, I feel a little attacked. However, as a duck, I experienced a rare feeling of truly being understood. Perhaps the author was a duck. hmmm