Just yesterday you were a humble peasant happily enjoying vacation in your hillside summer cottage. Now your vacation has come to a horrible end, when a mysterious figure known as the Quest Master arrives at your doorstep, steals your inheritance, and kidnaps your first born son. In order to rescue said inheritance you must play the Quest Master's horrific game of puzzles, fetch quests, and long strings of meaningless text. Oh, and your first born son. You want to rescue him too.
This game was inspired by those old-school text adventures, specifically, a parody of said adventures, Peasant's Quest (from homestarrunner.com). Enjoy!
