This is this worst game of all time. I'd tell you not to play it, but you probably will anyway.
I wrote it to see what would happen. Let's just say I'm an experimenter.
Update (19th August)
Thanks everyone for the bad comments! It's what I was hoping for. Keep up the good work!
Special thanks to Fazz, no this isn't a troll game, just an experiment. And yes, I am a hypocrite and proud. Haven't you read my profile?