Player Comments on THE DAY

I don’t know what’s happening. I mean sure, you describe it well without spelling or grammar errors, but what is actually going on? On the first page you talk about being outside, break the fourth wall, find a closet outside, and then a disembodied hand turns into a walrus that terrifies you, but you do nothing like run away or anything. There’s random stories and there’s completely utterly random sentences that have been slapped together without any apparent reason. I mean this starts out making as much sense as writing about you swimming and then a wizard zaps you with his wand from his tower that was in the desert behind your refrigerator. At some point you really need to have some basis in consistency so the reader has some clue about what to expect. After all, on the first page, I’m expecting any link I click to lead to me walking underneath the sink while meteors fall on me from a banana tree.

The whole story continues on this way. I’m not really sure of the point of this story or honestly why you bothered to write it. It really appears to just be completely random sentences slapped together for some reason. Was this randomly generated by a computer application written by monkeys? I guess it was a nice try, but seriously, there is a limit to randomness.

Huh? A title about the day? This game is bound to be interesting... Oh wait, nevermind.

I'll give you the positives.

The first positive is the proper use of the capital letters. There appears to be no mistake in using them. You use it on the start of the sentence, the first letter of a name, and so on. So that's nice.

Another positive is how well the pages connect to each other. I love how the author pays attention to detail or the past actions of the player. There is an instance where you eat Timothy once then on another page, the player mentions how he just ate him. That shows that you put a tiny amount of effort into this... random story. I mean, you don't just slam random pages together.

Here are the negatives that outweigh the tiny amount of postives.

First, This story is too random. Eating a person? In school? Really? I get the point that you try to make this story funny but... it isn't funny. A few humorous jokes scattered around the story are good and all but randomness? A bad idea.

There were a few spelling mistakes and all but not too much that it affects the story. I suggest you make other people proofread your stories. An example of a spelling mistakes is shown in these sentences: "All of a sudden Timothy comes into the room and shoots you in the foot. You die from foot poisining."

Details. We need more details! Why do you hate your enemy so much? What did he do? Why would you want to shove a phone into his mouth? These questions won't ever be answered... ever. On your next story, I recommend you to answer the 6 W's.

Those are just some problems for your story. I congratulate you for observing the proper use of punctuation, capitalization, grammar, and spelling.

Not a good story but I almost died from laughter

Im sorry to say but it was very confusing and i just did not like it

Confuzeling

What a joy it has been to take part in such an eye-opening and culturally revealing experience. The obvious metaphor for the social rift between the English and the French during the French revolution is austere. The character Timothy is such a great stand-in for the hardships we all face in life. Each of us has a Timothy... and each of us wants to kill Timothy. In this story, our dreams have been fulfilled. The author ingeniously uses the idea of pure randomness and pure violence to show the hardships of the world today, and the breaking of the fourth wall makes the narrator even more relatable. I would like to personally to thank the author of this masterpiece for freeing my spirit and reminding me of the reason the name Timothy makes me want to eat my own eyeballs, also I am forever indebted to you. May your life never come into contact with any other timothys ever again. Sincerely, the entire world.

Really funny and cool.

Found myself thinking what am I reading and then proceeded to find every ending. Certainly kept me entertained for a few minutes. Have you made a Saw based story? I'm off to see what else you wrote. Cheers.

Honestly, this was so random, I literally cried from laughing. A lot of people said it was bad, But I went through it twice. Go You!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?

This. Is. Stupid. I get that u were trying to be funny, but no. just no.

That was so random that I didn't even find it funny. Didn't know it was possible to die from foot poisining. I'll need to write that down somewhere.

Random, weird, fantastic

This is one of the most non-sensical games I've ever seen on this site, and not necessarily in a good way. Everything was extremely random to the point that nothing in the story held together at all, not even for a minute.

There was a funny part near the beginning - if you click "Find a friend" then you are taken to the "Find some cereal" page and vice versa. That was about it, everything else was on drugs or something. I feel that if you'd gone down the comedy route (with more substance than just randomly eating people!) then this would get a higher rating.

As it is, the sheer randomness just throws your readers off and doesn't give us a reason to want to play it, at least not after the first time.

What the heck?!? This is just sick, gross and pyscopathic!!! This is bad. No offense

I am the Discoverer

An accurate depiction of school. I believe that it is the most factual piece ive read. 10 Timothy murders out of 10 Timothy murders.

that. was. TERRIBLE
i cant even-
NO just NO

What did I just watch.... read- you get the idea.

I think th-
Never mind.
I won't even try.

I actually found the humour funny. Funny enough for a 4/8 anyway.

HILARIOUS, but very random.

I get what you're doing, but it's not that funny. Randomness is funny, sometimes. However I do see some story there, it may need a little work. I almost felt like my choices didn't matter because I didn't know where the story was going.

The weirdness makes it fun and the few mistakes make it an easy read, all and all it's alright.

Funny

Really, really confusing and not so funny either.

really random and stupid

that was extremely random

This was actually quite amusing :)

What the hell did I take. I think it was a mix of glue cocaine and Timothy

Very funny, i wish it was longer

.....What did I just read?

Logic? What's that? This story has none. I blinked, then I died with no idea what had just happened.

Still, I guess the randomness is sorta amusing, if you tilt your head and squint.

This is the most random, twisted piece of shit story I have ever read. Most of the jokes seem to be pulled out of your ass and the story itself made no sense. This game is an insult to the concept of literature. 7/8.

Hahaha so random it's hilarious!

Funny but weird.

Ummm a bit weird I'll be honest, but good try and coherent game!

It's great and funny.

What the heck just happened?

What?!

This is probably the strangest story I've read on this site. It was very odd, I must say! Quite funny, in a darker and more sadistic way, but hey, who doesn't enjoy a good bit of slapstick comedy! Am I right, or am I right?

This is definitely the funniest story I've ever seen on this website!

I wanna dance, right on the spot, this beat's really hot.

What WAS this? Come on, why couldn't I have a truce with Davis? Instead, I had to shove a phone down his throat. This was really stupid.

Random troll story. Stupid not funny.

Well at the start when I ate Timothy I was like LMAO! ... Unfortunately most of the other jokes in this game seemed to be about eating people, so I got bored :p

Aww man.. that dang timothy! Now I have timothy Leary stuck in my head! :: shakes fist and throws pie::

2/8

The story was not really good. I tried almost every link in THE DAY, but there were no good endings.

really stupid

hilarious if you like weird al, mad, or similar kinds of humor youll luv this! almost as good as the walmart game!

Ummmm.......................

. . .Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use

And baby said. . .

Dance magic dance magic dance. . . .

Now im gonna go crazy if I see Tim again..

There is alot of random eating and random death in this game.
I give you permission to eat my comment. *dies*.

This is clearly the funniest thing I've seen all day.

And I saw a fire truck burst into flames today.

Not even Dan Brown could write something as bad as this.

XD I don't have the words... XD

O_o... Ah-... Oh-... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here. But that was by far the funniest thing I've ever read. Then Timmothy shoots us and we all die.

This made no sense and I love it. (Pretty violent game, ain't it?)

oops i meant LOL

thumbs up

Mazeman, your humour is hilarious. Thanks for the entertaining story.

"Then he pulls out a bow and arrow and shoots Josh in the head. No one cares though because no one liked Josh."

so true...

err... it's still great, but god this line here and plenty of others makes me wonder about your sanity:

"Hey everybody!" You shout. "Wanna beat up Timothy?"
"Yeah sure." The class shouts. You chop Timothy into pieces and punch him and kick him and stab him and shoot him.
All of a sudden the principal walks into the room, with a dog. "I named him Peter, after you there, Walter." He says.
Everybody eats him. All of a sudden Timothy comes into the room and shoots you in the foot. You die from foot poisining.

You know... I've yet to be high, but I'm sure this is close.

Also! I may have used this comment for a diffrent game of yours. If not, then I should've 8/8

Man, i just love random crap!

it was using to childish humor and it was dumb sorry

This game never gets old! I don't know why but I love dieing of foot poisoning.

I don't get it... the similar games i saw in EE were rated 3...

timothy is immortal!!!!!!!!(ps,do not pick dance.it means you are dead in this game.

Well how can I say this... I liked it! It made no sense but it was good!

Insane, albeit well-written.
Good plot-twisting skills wasted on mayhem.
But then again, school days sometimes feel like good skills wasted on mayhem.
Depends on your neighbourhood.

I love this game! its so random. I wish it was longer though.

That was Hilarious! One of the best games here, but random on purpose, and for that, you don't lose points.

A pathetic attempt of trying to be random.

A little too random for my liking. Still, points for good grammar and spelling. (anyway, I though the original Cave of Time was pretty random, too)

Randomly funny. A little linear, but okay. I guess.

i found it...appealing. I guess. but i think the creator did an okay job.

Short and insanely ridiculous, but funny as hell. People getting eaten by pencil sharpeners, chewing through fat people to get into a cafeteria, and so on. Pure hilarity!

Best. Thing. Ever.


Hmmmm.

I enjoyed it, only prpblem is there needs to be a way were you dont die, its not as fun when you die.

it was so funny i had a great time playing it. keep up the great work.

lol!

I do!

I'm rating this badly even though i liked it. Is there any way to win?

Too funny!

This game is awsome! I got eaten because I was dancing! YA!

it's hilarious for its stupidity. nice job.

In all honesty, from playing it twice to make sure, I think it's pathetic, a complete, lugubrious waste of time.

yea so uh, it was a bit funny...until i got shot...which wasnt so much fun.

LOL! But too linear and short...plus, really stupid...

Abstotuley Hilarious, best game!

A really funny game, I loved it.

Weird, very weird game, but fun none the less.

Silly game

Ok...... ummmmmm, yeah, I liked it! I just don't know what to say about it!

A time waster. Put some effort into this. Who is Tim. Why did I kill him 8 times.

I have played several of Maze-Man's games, and they're all hilarious! This was one of the best! I laughed my head off! People walking near the room heard me laughing and freaked out (really)! Maze Man is a genius!

Again I laugh at these games, I find them humorous when their at their most absurd, but they never make for a great gaming experience. Use your skills and make a real honest to goodness game man and you'll have a winner.

this games is REALLY wiered but cool.i dont have any patience so i wasnt playing for long but i think if u had patience and enjoy reading u will go far in life. ps dont judge me love me!!!

Wow!!! Great game the ending i got was magnificent.<br>The game is Beautifully wrote.<br>

really funny

man funny shit your site rules the comics are funny as hell man im going to make a site to

There are a lot of typical &#34;random acts&#34; games on this site but this one had me in stitches. I practically fell out of my chair. The way it's written... you can tell it's not made by a two year old. It's written like a serious story would be written, but there's just a bunch of hilarious wacky events happening all the time. I recommend it completely. This game should be featured on the &#34;School&#34; section of this site, because it really looks at school life from a very funny perspective.

This game is halarious I was laughing all the way through!!!<br>Please make more games like this

this game needs some esex in it to make it compleate

HAHAHA! thats pretty funny. you have a unique sense of humor that most people don't appreciate.

The most confusing game ever.

Timothy wouldn't happen to be a real person, would he? Someone you hate?

it was weird but FUNNY

It was very good.

this is either the funniest game i have played, or the weirdest.

extremely disturbing. but interesting. what was your source of inspiration for this?

it is a good story.