donteatpoop, The Journeyman Scrivener

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Ducky Park

This story contains adult language and adult situations coupled with a cruel and twisted sense of humor. That's right, you are reading a story written by donteatpoop.

You go by many names; Ricky, Retard, Ricky Retarded, Ricky THE Retard, Stupid Asshole, Dumb Fuck, Moron, etc, etc.

You are 20 years old and your father has decided it is time that you get a job. Unable to find employment elsewhere, your father has forced you to turn to another option; working for your uncle at an amusement park he manages. Should be an easy job, right? There's only one problem, you're a fucking idiot.

Reunion

You are the invisible man. The rest of the movie monsters from the silver screen era wish to get together for a reunion. This is not meant to be a game of any sort. This is a potentially amusing short story, and nothing more.

The Multiverse Chalkboard

There is a sequence of runes which can lead you to alternate dimensions. There is a scientist posing as a teacher who has figured out how to manipulate these runes. There is you, who is somehow getting mixed up in all of this.

Recent Posts

The forums are back on infinite-story on 11/17/2019 12:44:36 PM

In case anyone was interested, I was notified today that they just got activated again. You will still need to log into the forums separately. Okay, later. Hope you CYS folk are all doing well.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/12/2018 1:42:45 AM

You have me binging through all of these episodes now, btw.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/12/2018 1:42:15 AM

Glad you like it and thanks again for your help. I appreciate constructive feedback like this. Sorry for being overzealous with the semicolons.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/11/2018 12:36:53 PM

That was hilarious. But I don't know how that would differ necessarily; I said he was manipulative but never used his time stopping power for nefarious purposes.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/10/2018 5:58:09 PM

It works similar to the historical example from Bayside Highschool; as shown in the documentary series 'Saved by the Bell' wherein an adolescent named Zachary Morris made use of this ability to narrate his viewpoint on various topics. Interestingly, he was a manipulative individual but never used his powers for nefarious purposes.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/6/2018 9:45:42 PM

Holy shitballs, Ikiriakos. Thank you so much for your thoroughness. You have exceeded any expectations I had. I really appreciate it.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/2/2018 12:41:45 AM

Feedback, if you please. It is a completed novella. At least, it's two drafts completed. I'm hoping to fine tune it.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/1/2018 12:18:04 PM

Linear story, not a CYS.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 5/30/2018 1:13:14 AM

I have just finished my 2nd draft. In a nutshell it's the story of a veteran suffering from PTSD who comes into the possession of a ring that bestows on him the ability to stop time. Bad guys want that ring back. Then some shit happens. Message me if interested and I'll email you a few chapters. Thanks in advance. Hope someone is interested.

The End Times - Unite The Site Edition! on 11/30/2017 4:39:30 PM

There are some great stories over there, but the biggest difference between sites is that the majority of the stories over there are unfinished works in progress.