donteatpoop, The Dramatist

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10/31/2018 5:07 PM

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The organ is grinding but the monkey won't dance.

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Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Having 2 Storygame(s) Featured Given by EndMaster on 03/25/2015 - For all your hilarious and well written stories.

Storygames

Ducky Park

This story contains adult language and adult situations coupled with a cruel and twisted sense of humor. That's right, you are reading a story written by donteatpoop.

You go by many names; Ricky, Retard, Ricky Retarded, Ricky THE Retard, Stupid Asshole, Dumb Fuck, Moron, etc, etc.

You are 20 years old and your father has decided it is time that you get a job. Unable to find employment elsewhere, your father has forced you to turn to another option; working for your uncle at an amusement park he manages. Should be an easy job, right? There's only one problem, you're a fucking idiot.


Featured Story Reunion

You are the invisible man. The rest of the movie monsters from the silver screen era wish to get together for a reunion. This is not meant to be a game of any sort. This is a potentially amusing short story, and nothing more.


Featured Story The Multiverse Chalkboard
There is a sequence of runes which can lead you to alternate dimensions. There is a scientist posing as a teacher who has figured out how to manipulate these runes. There is you, who is somehow getting mixed up in all of this.

Recent Posts

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/12/2018 1:42:45 AM
You have me binging through all of these episodes now, btw.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/12/2018 1:42:15 AM
Glad you like it and thanks again for your help. I appreciate constructive feedback like this. Sorry for being overzealous with the semicolons.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/11/2018 12:36:53 PM
That was hilarious. But I don't know how that would differ necessarily; I said he was manipulative but never used his time stopping power for nefarious purposes.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/10/2018 5:58:09 PM
It works similar to the historical example from Bayside Highschool; as shown in the documentary series 'Saved by the Bell' wherein an adolescent named Zachary Morris made use of this ability to narrate his viewpoint on various topics. Interestingly, he was a manipulative individual but never used his powers for nefarious purposes.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/6/2018 9:45:42 PM
Holy shitballs, Ikiriakos. Thank you so much for your thoroughness. You have exceeded any expectations I had. I really appreciate it.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/2/2018 12:41:45 AM
Feedback, if you please. It is a completed novella. At least, it's two drafts completed. I'm hoping to fine tune it.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 6/1/2018 12:18:04 PM
Linear story, not a CYS.

I'm working on a novella, any interested readers? on 5/30/2018 1:13:14 AM
I have just finished my 2nd draft. In a nutshell it's the story of a veteran suffering from PTSD who comes into the possession of a ring that bestows on him the ability to stop time. Bad guys want that ring back. Then some shit happens. Message me if interested and I'll email you a few chapters. Thanks in advance. Hope someone is interested.

The End Times - Unite The Site Edition! on 11/30/2017 4:39:30 PM
There are some great stories over there, but the biggest difference between sites is that the majority of the stories over there are unfinished works in progress.

The End Times - Unite The Site Edition! on 11/29/2017 7:29:09 PM
Thanks, I too enjoy fondling retards.